You're with your gf in the steam store lookin for a new playbox 420 when this guy comes outta nowhere and gives her ass...

You're with your gf in the steam store lookin for a new playbox 420 when this guy comes outta nowhere and gives her ass a good slap. What do you do?

reboot computer

Ask if I can worship his feet while he fucks her.

>turn 1541 degrees and walk into the doorframe

I quit steam and be very afraid

Teleport behind him and slap her ass with the force of 1000 suns.

caress his belly

gf - steamstore choose 1

>return with my lil banshee bow
>throw smoke pelet
>smoke fills the room I laugh from different areas of the room moving in the shadows
>thwack a clean hit to his jugular
>as the smoke clears I stand over him n my my little pony t shirt (you made me do this ) tip my fedora and leave my gf is now dripping wet (I love you annon fuck me now )

cooooool

I came to this

run for my life ike there is no fucking tomorrow

If you turned 1541 degrees you'd be facing GameStop, retard.

>just as I bend her over the nearest car and try to penertrate her
>I see a the. Slight glimmer of a weebo katana (sorry babe give me two mins)
Turnaround toss him over my shoulder onto car
>noooooooo
>he has smited my gf
>while he is mocking me I use my emergency hair band to tie up my hair
>eyes as red as fire
>I use my Japanese finger lock box
> throw my gf over my shoulder and this faggot over the other
>start walking to to police station and hospital while listening to dragon force
>turn around there's maisy Williams chasing me (here user you dropped your fedora )
>(cheeres kid )wink tip fedora stalk walking again
People follow from the streets chanting it's like fucking madrigra
>gf dies I marry maisey
>weebo gets raped by niggers on death row

Thanks man

Bump

Samefag a little harder, son. Someone is bound to pay attention to you eventually.

Not a same fag you dumb cunt
>gets salty cause I can do a good story
>fucking kys

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>no I just don't like salty jell fagots
>also I got trips so u be more salty ?

>last numbarz teh saem!

On my post he replyed to first
>fucking kids

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trick question
I don't have a gf