Ok bitches, it's that time of the day again

Ok bitches, it's that time of the day again.

I give you a 10 number range, you roll for what happens in the map, the result of your roll determines the outcome of your action.

0: total failure and possible backfire
1-4: sub-par result
5-8: stuff happens exactly as rolled
9: great success, results are better than expected.

OP decides how to modify the roll according to the resulting number, random events may happen at some point.

Pic related is the starting map: light brown stuff is a sunny and beautiful beach, dark green stuff is dense forests, the thing that looks like a river is, indeed, a river, the mountains are mountains and the rest is generic flatland with no special features. everything is surrounded by deep and scary ocean.

all factions start unarmed. Today we have Mexicans, Canadians and Jews

20-29 decides what happens next

Mexicans shit everywhere in their area, especially the beach

Jews try to sell mountains to the Mexicans

the jews move to the mountains and poison the river

Canadians start to build death camps.

Mexicans start fighting with each other

this

Canadians run for the mountains and become invisible because of the snow

Create a monotheistic religion based off of Yung lean

Niggers grow watermelons

Who's that?

Mehicans fuck without protection and begin to overpopulate

Canadians build a giant dick statue out of wood

An army of PC Liberals come in on boats to attack the jews.

...

Jews meet Arabs...therefore contained in their shitty small piece of earth

That's the start

Mexicans build temples

Canadians population declines as they begin to accept different genders

Canadians invite mexicans to breed their women

Emperor Will Be Born

Vikings appear in the north

Good start OP.
>>Sage

A small army of Liberals on boats try to attack the jews, but some miscalculation causes them to land on the wrong coast and wreck their ships in the process.
everyone is alive, but they are now stranded just like everyone else

The messiah that was promised to the Jews it born... as a Canadian.

This whole world gets destroyed and a new island appears. This new island is a picture of porn star Gauge with a cock up her ass.

Faggots begin decending towards jews via the river in dick shaped boats from Canada

This

OP here, forgot to say, next roll is 60-69

Jews (obviously) open gold mine in mountain

Reroll

Dis

Roll

Liberals ragequit the libertarian movent, switch to nazis and attack the mexicans

Roll

Rolling

Roller coaster

Roll

Canadians build cock statue

Rolling

Yes

Rolling on this

Mexicans breed like crazy and populate the beach

Rool

dis one

Come on

Winrar

Hahs

This is so obvious

Yep

Canadians and Liberals meet, and team up to take over the mountains

You have a winner

OP here this means the game stops here, do you guys want me to follow this roll?

also please, quote the original roll instead of quoting consecutive rerolls, makes it easier to track actions

No surprise there then.

Win

nah, dont count it

reroll

Please

fuck it
instead of that one, Canada builds lots of dick statues to worship

this

The world keeps on going just like before, the situation is unchanged due to the low roll score.

waste of a turn.

next roll is 40-49

Godzilla appears off the south coast.

*meant to say low popular vote

THIS

The jews open up a gold mine

the jews develope aids, neuro disorders from cannibalism, and incestual gene degradation

Thanks OP,

I'm going with this

A UFO appears, offering to take the mexicans back to their homeworld.

Reralling

Mexicans go for too much siesta and drown because asleep during high tide

jews die in holocaust

reroll

the jews explode because they have no money

reroll

The Liberals prepare to find, and eliminate the jews. It is their life goal, they will not stop unless either they or the jews die.

jeez OP you always choose rare numbers

also rolling for this

Mexican salsa production results in a toxic acidic fog.

this

Ayyyyeo

winrar

Rerolling this, please do.

The mexicans decide to start taking care of the survival business by preparing some genuine mexican salsa.
However, their bowels seem to dislike the local ingredients and this causes a massive acidic farting spree.

The Mexican starting area is now covered in thick, acidic, taco-coloured fog.
The mexicans are immune to the effect, but everyone else would be in serious danger, should they come in contact with such a destructive cloud of ass gas

NEXT ROLL: 00-09

candians, dick statue, NOW!!!
select all images that feel romantic

THE LIBERALS MUST DEFEAT THE JEWS
Rawr!

this and this

Canadians make gay buttsex love to each other and the liberals

reroll

MOOT, the local god of the island, builds a house ontop of the tallest mountain

roll

again

rolling

Canadian rub sticks together,.make fire, and launch fire arrows into ass gas Mexican lands, blowing them up

this

rolling..

come ooooon

Wind blows the gas towards jewish settlements.

I secon-- third-- Okay, I just want this to pass.

The jews enslave the liberals

rerolllllll

Roll