You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're WHITE

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're WHITE.

I own boat shoes

jew

i have money

i fuck my cousins

I dripped food out of my mouth. Does that count? Oh and there's food on my cloathing as well.

1. d4

I have a job that requires an actual education.

I hate chicken and watermeloon

I pay people back

do you own a boat to go w/ those shoes? because poor white is logically equivalent to not white

Food = white
No Food = Africa = Black people = monkeys

I'm racist

I can't handle spicy food

i have a 401k

i frequent starbucks

brzęczyszczykiewicz

You all all really terrible and bad and racist :(

Wrong answer, noone is more racist than black people.
Get the torches!!

kek

I watch black guys fuck my women

mayo is spicy

i drive a tractor

I shot up my school

I bought my bike
I can swim
I don't own anything made of gold

H&H shoes.

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I have a shotgun

i'm fat

I pay taxes

Ahaha, well done, Sir:D

I've never been arrested.

I like chicken
I'm tall
I can play basketball
I dosent have a dad

Gainfully employed

I like wine and cheese

I've never stolen anything in my life

im not in jail

I'm white

I could read the title of this thread

Cottage cheese is the bees knees!

Who's the girl?

Im 37 and I don't have any grandkids.

I can read and write.

I have a pigment defiency

Sagte einer weiß?

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I can pronounce this.

I've never looted and burned down my own neighborhood because a criminal got killed.

bon jovi

I have two degrees, I work from my home office, I own a home, I own firearms - legally, I vote in off-cycle elections, I both of my parents are married, I know my father, I have no children and a wife, I like to go camping, I volunteer for a charity, I reed books for fun, I have a hobby that requires investing both time and money, I own stocks, I have full coverage auto insurance and I get a discount, I have a credit score over 720, I can't remember the last time I ate McDonald's.

never been arrested
i'm a father to my kids
work everyday earning an honest living

i would marry this girl and stay with her forever, even after having 2 1/5 kids with her

Bull shit I'm white and I have been arrested

I just paid a colored person to cut up the cardboard boxes of all the gifts from christmas and put them on the curb for recycling day, does that count?

i'm a respectable, decent, human being

My name is daniel

I talk back to police

OP said prove you're white, not autistic.

I'm in the KKK

>I'm not

I talk endlessly about black people.

on all levels but physical you're a nigger

I dress in skinny jeans and a t-shirt with converse and a beanie.

I'M A ISRAELI

SON OF A BITCH GERMAN

GERMAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT HOLOCAUST?

DO YOU WANT RACIAL PURITY?

GERMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER

FUCKING GERMANY

I said hello to my father before he went to work.

nailed it

My fucking sides have left the atmosphere

I can count to 10.

I don't see color

>reed
Nice try Jamal

Ich bin schwarz

bet you got a huge bush

I'm in a clan. But it's not wu tang

The best niggers were the ones that sold us the slaves
Ain't saying much compared to the nigger that raves
And rants 'bout how they quote en quote "wuz kangs and shit"
Everytime I hear one say that I need a big hit
Then I need to grab my whip and lash at a nig
Use a whip crack to make the nig do a jig
It helps me relax and relive the glory days
When if a nigger misbehaved, they were set ablaze
And no one gave a shit, 'cause niggers weren't human
Then the 14th amendment had to go and ruin it
And pave the way for Apartheid to be destroyed
And leave a void where the segregation I enjoyed
Used to be, now it's all about "equality"
Bitch please, a nigger will never be equal to me

Sorry, OP said you only have ten seconds, it's official. You're a nigger.

yeah I caught that after I posted. Fuck it, it's still a correctly spelled word.

that's an Arab thing though

pussy is red

Slavs are Mongols

heil hitler

I AM A REAL NIGGA

nicht nett

I pay taxes and use my workboots literally for work.

white women do not want to fuck me

I've raped a chick and got away with it due to good reputation and good family reputation.

I'm rich

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I`ve never stolen a single bike in my life.

I love cheese

The last time I was called "cracker" I produced a selection of fine cheeses

in colour or race?

yikes

bad enough jews are trying to make the white race go extinct. Now I can see why they were banned in 109 countries throughout history.

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I know who my father is.

Gotta love when a Jew tell the world what it's like to be white

What a fucking cuck. Good thing the nomination got stolen by an unlikable witch.

I apologize to every black person I see.

Mayonnaise

I don't know how to dance and get mad when black bois steel my womens