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New Fluffy Thread
Nolan Wright
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Brody Flores
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Brody Morales
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Grayson Taylor
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Angel Green
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William Foster
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Andrew Murphy
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Jordan Martin
i guess my joke with the opening image has rustled too many jimmies
Brandon Robinson
Fluffy jokes!
"One bwight time daddeh say tu fwuffy:
daddeh give sketty fow being bestest fwuffy an' bestest fwuffy fo daddeh.
Su daddeh give sketty, dat am mostest nummiest sketty an' fwuffy eat sketty.
Den... den, den daddeh say is nu sketty say is macawoni? ...
But am sketty! [slight front hoof stompy for emphasis] Sketty-sketty."
Evan Johnson
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Matthew Price
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Daniel Jenkins
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Daniel White
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Andrew Campbell
"Su babbeh, wingy babbeh an' pointy babbeh pway wif baww. Babbeh go pway wif' baww. An, an' wingeh pway wif baww. An' den pointy babbeh hug babbehs an' say: smawty babbeh... babbeh bestest huggie-tag!
Aheehee-heehe-hee! [snorting]"
Mason Gonzalez
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Adrian Wright
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Elijah Gomez
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Angel Lopez
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Hudson Parker
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Jordan Gomez
"Bugsie sit on nosy, so nao sniffy is iffy!"
Wyatt Wilson
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Asher Evans
>Out hunting fluffies
>Easy to track, if you pay attention
>Scaps of food, fur, shit, it all makes a trail
>Track a herd to a dead-end alley
>Holed up in a ground-level air duct
>Perfect
>Go get spaghetti take-out
>Not sketti, the good stuff
>Go back to alley, sit down on cardboard box, open take-out and place on ground
>Wait
>Eventually, hear noises in air vent
>Yellow unicorn fluffy pokes head out, sniffing at air
>Sees food, sees me
>"Nice mistuh gib sketties to fwuffies?"
>Smile, gesture to food "Sure, eat up."
>Herd emerges
>Smarty, three mothers, eight foals, and two others
>Rounds of "Thank you, mistuh!" as they make their way to the bait
>"Mummah get bestest miwkies for babbehs!"
>"Tummy hurties go way!"
>Still smiling, get up, stretch
>Don't notice me move cardboard box in front of air vent
>Reposition myself between herd and end of alley
>One of the mothers eating so fast that baby falls off her back
>Definitely best baby, bright pink with deep blue mane
>*gasp"* "Babeh!"
>See opportunity
>"I'll get 'em"
>Kneel down, gently scoop foal into hand
>Makes cute little "cheep"
>Still smiling, bring foal over to mother
>Close fist
Bentley Morales
>"Babeh!"
>Feign shock and drop foal
>Broken corpse falls at mother's feet
>"Babeh, wakies up!"
>"Why would meanie mistuh gib babeh biggest owies?"
>"I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't mean to..."
>Slam fist
>Crush another mare's foal
>"Babeh! Nuuuuuuuuu!"
>Break into evil grin
>Grab second mother by the head, throw her against wall
>Whole herd panicking
>Run headlong into cardboard box
>Can't figure out where vent went
>Stand up
>Step on a foal left behind in the rush
>Snap, crackle, pop
>Another foal lying in the spaghetti
>Pick up take-out box
>"Look at that, you left your babies behind to save your own selfish hides."
>Throw box at them
>"You are terrible excuses for parents."
>Fluffies run from the flying box, huddling at the back of the alley
>Foal crashes into the cement, spasming and chirping uncontrollably
>Advance to end of alley
>Fluffies huddled together, with the smarty at the back
>One of the mothers holding a foal in her mouth
>Must have grabbed and ran when shit went down
>Grab other end of foal and tug
>Mother tugs back
>RIIIP
>Mother holding half a foal in her mouth
>Both drop our halves
>Mother curls up around them, begging baby to wake up
>Rest of herd beggin smarty to save them
>Smarty paralyzed with fear
>Mother doesn't even notice me pick the other foal off her back and crush it
>Kick her into wall
Kevin Rodriguez
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Elijah Mitchell
>Work my way through rest of herd
>One at a time, letting them ponder which one will be next
>Finally, only smarty left
>Crouch down in midst of mess, make eye contact
>"Meanie munstah gib herd foreva sweepies."
>"I did. Wanna know why?"
>"Because meanie monsta wike gib foreva sweepies."
>"Well, yes, but do you know why I killed your herd in particular?"
>"Nuu..."
>"Because you let me. You're the smarty, right?"
>"Am bestest smarty."
>"Debateable. And those were your foals, right?"
>"Was bestest daddeh."
>"No, you weren't. And you know why?"
>"Because as a smarty, your job was to keep your herd safe. And as a father, your job was to keep your foals safe."
>"But when I attacked, what did you do?"
>"You panicked. You ran, and when you couldn't run any more, you hid behind your herd instead of being at the front, giving your life for them."
>"Being a leader isn't about taking from those under you, it's about giving to them."
>"Am bad fwuffy..."
>"A horrible, selfish one."
>"Wan die."
>"Well too bad. I'm not going to kill you. You're not worth the effort. You are pathetic, useless trash. You want to die? Find someone else to kill you."
>Stand up
>Walk out of alley
Kayden Moore
Wiwd Fwufffy
Yu make heawt sing
Yu make ewything gwoovy
Wiwd Fwuffy
Fewaw Fwuff, think Fwuffy wuv yu
But, wanna haf babbehs fo suwe
Come on an hug speciaw fwen tight
Fwuffy wuv yu
Wiwd Thing
Yu make Fwuffy heawt sing
You make evything gwoovy
Wiwd Thing
Wiwd Thing, think yu move taiw
But, wanna haf haf babbeh fo suwe
So, come on an huggy tight
Yu move fwuff
Wild Fwuffy
Yu make heawt sing
Yu make ewything gwoovy
Wiwd Fewaw
C'mon, c'mon,
Wiwd Thing
Hug it, hug it,
Wiwd Thing...
Tyler Kelly
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Chase Sanders
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Adam White
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Robert Martinez
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Gabriel Perry
I had thought about doing something like this too, is there interest?
Elijah Campbell
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Andrew Mitchell
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Camden Long
Seen one other user to date, who has done fluffyspeak versions of songs too.
I myself enjoy doing it occasionally.
Go for it if you want, but it usually garners not much of a response, so I don't know how liked it is.
Nolan Brown
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Nathan Sanchez
Fwuffy dun cawe, nu can wead numba anyway.
Nathaniel Harris
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Juan Clark
Fwuffy found sewf in safe woom, in safe woom
got sketties in mind!
Fwuffy tuwn to yu, oh ma pweshous skettiewand
Deny yuw thoughies theiw sketties
an' tweat wike bad babbehs
Fwuffy tuwn to yu, my jummy nummy skettieland
Deny fwuffy hungwies but nu can change wut nummy best
Screeeeeeeeeeeee! *guitar solo*
Wise up fwom huggy piwe, cus fwuffy bwing da nummy!
Wise up and follow fluff, wakies now cus smawty nummies find!
Mummahs soon hav milkies back, so babbehs dwinkie long
Fwuffy bwing mummah's miwkies back, so gwow big an stwong
So if hoomin say, thewe no nummy fow stway,
hoomin bettah wemembah...
That fwuff can find yow twashy numms!
Ma heavy hoofsies bwing happies to da saddiefwuffs
Fwuff been caught in outside pwace, in outside pwace
Fwuff get out gud
Fwuffy soon is in skettiewand, in skettiewand
But fwuffy think of yu
Fwuffy tuwn to yu, oh ma pweshous skettiewand
Deny yuw thoughies theiw sketties
an' tweat wike dummeh babbehs
Fwuffy tuwn to yu, my jummy nummy skettieland
Deny fwuffy hungwies but nu caaaaan chaaaaange SMARTEEEEEEEEEH!
*huf**huf* Gottah waise babbehs wight on daddah song!
Evan Fisher
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Angel Stewart
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Angel Cox
Hey, hey!
Wook at Fwuffy.
Fwuffy
**awways**
wan hugs!
Elijah Lewis
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Kevin Richardson
Maybe I should combine few songs into a musical...
Adam Richardson
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Nathaniel Rodriguez
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Robert Harris
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Carson Barnes
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Evan Fisher
Check ma fwuff
Bentley Turner
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Adam Bailey
Da dawk fwuffy
Matthew Parker
Abuser's song:
"Don't give a thing about your pleads and screams.
I don't care about your naive dreams.
All the abuse I do, I do for myself.
Why would I care for a rat such as yourself?
No one will save you, go on and cry
I will just watch, and you fucker will die!
Let's start this shit; do I use the torch or spade?
No -you retard- no one will come to your aid!"
Brody Diaz
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Benjamin Robinson
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Camden Wood
Jesus, I just spent three hours straight on the booru. Why is the fluffy universe so appealing? Why is there so much interesting art and actual, decent stories in addition to the torture porn (which is fine too)?
Ryder Baker
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Dylan Flores
Spider-Man doesn't deserve that issue if he can't care for it properly
Xavier Murphy
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Aiden Ward
personally, i put a bit of effort into my stories. I dont like to make quick sloppy stories.
Joshua James
I can't even tell the difference between the chocobo fluffy posters and the chocobo spammer posters are anymore, this is hilarious
Landon Jenkins
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Nolan Cox
It has a very strong base theme.
"I can't stop now, am I insane?
My mind is blank, I just can't abstain.
I will torture, I will abuse
I will cut legs, till he's no longer of use!"
Hunter Walker
On the topic of super-fluffies...
>You're in the study getting on with some work you've brought home with you
>Suddenly, fluffy pony bounces in through the door
>She has a red checkered tea-towel tied round her neck like a cape
>"I supah fwuffy!"
>"I defeet user's ebil plan no give fwuffy s'getti!"
>Decide to play along
>Over the top melodramatic voice
>"You may be able to defeat me, Super Fluffy, but can you defeat..."
>By chance, you have a greenish glass paperweight on your desk
>Brandish it in front of you
>"KRYPTONITE!"
>Fluffy pony squeals "No! My wun weekniss!" and flops over on to her side
>Put the paperweight in a drawer
>"Now that I have defeated Super Fluffy, I will celebrate with delicious spaghetti, safe in the knowledge she could not possibly be playing dead and waiting to strike when I least expect it."
>Start walking to the kitchen
>Fluffy pony doesn't follow
>Go back the study, she's still lying where you left her
>She doesn't move when you nudge her
>Fluffy pony has died of fake kryptonite poisoning
Zachary Rivera
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Samuel Nguyen
Austin Edwards
"What the hell do you think that you are?
You're just a toy, free to break and scar
I've had enough, let's settle our score
Let's play rough, that is what you are for"
Connor Diaz
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Robert Murphy
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Andrew Sullivan
dummeh poopie burdie
Blake Peterson
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Connor Hall
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Thomas Taylor
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Christian Walker
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Gavin Howard
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Hunter Ward
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Alexander Garcia
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Aaron Young
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Carter Reed
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Henry Scott
edgefluff vs edgechicken
Oliver Myers
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