G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800

I envy you

I did pic related last night with some slut why would I want to kill my self.

>I'm married
>satisfying sex life

Can this be true or is it just a meme?

Well, you can't unkill yourself.

Didn't sleep well, I had food poisoning last night which was almost fatal because I got dehydrated so not killing myself today because I didn't die

You have to pick the right woman

OP serious question.

Do you do this every day to subliminally plant the idea of killing yourself into other anons morning... every single day for well over a year?

What's your motivation? Genuinely interested.

No pic sad!

Sup Forums, need your advice.

I'm a gay feeder and happily committed to a beautiful and loving feedee. He's recently officially hit the obesity milestone, and I've never been prouder. But meanwhile, I've been steadily losing unhealthy amounts of weight, and am now so underweight I can clearly see my bones and constantly feel weak and nauseous.

I'm not doing it on purpose. The reason it's happening: I'm poor. My job sucks. I can't afford enough reasonably healthy calories to both maintain a healthy weight for myself and continue increasing his, and I guess I've been letting the latter take priority more than I've realized.

What should I do? If we press on, I'll probably starve to death. Yet, conversely, saving myself would mean throwing away years of hard work we both really valued and believed in. I feel so conflicted.

I don't think the hotel that the wife booked for New Year's Eve, but staying from tomorrow until New Year's Day, has a morgue.

Have you tried sucking dick

Well, I mean, yeah. I am a gay man with a boyfriend. It's not really something to be ashamed of among our kind.

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Kill yourself now by putting heating coils attached (Home Depot sells them as replacements for dishwashers and electric water heaters) to a PID (digital thermometer with set table target temp)

Set the PID to 230*F and get in the bath with the coils.

Get in a bathtub with 1/2 lb of salt, and various spices.

Your death will serve the dual benefit of feeding your faggot buddy and getting you off of Sup Forums

OP PLEASE ANSWER THIS.

let her pay for her food.

anyway if you died or whatever your hard work would be lost so put yourself first even if you prioritise something else because the the healthier you are then the better you can help your #1 cause

I... just... fucking what?

post more pics

>slept well
Drunk and haven't slept in five days, also 4:02AM

>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
thats so fucking boring.

The fuck are you doing here normiefag, seriusly

U DA MAN
no motivation.
i did.
pls get some sleep soon.

This post makes me wanna kill you more than killing myself you lucky bastard.

>I'm a gay feeder and happily committed to a beautiful and loving feedee

the fuck is this?

kekkkk no way in hell i'm doing this but it would be funny as fuck

Thanks for the honest advice. He didn't go to college, but even so, if we could find him a good job, that pays even a little bit more in caloric potential than it drains from him, it would be a huge help.

Pic related: my sleepy piggy

I lost my v-card yesterday so im feeling pretty alright this morning

nice.
how was it ?

Thanks friend, I enjoyed it

I mean, it's sex. Not exactly in a position to tell if it's good or bad yet

last longer than 2 mins?
did he/she/it enjoy it too ?

I don't deserve to end this misery yet.

because i still can kill me tomorrow

I need to go buy cigarettes, maybe after that though.

I'm blessed beyond what I deserve, I got to register for classes for the spring completely paid for. I have a bad ass computer that I built myself I'm doing what I love life is fantastic I hope it's the same for all of you.

you got a source for that gif? its hot af.

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nah
y so miserable?

how about for this gif... fuck dude, you got good taste.

I definitely respect this reasoning, but personally I never understood it. I'm glad you can be happy to have more than you believe you deserve, but why should I? On the contrary, looking at the world as a zero-sum game, I feel a crippling sense of shame every day knowing I have more than I deserve while others work hard enough to deserve everything and yet have nothing.

Leah Gotti, Madi Meadows ;)

that was quick. thanks user

Yeah I didn't actually finish. She blissed out after 20. Low stamina, I guess

I think the answer here is that it cycles. I love my wife and we have good sex. Is our sex life perfect, nah. But it's pretty good most of the time.

The meme is that it's perfect 24/7/365. I'm sure those anons do exist but the majority it is and isn't depending on where you're at in life.

I'd also argue that the other factors (I.e. Good job, stable income, happy with kids) contribute to a good sex life. If those things are in order, it will help a lot.

The only thing keeping me from doing it is that I don't know what to leave in my suicide note for my son.

While the world is full of happy people, I was left wondering why the heck would someone with such an active and happy life spend their time answering threads on Sup Forums.

I came to the conclusion you're talking shit.

For me this would be.
>having some indian food being delivered to my place in ~20 minutes
>have a gf who's a bit clingy, but loves sex, and the dirtier the better
>finally study something I want to do for a living
>been finding new hobbies and skills I want to improve on
>all the porn I still haven't seen
>huge backlog of games

nope, not that either
nice work user.
good wisdom here.
good for u and ur son.

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Then it's more important than ever to use it to help people less fortunate. I used to feel guilty about having more than others until I started volunteering at homeless shelters and donating a portion of what I earn to help. I firmly believe you get back what you put out.

Thanks user

I can't let go of the past and can't get myself to do something about my shitty mediocre life

Well it's blowjob week because my fiancée is on her period so I'm Gona wait till that's over

Past sins shouldn't shape your future. Learn from them and rise above. Appreciate what you have not dwell on what you don't, it'll make life easier

Because my kid sister is visiting me later so guaranteed a fuck

wise words user, thanks for sharing
wow.

She's 14, I'm 20. We've been using each other sexually for 7 years.

>Appreciate what you have not dwell on what you don't
this is what vast majority of my family does, but it doesn't seem right.. for me it's like persuading yourself that you're happy, while you're not

this is terrible.

becuase im going to have my first anal sex today

Be sure to tell him to wear a condom

Post pictures of your sister

I'm 20 years old and in college looking to get a highly in-demand degree.
Things aren't too bad.

Yeah, was horrendous when she was 7 and caught 14 yo me wanking but wanted to watch and help and would ask to suck my cock. Was a nightmare when she wanted me to lick her pussy then finger her. Was unbearable when she was 12 and we were 69ing with her on top and she stood up, turned round, straddled me and slowly lowered her pussy onto my cock and rode me till I came inside her.

because lifes beautiful man
i have a steady job
a car
a gf who's pregnant
and i'm paying my last 2 payments for my loft.

i can honestly say i'm 25 years old and have no problems at all atm

The point is that you are, you just don't know it because you're spoiled.

get a job, buy a good, meaty burger

this is even more terrible.

Because I have a girlfriend and am the slightest bit happy but if she breaks up with me, I don't have much else, shitty family, no job, so in time gents.

this has to be bait what the fuck kid

I have to win dota today

The point is, you can either be happy with what you have and have achieved or you don't, because you know you can aim (much) higher.. I don't have a bad life, but it is not a life I want

I'm still trying to find out how to hack into an Instagram account and seeing some wins. I gotta see those nudes before I kill myself yunno?

>ur on da rong site m8

y u on Sup Forums then?

y u no dancing thru meadow with a "I'm with her" t-shirt?

Because Trump is President now, and finally we can be certain of world peace and unbridled prosperity.

lol j/k j/k, he's a cunt but at leas every day is interesting now. We are living in a prime history moment. Imagine killing yourself in really interesting times like founding of america, fall of germany, cold war. All the stuff you'll miss.

Just jerk one out, and start tomorrow afresh.

because i enjoy Sup Forums from time to time

ditto.

Hmm...

>I have a great family that loves me
>I have friends that I genuinely like and enjoy being around
>I'm currently on my way towards a god-tier university
>Am respected by people and got lucky with genes
>Rich family
>Relatively intelligent
>Happy

Only thing bothering me in life right now is my undiagnosed ADHD which fucked up school big time when I was younger and is still something that I severly struggle with. This has forced me to basically dedicate my entire life to studying for these last few weeks but I'll be getting my diagnosis around 5 jan and get meds for it so I'm excited for that.

Now when I think about it I didn't get that lucky with genes but at least visually.

>god-tier university

If it isn't UC Berkeley or Standford, it isn't god-tier.

nice yawn doggo

I must get up and learn how the stock market works.

I live in Sweden, so I'm ranking by the ones in the country :)

Currently aiming for the "Royal Institute of Technology" which is considered one if not the best in Sweden.

Because I just bought Titanfall 2, Battlefield 1 and Dark souls 3

Scissor sauce?

Best feeling to not have anything to worry about and browse Sup Forums

Sure buddy, but yet you're responding to a Sup Forums post...Real believable you stupid nigger

will not kill
because
life can be fun
and i have so much to do and so much to see

thats impolite.
good thinking.

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I still haven't finished my homoerotic my little pony fanimation porn based on that deviantart sonic poster's fanfic who an hero-ed few month ago.

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