Ask Dewey anything Sup Forums and he shall speak the truth

Ask Dewey anything Sup Forums and he shall speak the truth

Is Bigfoot real?

Do I deserve this misery?

every question in this tread is true

am I big?

What is your favourite colour?

Is OP a faggot?

ayy lmao

Am I the boss of you now?

Is OP a faggot?...

Your mother will die in her sleep.
Everyone besides myself is affected in this thread.
No immunities, this curse started with the big bang and is therefore ancient and evil.

dewey, will i pass my exams?

Will I get dubs

You are not the boss of him fag.

Will I ever get my life together?

do they have weed in heaven?

Did you ever get your asshole to tighten up after Frankie wrecked your man pussy

will somebody ever love me?

Have I any chance?

fuck u then

will i rest in peace this year?

Will Trump be assassinated?

Life is unfair you filthy stoner

Will I get a 64 impala ss

You are on Sup Forums why would anyone love you?

I never said I was the boss you faggot now answer my question nigger

I have her in my pocket, don't I.

will I ever have a gf

Dewey you nigger amswer my question

Fuck off dewey answer the question

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Am I a cuck Dewey?

You fucking nigger I'll slit your neck

Do i sniff ass?

will i ever have a shot

Fuck this im out

will i ever lose my virginity?

uhh reroll?

FUCK.

Mega kek

Should I have asked her out, Dewey?

Maybe once more?

FUCK YOU DEWEY

it's lit

kek

Dewey pls.

>>Yes please

Should I kill myself?

please have mercy on me..

I don't believe it

Will I get laid at New year's eve?

Then think about it you little cunt!

Will I marry my gf?

what

shud I hab but my benis in her bagina, dewby? :DD

Look you little fuck I need a one or two so give me that shit and I'll be on my merry fucking way.

reroll, dewby. :DDD

You cheeky little piece of shit.

Does she think about me?

Is 2017 the year I turn it all around?

rr

YOU'RE GOING TO ANSWER ME DEWEY

Reroll

Will I get dubs?

Seriously now, i need to know

dewey ill give you candy if you just tell me if this is the year I turn it all around or not?

Cool, lets see them

Am i going to get laid with her again?

little shit no wonder you get lost in like every episode

doowee pls

Lets see them dubs, Dewey you cunt

D̾͗ͦ̄͟Eͣ́͋̆ͬ͆̀W̷̏̑ͮͦ͂́ͤB̵̆̂̾Ý.̚ ̢ͩͬ̋ͤ̊ͯ D̵̆E̎ͯ͑͡͏Wͣ̈́ͦ̆ͧB̷̴͗̑͊̕Yͯ̄͛̋̈ͨͪ҉҉.̨͂̂̋ͦ̌ ̵̆̋̏ ANSWER ME D̴̃͑̈́̈ͬ͗ͮ̑ͦͪ̍̎͐̂͏̸̶͞E͂ͩͪͫͮ͆͊͗͐ͪͧͤ͐̋ͧ̃̌͢͝W̡̓ͪ̈́̋̾̀͑͋ͨ̃̽̔́̐͗̆͢͡B̵̓͆ͤ̇͋͞҉̢Y͊͊ͭ̓ͣͧ̓̏̓ͩͦ̆͐͛͋ͤ̏͐̕̕͢͠.̵̢̛ͨ̅ͩ̇̐ͧͣ͗̋͐̈ͦ͌͒͝ ̷̶ͮ̀ͭ͜ :̨́͛ͫ̊̏ͧ͛̿ͣ̐ͤ̇͠͏

roll

Trips tho

Confirmed, not the real Dewey.

Dewey speaks the truth, yo

Will Frankie Muinez or the kid who played Reese ever be relevant again?

doowee y u do dis?

is my cock big?

keks

Lurk more
Faggot

Will I get laid when get back in town?

My last roll Dewey. Pls. A simple one or two will do.

are traps gay?

Will Frankie Muinez or the kid who played Reese ever be relevant again?

let's try that again.

Thanks Dewey.

rekt lmao

Yes they are.

Will get to finger this chick on this "date" today?

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K

OP's a faggot

Dewey tell me will i ever buy a boat?

Trips have spoken.

Still a faggot Dewey

roll

Okay so lets settle this Dewey
Is this White & Gold?

Sup Forumsrollini

will she suck my dicks?