About to be moving into a new home with my girlfriend...

About to be moving into a new home with my girlfriend. Unfortunately I'm going to be throwing out my toy collection as I won't really be able to hide this stuff once I'm living with her.

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Why are you hiding it from her?

Why do you have to be so insecure about your own sexual desires OP? Are you really that much of a pussy?

fuck. you'll probably have to have sex with her instead of jerking off alone. what a bummer.

Just ask her to peg you fucking faggot

It's a little late in the game to be casually mention I have this many toys right before we move in together.

I think you're more of a faggot than a guy getting fucked by a nigger dick. Just tell her or dump her. Nothing good will ever come out of this otherwise.

Send them to me op I'll put them to good use I'm not joking btw

I've already made up my mind, unfortunately.

I don't think it's that big of a deal. Maybe later on I will ask her to peg me and we'll buy a new collection from there.

Dat postage tho

If you really think this then you're retarded. You're gonna move in with some chick and you can't even tell her about what you're into sexually? Stop being such a pussy

You can always give it to Goodwill.

Well you've got garbage taste in toys so nothing of value was lost

Meh. I feel bad for your girlfriend. You're hiding something like this from her and she probably (hopefully) tries to be truthful towards you in every way. You don't deserve her.

>You're hiding something like this from her and she probably (hopefully) tries to be truthful towards you in every way.
Yeah because that's how people work...

It's just a fetish, man. Not like this is part of my identity or anything.

Got any suggestions?

So when you look into her eyes you see a random person and say "meh"?

You shouldn't move in one flat with her if you have to hide this stuff.

Lol asking for suggestions aren't you about to throw all your shit out?

Maybe for later. Doesn't hurt to ask..

lol she looks like a man i thought it was a photo of you, saw the cum, thought wtf are u fagit and only after all this saw no dick

She's of the female variety.

I would if I could find the "used sextoys" donation bin.

this is fking bait. no one is this fking gay about being gay. OP thinks hes the first homo to marry a woman.

she looks like me ffs youre a fagit boiii in denial

My natural instincts, sexual history and a decade of porn habits suggest that actually, I'm quite straight.

>stuffs toys up his ass
>chooses a girl with masculine features and tiny tits
>insecure about his orientation
>trying too hard to appear heterosexual in an user board where nobody gives a shit

You will live with a woman you can't even tell your fetish to?

It sounds like you want to be straight. What are you thinking about when you self stretching?

That shit requires determination

There's no "wanting" to be straight. I think about girls, I fuck girls, I walk down the street and I only look at girls.

I'm very comfortable and certain about my sexuality. I just like putting things up my ass.

>bummer

Kek

>I just like putting things up my ass.

Would you even want her to do it to you, or is it some flagellation bs? She looks like shed be open to some kink.

I'm 100% straight and a few things have found their way into my ass....she's pretty fucking hot. By the way. I would move in with her.

This guy gets it

She's put her fingers in my ass before, but only a couple of times.

Honestly I think getting pegged by her would be pretty hot.

OP, any of these toys actually worth the money?

why throw out instead of sell?

You should clean and sell them.

>Cockring
Definitely. This one I actually use all the time with my gf (put it in the photo because why not), adjustable, easy to put on/take off.

>Stainless steel plug (Njoy large)
My favourite when I cbf warming up and want instant gratification, the weight is really amazing when you're walking around with it in. Uncomfortable if you wear it for long periods of time.

>Red plug (tantus)
Really comfy once it's in, feels much more full than the stainless steel plug, doesn't require too much warm up.

>smaller black plug (tantus)
Surprisingly comfy once in. Takes a lot of warm up but you feel amazingly full. Would recommend if you like going larger for sure.

>Largest black plug (tantus)
Man this one takes work. I've only gotten it in a handful of times and the amount of warm up you need is pretty lengthy. Really intense once it's in though. Probably wouldn't have bought it in hindsight.

>Black prostate dildo
Awkward shape. Do not recommend. Basically only use it to fuck my ass with it and reach prostate orgasm.

Just bring it up someday, that's what I did. I'm a very dominant guy in bed, always, and me and my girlfriend are very sexually active but one day I brought it up after about a year and she agreed to it. It's hot as fuck and really fun to have the tables turned sometimes.

Dude just brake up with her you faggot , your gay ass will end up leaving her for some dude at some point.

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Am I late for the toy giveaway OP?

so that cockring, how is it? i've seen those but always assumed it would end up pinching and thought it was a dumb idea, but does it actually feel ok?

You might as well end it now, if you cant talk to her about dildos what the fuck are you gonna do when something serious happens throw it out and run away? dildos dont make you a faggot this shit does

Just hide them for a while and then pretend to buy them little by little because you want to experiment
But idk, i m not a pussy so i never had a problem like this, even if they made fun of me at the begginning all my gfs loved my plug collection after trying it
Just buy some little plug to introduce her to this wonderfull world and don t be jelly of your toys
>pic related my once innocent gf after an hour long walk with a plug in the ass and a butterfly vibrator

you are a fucking idiot

I'd be thrilled if my bf had these

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If you don't eventually open up to her about your desire for buttplay then your sex life will suck and you will probably end up hating the relationship.
Seriously OP don't do this to yourself. Just buy a foot locker or something and a padlock and lock that shit up until you're ready to tell her.

typical faggot

or until she finds out and dumps his faggot beta ass for someone better

Fuck throwing them away. OP mail them to me dawg

Brand/search terms to find a cockring like that?

You should have seen her having an orgasm in the middle of the street
She was only into normal sex when i meet her and now she gets horny posting photos here on Sup Forums
Life always find a way

*vomits internally

This tho would gladly adopt and pay for shipping. Seriously. Set up an ebay deal.

How do you turn a lady into a freak? I would like to do this with my gf she doesn't even

Also nice digits

>he thinks liking anal stimulation=being attracted to men

I've been into cock stuffing for ages, but i didnt reveal it to my girlfriend until we had been together for over 3 years. Turns out that she thinks its incredibly hot and wants to watch every time i use my toys. Moral of the story, just talk to your girl about your fetishes and you might end up having a lot more fun together

Little by little, step by step
Be sincere about what makes you horny, experiment basic stuff and don t ever settle on what s sex for the two of us: always keep aiming higher

fuck off lol i called first dibs

Does she know ur a faggot?
Nice trips nigga.

>Yeah because that's how people work.
This.
The poster to whom he is responding to HAS to be either a girl or a retard, the two overlap on venn diagrams.

I'm not too sure, I bought it Japan and threw out the packaging a while ago.

Just talk to her about it m8. You'll be heaps happier. Like other anons have said, why are you moving in with her if you can't talk about this? It's honestly not that big a deal. If she freaks the fuck out and can't deal with it you two wouldn't have lasted anyway.

Better late than never friendo

NVM. Found the ring on amazon - "BOSS Silicone Cock Tie"

amazon.com/BOSS-Silicone-Cock-Tie/dp/B006MA86DA

I highly recommend it.

Good plan, OP. Variety is the essence of life. Will be more fun to get new toys once you know she is ok with you using anal toys.
Upload a pic of you with silicone cock tie - for science purposes.

Tell her theyre for her?

Post them to me.

underrated post
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But it is a part of your identity..

moar

literally every group that isn't mutually exclusive overlap on venn diagrams.