What is this?

What is this?

There's a bunch of them on my Christmas tree.

I live in Central Florida.

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looks like you have ticks...get rid of the tree

probably a "chigger" or "berry bug"

Dickhole cleaners

Oh shit son you have a Pokemon infestation, go catch 'em all

Is a spidder.

that's a tick my man. lmao you get Lyme disease your life is fucked forever. no cure fam

That's what I thought at first too but if you look close I don't think they are.

Too large for that.

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Whatever they are II'm pretty sure hatched recently because they were 100% not there before.

Also don't ticks have 8 legs not 6?

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Some type of Aphid maybe? either way I'd ditch the tree

Those are bed bugs

I also live in Florida. Looks like a deer tick, don't get bite you'll probably get Lyme disease or aids. Just abandon the house, all is lost.

No those are not bed
bugs

yeah, that's an aphid

Can you post another angle? I suspect it is an Assassin bug.

Aphids are tiny and dont look like that

Also could be a stink bug nymph

Way too big to be an aphid.

Only angle pic I have and I'm at work now.

That's what I think it is as well, just in it's nymph stage.

I tried to check for it's beak thing but it was too small to get a good look.

Pretty sure that isn't a tick or a bed bug. Bedbugs are flatter with smaller legs that you can't see from that angle. Ticks have 8 legs. It could still be dangerous though. Just saying

Jesus... This fucker has the coloring of an ornate cow Rick, the head of an aphid and 3/4 spider legs. Did you just Moreau up some bullshit arachnid-insect just to bum everyone out?

Just looked it up for you bro, it's an aphid, I personally thought aphids looked a lot different than that but apparently those are the type that are seen on Xmas trees.

Ornate cow tick.

reminds me of a spider beetle, does it have antennae?

take the tree outside and burn that shit down also spray the areas where the tree was

My Nigga you gon die! Get yourself a new house

Even if that was a tick, which it's not, Lyme disease wouldn't be a problem. Lyme disease is obtained from ticks with the white dot on the top of their abdomen, and even then they have to be on you for like one or two full days.
Get educated

It does looks like an tick. But, does why does this only have six legs? Did you injure it ?
If not, it might be some kind of colleoptera mimetizing ticks.

It's a horse

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in europe ticks dont look like that.

"How do you know I don't?"

Assassin bug babies. they sting like hellfire if they bite you.

Assassin bug nymph is skinnier than that.

>six legs
>spider

I already said earlier what it was earlier, you are all idiots.

saferbrand.com/blog/common-christmas-tree-bugs-how-to-get-rid-of-them/

"1) APHIDS *Picture of OPS bug*"

Mystery solved.

>Praying mantises
Why did this make me laugh so hard?

The picture of it just looking at you head sideways like "Sup?" is pretty funny.

OP here.

I'm starting to think this may be right and it's an aphid.

I googled 'large aphids' and found this pic.

The legs look almost exactly alike but I didn't see any antennae.

Just got home and can't seem to find one at the moment.

>does it have antennae?

Not that I noticed.

Did you injure it ?

No. Been putting them outside in the bushes.

It's not an assassin bug, checked google they look totally different and I've seen tons of them before.

Op....

Yep you're right it seems.

Never knew aphids that got so big.

Thanks bud.

Here's a pic for you.

Do it OP.Spiderman today.

Those are definitely bed bugs.