Let's have a normalfag bingo thread, template coming up

Let's have a normalfag bingo thread, template coming up

template faggots

oh shit, missed the second column

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what did you do to make your parents proud?

Turns out I'm Zorro.

I'm not a faggot.

fuck yeah
ye good one user

kek

So close....yet so far away.

I have 2 more years until I become a wizard ;_;

i'm sorry user

Just get a callgirl and fill the middle

Never had the opportunity to go to a prom!

Britfag

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I'm Australian, we don't have a "prom," but there's a formal event at the end of year 12

You've had a girl say she loves you, but haven't lost your virginity?

Bruh...

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We were 8 or 9 at the time.

Doesn't count. Next you'll be saying that your mum counts because she once said she loves you

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Why wouldn't it count? It literally says 'had a girL say she loves you'
It couldn't count any more because she was literally A GIRL.

My school didn't have any end of year thing. When I did my A-levels, I joined the school council and pushed for an Xmas 'disco' and other fun events, they did eventually hold an event after I left. Faggots.

Thankfully that school has been rebuilt and new management and ideas have taken hold. They do now have Xmas parties and 'proms'.

all but one

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Now you annon's can feel good about yourself's
That's what this thread is all about.
Normie's/canser gtfo of Sup Forums.

Jesus guys come on. I thought I was bad.

This. Shit you did when you were a kid doesn't count, nor do family members.

Seriously? Well shit I feel better about myself.

my grandma always says I look cute! Does that count as a compliment??

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That's fucking lame dude


With the 5 sexual partners, would prostitutes count? Otherwise I'd be on 4

If she isn't lying, even though she obviously is, then it counts.

i think im still Sup Forumstard tier

back to /r9k/ faggot

Of course prostitues count. That's like saying meals at restaurants don't count as food.

I was so close...

>Shit you did when you were a kid doesn't count
It does if I'm still a kid :^)

fuck you

sweet
b&

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>b&
>Implying that at any point I said that at this very moment I'm a kid.

I have autism and even still this thing is nearly full. I think we need better standards of what a normie is

Well shit... my life is Shit.

Normie's have grilfriends to have sex with.
Not hookers.
Its the same as saying,that mcdonalds is a fancy restaurant.

I agree.

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made me lul

If you feel like you have to justify yourself by indulging into all normie activities and being normal no matter your mental health status then you are in fact a normie.

shit

Now guess my age

Made me slightly raise the corners of my lips.

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Early thirties? Like 32, 33?

also, check'd

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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12?

just playing the game user

Nor is fuck hookers all the time, bruh. Have you ever been to Amsterdam? There's always packs of drunk normies roaming the RLD. I see them hanging outside a girl's window while their buddy is inside all the time.

And who do you think is hiring high-end escorts? You think neckbeards who live in their mom's basement have A. the money for that, or B. the balls to actually hire one? Nah, bro. It's mostly rich guys.

Hookers are normie as fuck. Neckbeards are all about "muh pure viewing waifu". They're way too autistic to fuck whores.

Not really

This.

Though to be fair, I really fucking overdid it on the brothels at one point, given it's legal and shit here.

I was on prom with the sister of my best friend

if that counts, i basically the most basic normalfag on here

If you get bingo you shouldn't be here and it's time to leave.

Fuk

I would too. I only really get to do it when I'm on vacation in Amsterdam. Fuck, if it was legal here, I'd never date again.

gtfo normie

:(

FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

There was a time where I was one of you... I'm more stuck here now than anything, 11 years and counting

It's so fucking great, when I got my first full time job after university and just blew through paychecks going out, having a blast, doing all sorts of that kind of shit, holidays, etc. Those were the days

>:(
literally a normie.

Rename it to loser bingo, faggot

might wanna drink some water user, this much salt makes you dehydrated

Have you tried the new edgelord bingo yet?

? - not sure anymore actually. Ive met hundreds of people and had many friends but Ive really faded out these last 3 years. I might be gone into obscurity for many.

Wouldnt be surprised either way.

* - im gonna blame my 30 year old metabolism.. But im a construction worker and i eat relatively well. Still getting kind of fat for no reason...

Anyway, guess i should join a sports team, sex in a park, and try picking up. Dont think the wife'll appreciate that though.

Isn't Sup Forums a social networking site? Many people here define their entire lives by their activity on this social network.

Kek
I live 30 minuts away from amsterdam.
Aside from tourist's
People who don't have the skills to gett a girlfriend's go there.
Normie's just fuck there girlfriends.
And not al hookers visit at home.
like the rld you can go to them.
and most 'neckbeards' gett goverment money or work at mcdonalds.
And don't live at home. but a crappy apartment.

Get off this fucking site you fucking normie scum. Go back to plebbit where you belong.

God I hate how this site has gone mainstream. Privileged normies and Chads have been invading this site for too damn long.

Who do you think all those tourists are? Fucking normies who go to Amsterdam with a bunch of their buddies to get fucked up and bang hookers.

been here longer than you shitlord, I just got out of the Sup Forumstard zone in real life

Ive been on this site for 11 years.And i wasnt such a normie then. This is my home fagweed. You gtfo.

>tfw when you suddenly want to be normalfag so much

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Doubt it.
Unless you're middle aged and it was a slow painful process to get all those checks you don't belong here.

I'm in college so there is still hope for me

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that depends on what you're studying

I'm oddly proud of myself.

Neckbeards would be too scared to go to De Wallen, m8. That would require them to leave their basement. It would also mean they'd have to actually have the balls to go up to the window girls and talk to them. Neckbeards aren't the ones doing that shit.

1+ year relationship with no sex?
damn son

>inb4 it was a online relationship

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>tfw to smart to be a normalfag

>catfish

could be worse but could be much better also

>Neckbeards aren't the ones doing that shit.
Of course we aren't. We are too classy to pay for sex with a dirty whore without any sense of achievement.

Gotta start looking for a place, but at the same time living rent free is awesome.