Chubby Edition
/cum/ Canada US Mexico
>he isn't Lutheran
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THICC
why is this legal
>he is
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>I'm a Lutheran
I can see its oversized pores
>he is lutheran
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Ha I fooled all of you nerds, I'm not part of any specific branch of Protestantism. Most Slavs here are Baptists.
>Baptists
Reminder that we UberGeorgians are the only thing protecting you from Florida Man
>caraposting
theres at least 12 states acting as a buffer zone between here and florida
did she die
>says the one posting 5 years old memes
She's fine.
Gonna impregnate a French-Canadian girl one day desu
they remind me of my childhood
M O R M O N S
My high school teachers spent their lunches looking at the recently arrested people in the newspaper for students they used to have
Send your son to private school
>Be Californian
>Smell VERY bad
true tbvh
>be south dakotan
>go weeks without bathing and worship corn
>be other 49 "states"
>smell worse than Californians
It'll never happen.
Trust me.
I'll move to a red state and buy him a gun.
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Really though why does Florida have the most common weird crimes in Murka?
>most spics in the country
>thinks his is the nicest smelling
nope!
t. tyrone yang smith-gonzalez
what is moonlight even about?
I dont remember hearing about it at all
I know. Probably not gonna be together anymore after we graduate.
I don't know. I also never heard about it. Didn't watch the Oscars either.
OHHHH! Lonesome Me!
Basically one of the subplots from The Wire
Which red state?
White people smell like cheese.
I come to ask for that image of Sweden about Klara and Sven having Simon a Kenyan immigrant father their son.
What do americans think of pennsylvania?
How can whitey even compete?
Reminder that white people basically invented the ancient world as well as the modern world
wh*tes love cheese
Comfy but Philly should be firebombed
most widely respected state and we pretty much all agree it's the best place to live
philly is a shithole
the amish are weird people
Steelers fans are douchebags
Lancaster a shit
Me neither I just watched Jack and Rich Evans play Berserk
Very pure
daily reminder you haven't done anything other than masturbate watchig japanese cartoon pedo porn.
2nd most American state full of hard working (((union))) members and Amish cunts
The cities should be firebombed
Oh my
PENISsylvania is good
>mfw you're not wrong
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Hi
Heyo
Hello my indian brother.
tfw we're the one general that doesn't have an anime op
Guys did Yellowstone blow up or something I don't understand this shitposting
Blacks should be wiped out and white people should be sent to repopulate Africa. This would solve overpopulation and make Africa nice.
It's official
The only threads I can make that are remotely popular are generals
>It's an Aryan episod
If Yellowstone blew up you'd fuggin know about it
They're just being faggots because that's Australia's national pastime
Let's start a cult!
That's what happened in The Man in the High Castle
It will, very soon.
*joins The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints*
Sarcasm?
Every few years there is a meme that Yellowstone is going to blow soon, wiping out something ridiculous like half of the USA.
It's literally "end of the mayan calendar" or "01/01/00" tier.
no
>tfw you will never put your penis inside a vagina without paying
>tfw no girl will ask you to fuck her while you hold her in your arms
>tfw your parents have never told you ,but you know that they are disappointed on you because you have never brought a girl home
>tfw you are afraid they suspect that you are gay when you are not
>tfw you realize at your 24 years old, that you are LITERALLY and evolution failure
how do you cope with this feel lads?
Didn't mean to reply to the second user.
*clears throat*
you do know the sole purpose of life isn't to fuck right?
Submit yourself to your local Iowan bull today
Literally wrong. Humans exist to breed.
>wiping out something ridiculous like half of the USA
The ash would cover the Rust Belt, the northeast, and most of the Great Plains
says who
Well technically it is.
fucking is LITERALLY the purpose of life amerifriend
>Frigate, Lost
>Group 1, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>Group 2, Reinforced
>Destroyer, Lost
>Group 2, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>Group 3, Assigned
>Group 3, Destroyed
>Frigate, Lost
>"We have come to trade xD"
Nature
realize that none of that crap matters
nature says you have to fuck to fulfill your purpose in life?
The purpose of life is to pass on your genes.
had sex in public lads
got invited to a fivesome where i'm the only dude lads
LADS
I dunno, one of em has a big hole where the knee would be
Good on ya mate!
At least you aren't a virgin and dumb
gz
Says who? Why is that the purpose of life?
lolllllll
>Lying
>On the internet
No breeding = no life, unless you can reproduce via budding
mate you aren't breeding right now and you're alive
speak for yourself lad
Ayyyyyyy
If you can call that living
I have the urge to impregnate a woman
>lads