Hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you?

>hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you?

fuck off

Cuckucino

video games

your cafeine ice tea is pretty good

Do you have grapes?

nudes

Yeah, do you realize your company is losing to coffee stands?

I'll have a large double-double and a dozen timbits

BattleToads?

Starbucks on NY city sucks...only niggers and asian work it on them.

You can drink the semen straight out of my cock, if you catch my drift

I'll have a venti, javachip frappuccino, with an extra shot and no whipped cream, please.

>tfw dating barrista
>tfw get to see how disgusting what you drink actually is
>how huge the markups are on everything
>can have all of it for free, now

Who /Starbucks Employee/ here?

Buffet

Is she cute

How fucking retarded do you have to be to buy coffee from starbucks?

American coffee is awful.

get me trips.

ugly as fucking dog

A double whammy monster mocca with latty, extra sour scream, mayo and honey, please.

i want a girlfriend :(

Me too

Shit up

>Tfw used to work at starbucks
>nothing is disgusting unless the person making it is filthy
>prices aren't high unless you're literally broke
>Tfw working there doesn't get you free shit

I have a feeling you don't have a gf, user. I also feel like you've never left your house, or held a job for more than 3 days in your life.

Rainbowkiss latte venti please

Venti hazelnut frappichino with heavy cream instead of milk.

>Working there doesn't give you free shit
I work at Starbucks at we constantly get free shit. Maybe you had a shitty manager

>Medium blonde roast please

A fappucino.

fr, one time i was just sitting at a starbucks on my laptop and some queer barista made me two free sample frappes or whatever and gave me a yogurt.

Calm down, user, it's just your shitty coffee house.

> Thinks $3-6 isn't a high price 'unless you're literally broke'
> About a third of the country couldn't afford that and still feed themselves (and 33% of America isn't broke)
> Probably thinks more government programs could help fix that