Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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You win by 1 second

booze is a good solution for that

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I don't drink anymore.

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>"heh i guess i underestimated you *chewa doritos*
>stops time and summons lightning blades from the sky.

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how come?

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I'm too tired to escape anymore.

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>defies timestop and block lighting with Yamato

escaping is better than suffering

Better in what way?

I haven't had a drink or a drug in over two years.

>"your pretty tough kiddo"
>summons demons 2 hunt u

Also this thread is poopoo

I slip sometimes and take some drug or another. Old habits die hard I guess.

Have some titts

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL
(WAKE ME UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(SAVE ME)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

I'm gay, but thanks for the offer.

the less i'm alone with my own thoughts the better, if you can't withstand the suffering, don't try

eat a dick

>literally your waifu

FUCK YOU

It's better to face it, I think. Or anyways, it's easier to.

You look here big dumb gay. You take these titts and you LIKE them.

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I would prefer not to.

would you dick my pooper?

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I can't face down my demons, i spend my time running from them

morning

HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES
LIKE OPEN DOORS
LEADING YOU DOWN INTO MY CORE
WHERE I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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They'd only chase me if I did that.

sharpie in pooper pls
>cuts demons with yamato
nice try kiddo *tips fedora*

Sup Sameji, what's good?

No!
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Do we not have (You)s anymore?

I have (You)s
Hiroyuki fucked them up or something
But I need a cutie like you with sharpie in pooper

youtu.be/wM2LsKdUlx4?t=30s
I just run, and don't look back, there's nothing for me back there

Peter made me sad, but good news, i found new tea

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She sure loves her Funfetti frosting.

It's been some time.

I'm too tired to run.

Rei a cute.
But only secound best

Been a while since I've been here during the day

Hey bb
nice pic

so you walk, limp, crawl, you keep moving forward, or you stop moving

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It's all perspective. Some others prefer Pen-Pen.

I don't move out of the way of them.

Nope!

>Tea
Ewwww. Why sad tho?

i can't blame you

you're missing out, i finally found the darjeeling and oolong i like

and just read up, or back, or whatever

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It's better that way. At least I can hold onto my angels instead of running from my demons.

Not going to dignify that with a response
Yeah but Asuka is objectively better.
Gtfo Asuka is mine

i would only succeed in driving myself mad

We're all mad here.

How is everyone this morning?

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

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a fair point

I prefer quiet and subdue over loud and bombastic.

Have you ever seen Birdman?

the 2014 movie? i have not

Is that a huge cutie I've spotted?

>But I need a cutie like you with sharpie in pooper
Can I ask for this, is that a thing I can do?

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You should. It's very good. What about The Royal Tenenbaums?

added to my list; and no, my movies until recently have consisted of explosions and/or cars and/or Sylvester Stallone

Not a tea fan though!

I dunno, did you look in a mirror?

NO DONG NO!

Nope, definitely looking at you!

It's about a realistic sort of redemption. It's heart breaking. Also very good. I think it's Wes Anderson's finest work.

how? it's delicious and makes you seem like a pretentious cunt, what more do you want?

i shall add it to the list as well, i don't think i've seen anything he's directed

He's one of the best contemporary directors.

Then I fail to see where you're seeing the cutie!

Something far, FAR sweeter. Even the sweetest tea tastes extremely bitter to me.

what genres does he do usually?

bitter is better

Well I'm definitely seeing one!

Tragicomedies.

You're talking to someone that fucking had to add MORE PURE HONEY to MEAD to make it as sweet as they thought it would be!

Then there's a mirror somewhere that you're not aware of!

huh, not usually my thing, but i'll take a look

yea, that is something satan would do

One day I'll make you admit to it, you'll see!

bump

It's dead m8

How's your day going my man?

:^)
Did you enjoy that last dong

could be more dead

Damn straight.

O-Oh my...

FUCKING HELL DONG, NO MORE DONGS! THE DONGENNING MUST NOT CUM TO BE!

Could always be more dead.

It's not like I was saying anything by that.

>FUCKING HELL DONG, NO MORE DONGS! THE DONGENNING MUST NOT CUM TO BE!
Now I just want to see you get dong'd more often.

you seen the grand tour yet?

you can never be too dead

I deal almost exclusively in the tragic.

>Now I just want to see you get dong'd more often.
Care to contribute then~?

Nope. Should I?

Does it count if you're undead?

I was going to say that I could contribute but you wouldn't react the same way.

i like dark psychological thrillers

i finally got around to torre- getting amazon prime, and it's pretty good

no, 'cause that's negative amounts of dead

Well, I tried.

Eh?

I like philosophical meditations on the meaning and meaninglessness of life.

They always say the sky will fall so much, you'd think they're counting the days for it.

Not as long as I'm here!

Going fine! I foud a steam game I didn't know I had, so I'm playing it now

what about you?