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happy birthday
burger friend
who
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>he finishes in under ten seconds
some user from us a has a birthday
i promised to remember it so im posting that image in every thread now for today
Spilled like 3/8s of a nyquil bottle in my bed
good job, butterfingers
this is an actual assignment for my freshman english class
>sheeeit mayne, why this shit so hard?
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>he doesnt randomize his filenames
>he would have failed the class
>tfw two intelijint to yews apostraphes
oh shit when is it due??
ðþ
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hand up the abrams
Joseph "Fighting Joe" Wheeler
I think my brother is smoking weed with his gf next room
here, it's only been lightly used
tell your mom on him
no tire kickers
worked when parked
We're not kids anymore
Going to bed, take it easy
>first we Кaпитaлизм ycтaнoвить
>then we выпoлнить вce бoльшeвикaм
i have power fantasies time to work out
dumb cat poster
>Hoffenheim coke
wew, blue and white are the right color but it's the wrong club.
cat are superior being
dumb dogie poster
cant even take a shit without the owner
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I'm the kind of guy who will never settle down
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for years I thought this was from Titanic
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yep
>tfw no friends to stand in an alley with and drink cheap shitty beer while chatting the shit
>tfw no friends
>tfw I had friends to chat the shit with
>they all get gf's
>most get progressively more serious with gf's
>see them less and less
>still no gf
>now even less friends
Its time to grow up user...
gib Finnish gf then
Fug off.
He has excellent tastes in cats.
is it real nigger hours yet
tis lit, f@m
Cats are ok but doggos are the ultimate pets
Don't want to go to work tbqhwyfam.
where do you work senpai?
Thats gonna cost you 144$
Deal
Not a fan of the blacks desu
Allianz
who would be?
i mean sure they are some ok black people but anyone who 'speaks'
ebonics is fucking trash tier
so you sell insurance, are you a good at jewing
One of anyone is basically fine
just too many of them fuckers these days
Yes I am okay at it, I just don't like doing it.
Sheeeeeeeit
yeah i would personally hate doing that kind of job.
i mean its almost lying, oversaturating (is that even ok to use that word in this context?) the need for an higher level of insurance.
Do you get payed by the hour or by per customer who bough it?
I wish I didn't need to listen to songs multiple times to decide if I like them or not
music would get old rly fast if this wasnt the case
yeah well I don't like it
Exactly why I'm not fond of it. I get an hourly salary, but we do make a little commission for sales as well
>Meet qt girl/boy
>they are always from Illinois
Explain yourselves burgers
>qt boy
what are you fucking gay?
>Finland is replying to himself again
No way man, im homosexual
yeah i have schizophrenia and my other persona is a flaming homosexual who has a fetish for american fatties
The fatter the hotter my Pekka :^)
dumb binns
hello ivan
STUPID binns
i hate latvian russians so fucking much
can someone pls genocide them?
retarded binns
qt binns
two utterly different terms
you cant be cute and a b*nn
leave them alone
hi where are the es?? :DDDD
No.
t. veteran of the binnish crusades
Stop fighting pls. There are plenty of bins for everyone, especially your waifus.
To-ril-la ta-va-taan
As long as I breathe I will bin every binn I see.
No thanks, we dont want to take your homes friendo.
rekt
Can't really take away it from us if it's yours from the start
Yet you live in them you fuggin raccoons :D
why are you calling yourself a racoon mr binn XX--DDDDD
Stop assuming my sexual identity reeeeee
youre under arrest ma'am
im so sorry you had to see this
I'm a fascist.
noice
just add eco for the extra cool
I don't want to go to school today
i can instead of you
im very smart
ok. you'll be working on my group project with my worthless teammates.
i good with people
what is the project about? diversiti?
why do i keep doing this to myself
fuck
doing what?
drinking heavily
why do you drink?
to escape?
The longer you drink heavy the harder it is to stop. You should take as long a break as possible. That shit can take over your life fast. I'm not saying quit but be mindful of moderation.
yes i escape my shit life
every time i quit the withdrawals are rworse
hate to think how bad they are going to be this time
tried psycodelics?
Well you know one improvement you can make. You can start from there if you want.
>Mexican friend visited me in NY
>she asks me what time the trains stop running
>proudly inform her that they run 24/7
Friendly reminder that NY is and always will be the best and most relevant city in the US.
no but i want to
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