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happy birthday
burger friend

who

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>he finishes in under ten seconds

some user from us a has a birthday
i promised to remember it so im posting that image in every thread now for today

Spilled like 3/8s of a nyquil bottle in my bed

good job, butterfingers

this is an actual assignment for my freshman english class

>sheeeit mayne, why this shit so hard?

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>he doesnt randomize his filenames

>he would have failed the class

>tfw two intelijint to yews apostraphes

oh shit when is it due??

ðþ

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hand up the abrams

Joseph "Fighting Joe" Wheeler

I think my brother is smoking weed with his gf next room

here, it's only been lightly used

tell your mom on him

no tire kickers
worked when parked

We're not kids anymore

Going to bed, take it easy

>first we Кaпитaлизм ycтaнoвить
>then we выпoлнить вce бoльшeвикaм

i have power fantasies time to work out

dumb cat poster

>Hoffenheim coke
wew, blue and white are the right color but it's the wrong club.

cat are superior being
dumb dogie poster
cant even take a shit without the owner

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I'm the kind of guy who will never settle down

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for years I thought this was from Titanic

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yep

>tfw no friends to stand in an alley with and drink cheap shitty beer while chatting the shit
>tfw no friends

>tfw I had friends to chat the shit with
>they all get gf's
>most get progressively more serious with gf's
>see them less and less
>still no gf
>now even less friends

Its time to grow up user...

gib Finnish gf then

Fug off.
He has excellent tastes in cats.

is it real nigger hours yet

tis lit, f@m

Cats are ok but doggos are the ultimate pets

Don't want to go to work tbqhwyfam.

where do you work senpai?

Thats gonna cost you 144$

Deal

Not a fan of the blacks desu

Allianz

who would be?
i mean sure they are some ok black people but anyone who 'speaks'
ebonics is fucking trash tier
so you sell insurance, are you a good at jewing

One of anyone is basically fine
just too many of them fuckers these days

Yes I am okay at it, I just don't like doing it.

Sheeeeeeeit

yeah i would personally hate doing that kind of job.
i mean its almost lying, oversaturating (is that even ok to use that word in this context?) the need for an higher level of insurance.
Do you get payed by the hour or by per customer who bough it?

I wish I didn't need to listen to songs multiple times to decide if I like them or not

music would get old rly fast if this wasnt the case

yeah well I don't like it

Exactly why I'm not fond of it. I get an hourly salary, but we do make a little commission for sales as well

>Meet qt girl/boy
>they are always from Illinois

Explain yourselves burgers

>qt boy
what are you fucking gay?

>Finland is replying to himself again

No way man, im homosexual

yeah i have schizophrenia and my other persona is a flaming homosexual who has a fetish for american fatties

The fatter the hotter my Pekka :^)

dumb binns

hello ivan

STUPID binns

i hate latvian russians so fucking much
can someone pls genocide them?

retarded binns

qt binns

two utterly different terms

you cant be cute and a b*nn

leave them alone

hi where are the es?? :DDDD

No.

t. veteran of the binnish crusades

Stop fighting pls. There are plenty of bins for everyone, especially your waifus.

To-ril-la ta-va-taan

As long as I breathe I will bin every binn I see.

No thanks, we dont want to take your homes friendo.

rekt

Can't really take away it from us if it's yours from the start

Yet you live in them you fuggin raccoons :D

why are you calling yourself a racoon mr binn XX--DDDDD

Stop assuming my sexual identity reeeeee

youre under arrest ma'am

im so sorry you had to see this

I'm a fascist.

noice
just add eco for the extra cool

I don't want to go to school today

i can instead of you
im very smart

ok. you'll be working on my group project with my worthless teammates.

i good with people
what is the project about? diversiti?

why do i keep doing this to myself
fuck

doing what?

drinking heavily

why do you drink?
to escape?

The longer you drink heavy the harder it is to stop. You should take as long a break as possible. That shit can take over your life fast. I'm not saying quit but be mindful of moderation.

yes i escape my shit life
every time i quit the withdrawals are rworse
hate to think how bad they are going to be this time

tried psycodelics?

Well you know one improvement you can make. You can start from there if you want.

>Mexican friend visited me in NY
>she asks me what time the trains stop running
>proudly inform her that they run 24/7
Friendly reminder that NY is and always will be the best and most relevant city in the US.

no but i want to
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