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Chubby Edition

>he isn't Lutheran

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THICC

why is this legal

>he is

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>I'm a Lutheran

I can see its oversized pores

>he is lutheran

...

Ha I fooled all of you nerds, I'm not part of any specific branch of Protestantism. Most Slavs here are Baptists.

>Baptists

Reminder that we UberGeorgians are the only thing protecting you from Florida Man

>caraposting

theres at least 12 states acting as a buffer zone between here and florida

did she die

>says the one posting 5 years old memes

She's fine.

Gonna impregnate a French-Canadian girl one day desu

they remind me of my childhood

M O R M O N S

My high school teachers spent their lunches looking at the recently arrested people in the newspaper for students they used to have

Send your son to private school

>Be Californian
>Smell VERY bad

true tbvh

>be south dakotan
>go weeks without bathing and worship corn

>be other 49 "states"
>smell worse than Californians

It'll never happen.
Trust me.

I'll move to a red state and buy him a gun.

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Really though why does Florida have the most common weird crimes in Murka?

>most spics in the country
>thinks his is the nicest smelling

nope!

t. tyrone yang smith-gonzalez

what is moonlight even about?

I dont remember hearing about it at all

I know. Probably not gonna be together anymore after we graduate.
I don't know. I also never heard about it. Didn't watch the Oscars either.

OHHHH! Lonesome Me!

Basically one of the subplots from The Wire

Which red state?

White people smell like cheese.

I come to ask for that image of Sweden about Klara and Sven having Simon a Kenyan immigrant father their son.

What do americans think of pennsylvania?

How can whitey even compete?

Reminder that white people basically invented the ancient world as well as the modern world

wh*tes love cheese

Comfy but Philly should be firebombed

most widely respected state and we pretty much all agree it's the best place to live

philly is a shithole

the amish are weird people

Steelers fans are douchebags

Lancaster a shit

Me neither I just watched Jack and Rich Evans play Berserk
Very pure

daily reminder you haven't done anything other than masturbate watchig japanese cartoon pedo porn.

2nd most American state full of hard working (((union))) members and Amish cunts

The cities should be firebombed

Oh my

PENISsylvania is good

>mfw you're not wrong

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Hi

Heyo

Hello my indian brother.

tfw we're the one general that doesn't have an anime op

Guys did Yellowstone blow up or something I don't understand this shitposting

Blacks should be wiped out and white people should be sent to repopulate Africa. This would solve overpopulation and make Africa nice.

It's official

The only threads I can make that are remotely popular are generals

>It's an Aryan episod

If Yellowstone blew up you'd fuggin know about it

They're just being faggots because that's Australia's national pastime

Let's start a cult!

That's what happened in The Man in the High Castle

It will, very soon.

*joins The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints*

Sarcasm?

Every few years there is a meme that Yellowstone is going to blow soon, wiping out something ridiculous like half of the USA.

It's literally "end of the mayan calendar" or "01/01/00" tier.

no

>tfw you will never put your penis inside a vagina without paying
>tfw no girl will ask you to fuck her while you hold her in your arms
>tfw your parents have never told you ,but you know that they are disappointed on you because you have never brought a girl home
>tfw you are afraid they suspect that you are gay when you are not
>tfw you realize at your 24 years old, that you are LITERALLY and evolution failure
how do you cope with this feel lads?

Didn't mean to reply to the second user.

*clears throat*

you do know the sole purpose of life isn't to fuck right?

Submit yourself to your local Iowan bull today

Literally wrong. Humans exist to breed.

>wiping out something ridiculous like half of the USA
The ash would cover the Rust Belt, the northeast, and most of the Great Plains

says who

Well technically it is.

fucking is LITERALLY the purpose of life amerifriend

>Frigate, Lost
>Group 1, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>Group 2, Reinforced
>Destroyer, Lost
>Group 2, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>Group 3, Assigned
>Group 3, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>"We have come to trade xD"

Nature

realize that none of that crap matters

nature says you have to fuck to fulfill your purpose in life?

The purpose of life is to pass on your genes.

had sex in public lads

got invited to a fivesome where i'm the only dude lads

LADS

I dunno, one of em has a big hole where the knee would be

Good on ya mate!

At least you aren't a virgin and dumb

gz

Says who? Why is that the purpose of life?

lolllllll

>Lying
>On the internet

No breeding = no life, unless you can reproduce via budding

mate you aren't breeding right now and you're alive

speak for yourself lad

Ayyyyyyy

If you can call that living

I have the urge to impregnate a woman

>lads