Blade runner

>blade runner
>does not run with a blade

> England
> not land of the engs

(im welsh)

>Dirty Dancing
>Everyone is clean

>the Terminator
>consistently unable to terminate his targets

>Raising Arizona
>doesn't actually raise the state Arizona

>Game of Thrones
>There's no game and there's only one important throne

> the breakfast club
> they don't have meetings every morning and debate things whike eating breakfast

>Enter the Dragon
>No dragon or entering it in the entire movie...

>Cloverfield
>entire movie takes place in a city

> cowboy bebop
> it is not about the struggle of a robbot to be accepted as a cowboy

>Not Another Teen Movie
>is a teen movie

> channel awesome
> it is not awesome

>Zoolander
>Doesn't land in zoo's

>foxcatcher
>no foxes seen let alone caught

> goodfellas
> they are bad fellas

>apocalypse now
>world doesn't end

post it

you know what I'm talking about

>hes (((welsh)))

kek'd

>Lord of the Rings
>only one ring in the entire movie

>Lawrence of Arabia
>He's English

>Game of Thrones
>there's only one throne

>castaway. the guy never gets a cast or even a broken bone and then has the cast removed

>The Sopranos
>nobody is a soprano singer

>Drive
>he drives
not bad

>drive
>his hands are a little dirty
really? jesus christ.

>Mad Men
>Male characters are frequently upset

This is okay

>the green mile
>no scene with a color run with people painted green the entire film!
fucking ridiculous

Good thread.

>the mist
>he never mis't a single person in that last scene

>Cool Hand Luke
>does hard labor in the baking heat all day, his hands would be anything but cool

>the last action hero
>Literally tons of action movies and heroes have been made sense then

dumb frogposter

>Total Recall
>I don't remember a fucking thing about this movie!

>Captain America: Civil War
Not one cannon, or cavalry charge, were they even trying?

>Captain America
>Only represents the USA

>House of Cards
>there's no house of cards

>the mist
>every shot hits someone