User works for the FBI

user works for the FBI
I went on Sup Forums long before I got my job
It's actually pretty boring tbh
I just open up hard drives and find evidence of pedo pics then mark them as evidence
Some people have literal terabytes of this shit
Any questions?

Post some evidence as proof of your statement

So, how long until Pizzagate explodes?

bait

Do you decrypt drives / data retrieval

Ok man ok

What ratio of this evidence is actually prosecuted/investigated?

Your only mission left in life, assuming you're not full of shit, is to enact the Cheese Pizza Fappening 2017

Well, I would assume (if not complete bullshit) that they don't leave the drives out and not secured somehow and attempt to wipe them. I mean I hope they don't because I think they should just get shot in the face, but they probably do.

Do you save any pictures for "private" investigation, and what would happen if you got caught doing that?

OP
No idea if it's even real
I've looked at the emails myself on my own time and it does look weird
No really my department

Do you prefer looking at boy or girl (if you had to choose) ?

Have you ever seen any tears in CP?

No, you haven't.

We copy the drives and put them in a faraday cage to prevent remote wiping
Everything is secure

I have no idea I don't go to court or run around spying on people I'm way too busy with the actual devices

That makes sense, I meant the people you take the drives from. Oh well if you aren't full of shit. You honestly have a way cooler job than I so good on ya.

Neither because I don't find it sexy
I'm more of a furry myself tbh

Yeah I've seen some really fucked up shit
Some of these people must be sociopaths

>Some of these people must be sociopaths

Pedos are sociopaths...

You don't say...

We do have a supercomputer than can decrypt certain things
But there are also less direct ways of finding evidence

I personally don't think one precludes the other
I think some pedos are just people with a problem in their brain and I feel bad for them but know what they do is wrong because it hurts a kid
But others aren't even human

what's the weirdest thing you've ever found as evidence, OP

aren't sociopaths just psychopaths who got their mental problems through traumatic experiences or something?

What do you do when the porn is on a 5.25 floppy?

Still a better job than being a Civilian Email Reader at the NSA. Only 67500 more to go.

No because I don't get off to that
If there was someone doing that they would get investigated too

I think it's an older term now socio. I read they classify most as "personality disorders" either way. super fucked off individual.

We can read anything, even broken shit
If it's something really unique (which I've never had to deal with) we can also order equipment

His own erection

you are stupid sir, google will help you

What kind of less direct ways do you find evidence?

I feel like you'd have to see the images for it to be real evidence, what kind of evidence outside of direct pics is most common?

Right...not something I wanted to dedicate time to. I am wasting time now. It was my goal.

I don't know about weirdest, but I've found an unencrypted folder literally called "CP" on the desktop.
I thought that was funny as hell

So you Jerk off all day to crazy shit and afterwards you mark it. You made it op

How often do you find material where the victims are clearly enjoying it?

The thing about pedos online is that they share a lot of identical digital information between each other
Without getting too technical, some of this information is sort of like a fingerprint that can be used as evidence

How effective is the data recovery if a drive was wiped with the standard DoD (7 pass), if not Gutmann's 35 passes?

Never
These kids are with people they don't know and they're terrified
I've seen a few die and it really fucks with you

How do you decide if someone is underage if you don't know who the victim is?

I'm talking more about teens here, I've seen legal models that look like they are 14-16 and I find that kinda scary.

if i saved multiple videos of the 24 hour Nyan cat and labeled them as "child pornography" would somebody have to watch every last minute of every video?

Kek. This thread is bait but still bumping for interest.

comeon, be more original than that. rename the file to "cute little blonde girl gets destroyed by massive cock brutal".
plus, I'd use a 24 hour version of Trolololol - Eduard Khil

Nothing is 100% secure except a big fucking magnet

...

but would somebody actually have to watch all that bullshit?

True, true, maybe a dozen of those neodymium puck magnets.
But I prefer plinking at it with some AR rounds.

We have all sorts of fancy equipment to find hidden data inside a item, so checking for anything other than a looped video wouldn't be hard.
I'd probably watch it anyway I love nyan cat

That's the funny thing, they are constantly battling and debating the thoughts of either;
"There's nothing on here, waste of time." or "I know there's at least a scrap of it in here!"

OP is a fag. I'm out.

You're better off passing it between two giant magnets, then grinding it to a fine powder and hiding it in several different places

What if you introduced random and severe video distortion

I suppose I would have to watch it

Or use that universal grinder that can eat cars, refrigerators, etc, then sell the scrap.

gjakajwaj

how often do you crack passwords, for example for encrypted folders

is there like an upper limit, so if it runs longer than a week you just stop it?

nope out..

Overwriting all sectors including the hidden ones is 100% secure. No recovery has ever been made from that.

Good job, you just added distribution to your charges

So, what were the job requirements to fill that position? Just have the know-how of basic computer usage and a strong stomach? (obviously background checks and what not)

before or after the feds raid you?

Where do you get the hardrives? Is it all from raids?

>watching 72 hours of rickroll/nyan cat
holy shit. if the FBI ever seizes my computer somebody is gonna be really mad

Or tunuk tunuk

it would have to actually be true random and not generated on anything that a computer could detect

what kind of things it decrypts dear user?

>Have thousands of suspect videos
>Every one of them have hidden data
>pic related, hidden data

Where else would they get them

Any way to ensure your computer won't ever get broken into by the FBI?

where do you get these hard drive from are they from raids or anonymous tip or something

Just bad encryption algorithms
There are some things that can't be cracked under normal time constraints

anonymous tips to raids, come on man, where else, ebay?.

But seriously I would be more worried about the CIA or NSA
They seem to spy on everyone even normal people

Like I said I don't know where everything comes from
I just get the evidence not solve the crimes or prosecute people
No time for any of that

kek they won't find much on my computer, other than the common popular porn sites i visit every now and then... and Sup Forums. Nothing else to spy at. Besides, wouldn't they have something more important to worry about other than that?

I'm worried about every government institution's spying, and corporations that report directly to the government like snitches *cough cough* Google

You could just not download illegal content.. i mean from what I've heard most pedos are attracted to legal girls too so how hard can it possibly be to just not? There's way cooler and fun crimes to commit that aren't as shameful or as easy to get caught doing

is it true you guys gave to monitor every board cause some r9k faggot went postal?

I know it's sort of orwellian but it's true that if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about (as long as you don't piss off someone high in the food chain, because then you're fucked no matter what)
Hope it helps you sleep bro

encryption

Do they all have a lot of CP? I have just like a few pics and im spooked of a raid

Is loli considered evidence?
I argue all the time that loli is illegal in america and no one believes me

Send pics of your party van

Well, it has to be good enough so the feds wont' be able to decrypt it within a time constraint. Though I don't do shit that requires such activity, wouldn't know what to use.

Fuck that shit, I want my privacy and the government is going to have to rip it from my cold dead hands

I can neither confirm nor deny
jk I don't know. I know I don't do that, but someone else might
It wouldn't surprise me if they have bots monitoring a lot of the internet and have people look at suspicious communication, but that would probably have a lot more to do with terrorism too

Yeah, they don't tend to use the terms psychopath/sociopath or even schizophrenic as catch all diagnosis' anymore. It's just all part of the same feel bad rainbow.
I'm Brad Goodman.

reminds me of those bait threads that you get some guy claiming "anime/loli = child porn" and watch the nerds clash upon
>kek

Kek If this isn't b8 just delete them and move on with your life. Why go to to prison over a couple images

>>Victims
>>Enjoying

Pick one

I guess ill take your advice, thank you

it's not bait. some places class that shit as CP

you already lost privacy the minute you signed up for internet service. plus your government has every single detail about your lifestyle, what you do, what clothes you're wearing, what food you usually buy. internet is really something. didn't even need to have an IT degree to figure that one out, because of how painfully blatant it is.

>some/r9k/ fag went postal

Story pl0x?

There are pedos that don't go around fucking children obviously, but there are rapist pedos that just don't give a shit about the childs life.

Not bait. It's federally illegal to obtain or transport digitally. Basically you can only draw it yourself

it is bait depending on where you post, but that doesn't mean that it may not be illegal. it's funny as f though, especially when the mods reach their boiling points

It's gray and depends on the state and even the judge. Not my job to prosecute people.

Lost interest in the thread when he stated he pizza gate looks weird and he doesn't know if it's real LOL. Any bologna head who does mild research would know

I like this response

But it IS your job to mark it as evidence. So do you?