I give you a 10 number range, you roll for what happens in the map, the result of your roll determines the outcome of your action.
0: total failure and possible backfire 1-4: sub-par result 5-8: stuff happens exactly as rolled 9: great success, results are better than expected.
OP decides how to modify the roll according to the resulting number, random events may happen at some point.
Pic related is the starting map: light brown stuff is a sunny and beautiful beach, dark green stuff is dense forests, the thing that looks like a river is, indeed, a river, the mountains are mountains and the rest is generic flatland with no special features. everything is surrounded by deep and scary ocean.
all factions start unarmed. Today we have Mexicans, Canadians and Jews
20-29 decides what happens next
Liam Evans
Mexicans shit everywhere in their area, especially the beach
Henry Morris
Jews try to sell mountains to the Mexicans
Jeremiah Myers
the jews move to the mountains and poison the river
Sebastian Long
Canadians start to build death camps.
Landon Mitchell
Mexicans start fighting with each other
Carter Moore
this
Carter Morris
Canadians run for the mountains and become invisible because of the snow
Alexander Parker
Create a monotheistic religion based off of Yung lean
Justin Jenkins
Niggers grow watermelons
Elijah Martin
Who's that?
Anthony Bailey
Mehicans fuck without protection and begin to overpopulate
Owen Evans
Canadians build a giant dick statue out of wood
Julian Ramirez
An army of PC Liberals come in on boats to attack the jews.
Brayden Ross
...
Andrew Morales
Jews meet Arabs...therefore contained in their shitty small piece of earth
Daniel Richardson
That's the start
Luis Jenkins
Mexicans build temples
Jaxson Nguyen
Canadians population declines as they begin to accept different genders
Aiden Torres
Canadians invite mexicans to breed their women
Colton Flores
Emperor Will Be Born
Easton Powell
Vikings appear in the north
Zachary Martinez
Good start OP. >>Sage
Dominic Phillips
A small army of Liberals on boats try to attack the jews, but some miscalculation causes them to land on the wrong coast and wreck their ships in the process. everyone is alive, but they are now stranded just like everyone else
Juan Parker
The messiah that was promised to the Jews it born... as a Canadian.
Alexander Johnson
This whole world gets destroyed and a new island appears. This new island is a picture of porn star Gauge with a cock up her ass.
Anthony Morales
Faggots begin decending towards jews via the river in dick shaped boats from Canada
James Taylor
This
William Gutierrez
OP here, forgot to say, next roll is 60-69
Noah Parker
Jews (obviously) open gold mine in mountain
Nathan Gutierrez
Reroll
Isaac Wright
Dis
Kevin Powell
Roll
Ryder Lee
Liberals ragequit the libertarian movent, switch to nazis and attack the mexicans
Samuel Lopez
Roll
Colton Lee
Rolling
James Brown
Roller coaster
Luke Reed
Roll
Jeremiah Cox
Canadians build cock statue
Connor Carter
Rolling
Isaiah Hill
Yes
Liam Rivera
Rolling on this
Andrew Mitchell
Mexicans breed like crazy and populate the beach
Ryder Miller
Rool
Ryder Nelson
dis one
Charles James
Come on
Jacob Hernandez
Winrar
James Ortiz
Hahs
Nathaniel Foster
This is so obvious
William Davis
Yep
David Reyes
Canadians and Liberals meet, and team up to take over the mountains
Joshua Parker
You have a winner
Logan Roberts
OP here this means the game stops here, do you guys want me to follow this roll?
also please, quote the original roll instead of quoting consecutive rerolls, makes it easier to track actions
Owen Brooks
No surprise there then.
Jordan Price
Win
Thomas Morgan
nah, dont count it
Nathaniel Cruz
reroll
Christopher Cox
Please
Jaxon Foster
fuck it instead of that one, Canada builds lots of dick statues to worship
Carter Fisher
this
Oliver Flores
The world keeps on going just like before, the situation is unchanged due to the low roll score.
waste of a turn.
next roll is 40-49
Aiden Williams
Godzilla appears off the south coast.
Luke Hall
*meant to say low popular vote
Owen Bell
THIS
Jeremiah Walker
The jews open up a gold mine
Jaxson Wright
the jews develope aids, neuro disorders from cannibalism, and incestual gene degradation
Alexander Hernandez
Thanks OP,
I'm going with this
William Bell
A UFO appears, offering to take the mexicans back to their homeworld.
Caleb Powell
Reralling
Nathaniel Lee
Mexicans go for too much siesta and drown because asleep during high tide
Jacob Lewis
jews die in holocaust
Camden Foster
reroll
Blake Brooks
the jews explode because they have no money
Landon Flores
reroll
Cooper Campbell
The Liberals prepare to find, and eliminate the jews. It is their life goal, they will not stop unless either they or the jews die.
Carson Campbell
jeez OP you always choose rare numbers
also rolling for this
Jace Taylor
Mexican salsa production results in a toxic acidic fog.
Leo Hall
this
Benjamin Foster
Ayyyyeo
Eli Campbell
winrar
Isaiah Moore
Rerolling this, please do.
Blake Walker
The mexicans decide to start taking care of the survival business by preparing some genuine mexican salsa. However, their bowels seem to dislike the local ingredients and this causes a massive acidic farting spree.
The Mexican starting area is now covered in thick, acidic, taco-coloured fog. The mexicans are immune to the effect, but everyone else would be in serious danger, should they come in contact with such a destructive cloud of ass gas
NEXT ROLL: 00-09
Michael White
candians, dick statue, NOW!!! select all images that feel romantic
Owen Ramirez
THE LIBERALS MUST DEFEAT THE JEWS Rawr!
Tyler Brown
this and this
Leo Anderson
Canadians make gay buttsex love to each other and the liberals
Josiah Perez
reroll
Brayden Diaz
MOOT, the local god of the island, builds a house ontop of the tallest mountain
Juan Rodriguez
roll
Camden Ward
again
Christian Ward
rolling
Austin Watson
Canadian rub sticks together,.make fire, and launch fire arrows into ass gas Mexican lands, blowing them up