Hooker/Escort stories?

Hooker/Escort stories?

I'm considering getting one, I'm near the border so I'm debating san diego or just going to tijuana

pic related, one in my area

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dont go over their really not worth the risk

it sucks because I know FOR A FACT she is either LE or some other shit

Nice. Wear condoms though.

why not just go to a legal brothel in nevada? or do you plan on being cheap?

mainly because after looking up her number in the erotic review I get different pictures and a different girl alltogether

What's the price for that?

The trans hookers in TJ are cheaper than the trans hookers in SD, but the aids is less lethal locally.

Like, I want to maybe just to fulfill the fantasy but
A. Tijana is sketch as fuck
B. the fake girls look the best
C. the MOST LIKELY real ones look like this fucking dog

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bait and switch is especially common with asians so you know. But sometimes it's not so bad. Got one of the most amazing titty fucks of my life by a bait and switch asian.

Hey OP, that chick is some Asian Insta model.
Not a hooker.
Good luck.

Like, HOLY SHIT who's desperate enough to stick their dick in this, like why


I've considered massage parlors, but again I never know the lingo and kinda just want to do it once and get the fantasy over with, but supposedly AMPS skrew with noobies so why waste the money?

where do you find find reviews or look find them? just curious as I may wanna do this on my next US trip

I don't know that info off the top of my head. The last time I looked into that was when I was a lot younger. It's easy to google. It's legal after all.

I'm in SD too, been thinking about getting one as well

Whoops. This was meant for this.

I had a feeling it was, looks fake AS FUCK

SEE, i ALSO get baited because this one looks real but you never know

I google their phone number, and look at "theeroticreview .com"
or google it to see if they're with law enforcement, because if they are its usually front page google

Is she still in service? I'm In Nashville

for example, just googled it on a whim and BAM
http:// www. bustedescorts .com/61 9-484-4865/

a fucking cop

I like fat black chick's. I'd pay 50 for a bj or for her to ride me

This is so stupid. Sex work should be legal. It's so fucking stupid that OP would put his life on the line just to get some paid ass.

don't get me wrong, I do too sometimes but again, either ugly AF or law enforcement, another one who's a cop

I'm considering just going to tijuana and having a blast there

I agree to an extent, I think it's fine being legal but has to be HIGHLY REGULATED
I mean for all the LE that there is, i'm sure there's also crackheads giving BJ's out of their cars in san diego regardless spreading who knows what

Best to go on craigslist and find some whore who wants to fuck for free. They pop up rarly, and may not be exactly your type, but at worst they flake. No worry about arrest

how do you even do that?

I've had sex normally all my life
(girlfriend, friends with benefits) and I just want to try it to try it but that seems sketch as fuck

also looky here another cop after a google search
skipped 10 for no reason

See, this is the holy grail though, local "pornstar" but idk if it's worth risking, she actually has porn online of her, under brittany kendall

threads dead so no choice but to let it 404

thanks for the tips fags

If into Trannies, Mara Nova lives in SD and escorts. She is real. Usually on backpage. Has a hot friend too.

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Someone who isn't me found a hooker on backpage.com, he brought her to his house like an a****** and literally she sat down on the couch and asked to order pizza and said by the time they would be done the pizza would be here. The two of them promptly initiated and eventually finished and she was extremely eager to go above and beyond to make him come. The hooker smelled good, looked nice, really didn't seem like a nasty trashy whore like you would would think. Cost him something like $350 and the pizza was like $20. SWIM lived in Florida and this was about a year ago for him. He would do it again

I'd pound the shit out of it.

You're on Sup Forums, don't act like you have standards either, faggot.

just because you're a fucking neckbeard austistic faggot doesn't mean we all are

I'd like to believe you, but i'd rather say cool story bro

have one with ur mum

The moment after you bust that nut you'll regret spending the $$

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Back when I was a pup, spent 500 had sex with 7 of them through out the course of the night, my first two threesomes, helluva night

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>be me
>be 20
>be working near red light district
>be virgin
>be horny and desperate
>hear everyone at work talking about to hookers
>have fantasy about fucking one
>finish work late
>young girl approaches me window
>asks if I want any business
>herewego.jpeg
>take her round the corner
>receive blowjob
>spunk and swallow
>she's questionable in age
>kind of cute though
>repeated visits over the next year
>lose my virginity to her

Seems fishy to me especially since she flat out says sex

Iirc this was not a real ad but was created to humiliate that slut, who actually did get paid to do some porn with some guys

Humaniplex.... get reviews, cut down on risk.

This is Lea
Used to use her a lot
Used to love face fucking her
She went on to do porn

Shes legit

Ask them to go on facetime to make sure they're who they say they are.

Always, always, always fucking image search the images provided. If you're in the US, the going rate for a half hour is 140, 200 for the full hour.

Make sure that you are getting a GFE. DO NOT fucking let them force you to cum. You should get the full time that you are paying for, unless you don't. Up to you.

If the image search proves that they are not who they say they are, give them an address like 2-3 houses down. When they arrive, scan them. If they are doing bait and switch, just ditch it. Make sure that your phone is off though. They will call,

If they call you before getting off the car, it's a bit trickier so you have to time it well so that you are outside your house before they arrive. The point is that you don't want to deal with an angry escort. The reason for doing this is because 10% may have muscle outside. Take precaution.

Other than that, have fun. I've done it like 40 times.

Cops don't really give a shit about this trade. They mostly care about the massage parlors in their city offering extra services.

User TER, Rubmaps, Backpage, and Nightshift BTW

>going all the way to Nevada just to get pussy

Depends on the image. If you are getting a professionally done picture with the face blurred.. hella fake. If you are getting non-face picture and they look amateurish, 60% legit.

BBCs, you dumb shit. Also, there are different niches and that's not SO bad. I've seen fucking grandma's post on BP. Fucking grandmas! They usually cost far cheaper (like 60 for a full fuck), but there are the ones who try to charge full price. Those are the ones that question my perception of humanity.

Hey, OP. If you can't find a review, when arranging a meeting, make sure that you only call one. It might be a waste of time, but if you call 2 who work in the same agency, you're going to get blocked. Although, I wouldn't get and agency hooker. They like to upcharge, charge 200 just to meet, but an extra 200 to fuck.

You know there is an easy way to get rid of cops, right you fucking noob?

When you do your own personal screening and realize that they aren't doing a bait and switch or upcharge, you place the donation somewhere visible. They can't charge shit unless you physically hand them the money.

Another pro-tip. NEVER refer to the money as MONEY. You ask how much their donations or roses they require.

Dude, she's not that bad. Look, you can be an 8+/10 guy who likes to score 9+/10 girls. Great! But that girl is a chubby black girl. Blacks are at the bottom of my preference and I can't say that she's not bad.

I went there for a buddy's bachelor party years ago. I fucked a legit 10 for $60, and she wasn't the only one. There were a lot of less hot girls too, but more than a couple 8s and up. Anyone been lately?

>DUI
Weak. I thought it was going to be prostitution. Looks like she got arrested for burglary too.

Looks like she's had a few

I was walking home one night at about 3am and a fairly pretty young hooker approached me and asked me if I wanted a "date." I politely declined and she told me she was cold and hungry, and she'd give me a blowjob for $10. I politely declined again and she said she'd do it for anything, anything at all.

I felt badly for her, so I took all the money I had in my pockets (it wasn't more than about two or three dollars) and told her she didn't owe me anything, but I'd give her a hug for free. So she grabbed me and held me in a super-tight hug for about five minutes while she cried on my shoulder. Then she left and I went home. I felt badly for her, but we all choose our own hells and there's nothing I could do for her.

that's vicki li

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>tfw find a actually passable 7/10 thai tranny
>200 dollars, I'm a cheap bastard but pony it up
>amazing thin body, nice tits and ass. Exactly what I want from a south east asian chick
>after fucking all she wants is to cuddle
>don't even have a time limit, she was falling asleep in my arms. She probably would have let me stay the night if I wanted but had to go.

Almost every other time with escort has been mediocre at best

inb4 gay

I was once walking home at 3.15am and a young hooked approached me and asked me if I wanted a 'date'. I said no because I didn't have any money on me but she said it's OK because the guy before me had paid and not received so I could get it for free. The funny part is I robbed her of the two or three dollars she had in her pocket after I jizzed down her throat.

Goddamn it. I can't masturbate to that. You're a good guy OP, and I appreciate that there are people like you in the world, but your goodness has no place place here.

>dont be a coward
drive to the border park and walk across take a friend if you are scared. you will walk 20 ft into mexico hop in a cab and tell them to take you to club hong kong. this place is one of the best strip club/whore houses in the world. you will get your own mexican dude to be your waiter/translator just buy a few drinks tip your dude well, dont bite on the first bitches that come up to you. remember every single girl is available, if you see something you like then get it. the girls their are 7-9/10 if you like young latinas. pick your girl she will throw on a robe and take you to the upstairs hotel, you pay by the hour i think its like 25 bucks rooms are nice and cleaned all the time (cleaning crew is on point 24/7 kek). then handle your business walk down stairs have a drink hail a cab and go walk back over the border.

taxi=$10
drinks=$15
room=$25
girl=$50-100 bucks (haggle the price)
>fucking 8/10 latina with tight pussy and body when ever you want=priceless

>She
You fucking fag

You could of saved her bro.

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Yo that greentext was beautiful, i didnt come here to feel, but thanks for sharing.

If you live in LA I can hook you up with a few worth it escorts. Pretty young tho if you cool with that.

was traveling and needed a quick fuck in ireland, checked escort pages on google, picked a mint looking asian about 28 y.o

she directed me to her apartment via phone, sounded sexy.

Got there, chick on the phone was not the same asian chick in the building. This 1 was atleast 40 and barely spoke english, wanted to just give me a massage also.

eventually fucked her with a condom, she begged me to keep the bed from squeaking so her pimp upstairs didnt hear. soon as i nutted, i fucked off real quick, pretty scary but i was thinking with my dick

lololol.

I came I saw I felt.

10/10 greentext

This. Just jerk off for about an hour, you'll have more fun, less anxiety afterwards (OHGODAIDS), and cheaper.

I fucked one escort. She was ok. We had a long chat afterwards, seemed like a nice woman but obvious that escorting is not what she wanted to be doing with her life. And I was just a john...

>Be 25
>Get GF pregnant
>We agree to an abortion
>Take her to a clinic in Brisbane, Australia, near Roma street parklands
>Even walk by protesters outside
>Nurses tell me i cant be there, she will be ready for pick up in 2 hours
>Ok, kiss her and leave
>Walk out, jump in taxi
>Take me to a brothel
>Go and fuck a milf for 45 min, even get her personal number for out of hours fucking
>Go back, meet GF
>Go home, cuddle her while she cries all afternoon

Holy fuck, you are an incredible piece of shit

Man, US escorting sounds shit.

oath mate ur a sick cunt

>noblesse oblige
>the absolute madman

How much should I pay for this escort?