How do I get a prostitute? I have no idea how to get one, and don't want to get arrested. Anyone have any experience...

How do I get a prostitute? I have no idea how to get one, and don't want to get arrested. Anyone have any experience? I'm in Texas btw. Is backpage sketchy? Craigslist?

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They're sketchy, but real prostitutes do adv there. What city are you, I'll find you some girls.

Lubbock

You could probably ask Sup Forums. Im sure they can give you good advice...

Shit Texas? Ez pz go to a strip club during lunch. You will land a thirsty college chick or single mom instead of a street whore. 100 bucks to get sucked up, 200 tops to fuck. You can also go to an Asian massage spot and fuck a cute 20 year old Asian girl for 200. Comes with a nice body massage and table shower.

How can I tell who are the real girls

sketchy as in it might be a trap hooker or the county sheriff.

here let me help you out for a bit. look up usasexguide they should have the info for your area. i dont know how far you are from the mexican border but drive over the river and ask around where's "boystown" is at. or just save up some money take a flight to either eastern europe or south east asia and fuck until your eyes bleed(or anus what ever comes first)

good luck user and use condoms!

forgot about strip clubs, can be pricey as fuck, but at least your not fucking a ugly meth whore.

Backpage is solid BUT do your research, like reverse image search their pictures to make sure it wasn't a fake photo ripped off some where. Do a search on their phone number and see if other posting shows up (if it does then it's looking more legit)

Oh yeah I forgot, you only need one site. Google eccie. Has the strip clubs and spas who put out in your area.

Goto Eccie and find a newbie friendly girl. If you live in Austin I can hook you up with some of my girls.

Here's your queen, bro:
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> How can I tell who are the real girls
If you can't tell the difference between a banana and a peach, there are bigger problem

You're talking out of your ass. But it's Sup Forums so it's to be expected.

I meant real hookers and not a sting op.

Go to Las Vegas. Go to Cleopatra's Barge in Caesars Palace. Buy a drink. Wait. First girl that talks to you is a hooker.

>SORRY! I ABSOLUTELY NO LONGER SEE BLACKS OR MIDDLE EASTERNS!!!! THIS MEANS INDIANS, PAKISTANI'S, EGYPTIANS, IRAQI'S, IRANIANS...YOU GET THE IDEA?? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS RIPPING ME OFF AND INSULTING ME!! DON'T EVEN ASK!!!

I'm syrian you fuckhead.

What the fuck are you talking about haha.

Also she's a landwhale. FUCK OFF.

Noted.

What if a girl does talk to me, and I bring her to my room and she turns out to be a cop and I get arrested will that be entrapment? I've heard entrapment is made up. How do I protect myself in that situation?

Hehe, see for some protip

Also call the girl and see who answer, once you get to her place (I prefer incall instead of outcall to your place), ask her to show you her titties to prove she is not LEO, under cover police woman is not going to let you touch her titties or play with her pussy.

Hey OP, are you a nigger? I'm looking in the lubbock area for escorts and all I see are nigras.

Your choices are limited in Lubbock I know of this hooker in Midland/Big Spring that is fun. She loves to shoot meth.

I'm sorry but all of the hookers in lubbock are ugly as fuck.

> SORRY! I ABSOLUTELY NO LONGER SEE BLACKS OR MIDDLE EASTERNS!!!! THIS MEANS INDIANS, PAKISTANI'S, EGYPTIANS, IRAQI'S, IRANIANS...YOU GET THE IDEA?? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS RIPPING ME OFF AND INSULTING ME!! DON'T EVEN ASK!!!
Oh that's funny

PROTIP: when search for hookers type in "no black" and pick from those selection.

The second you even walk in the room you'd be arrested dumbass

No. Blacks don't make up a lot of he population here, but since they do most of the crime they make up a good chunk of the hookers would be my guess.

Google their phone number see if they have ant reviews

If you're really that stressed about it, dont do it. Just talk to girls at a bar, go for a group of hot ones that has one meh chick, single her out, make her feel special. She'll fuck you know problem.

Arrest for what? No money has been exchanged, this is not How To Catch A Predator

Protip: put the money on the table/nightstand, DO NOT HAND THE HOOKER THE MONEY

What if the ad says no sex only companionship? Wouldn't you have to agree to sex for money for it to be prostitution?

Too much time invested in that, hookers are for fulfilling certain needs... quickly and easily

Honestly, this is the best advice in the thread. It has actually worked for me more than a few times. But I did manage to get herpes out of the deal. Bitch, I thought condoms protected against that shit. I feel lied to.

Backpage is fine
There is something happening lately on bp though...
when you do a reverse number search, a lot of girls show up on this site called "escort police" or something like that. They claim the girl is an undercover. But the site is bs, hard to explain...like the site purposefully uses girls numbers and says they're cops just to fuck up their money. Then, on the cop site, it tries to show you girls who "Aren't cops" so it's really a way to get you to spend your money on THEIR site instead.

In short, if a girls number pops up saying she is affiliated with law enforcement, it is NOT true.... any law enforcement is going to be changing numbers and girls constantly. A real cop will not show up on google.

What I do is back page have them do a in call and just leave the money on a dresser or something and if they just grab it your good but don't hand them nothing or verbally say anything about money

>knowing how to talk in public
i'm fucked. can't even order a drink since they don't have menus I can just point at

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just saw an ad of a black woman and even SHE is saying "no blacks please"

FUCKING KEK.

This is that weird line the law operates on

If two people consent to sex - legal
If two people consent to sex and one party pay the other - illegal
If you pay for someone's time to hang out with you and end up in sex - legal if you didn't actually pay her, you can leave donations (see about not handing hooker the money)

not op

> Just talk to girls at a bar, go for a group of hot ones that has one meh chick
Honestly this doesn't sound easy. Dude, i just want to fuck, not bother with emotions and talking to people.

Smart move. Not even a racist thing. She'll have a longer career with less STD/STIs by reducing the probability of fucking the race more likely to give it to her.

> escort police
That's a fake site, kinda like some of the cheater sites putting up numbers and get people to call and post their info on their website. You have to pay to take the info off.

Those are the best, they are usually nicer looking and not typical hood rat

Even if you get arrested, there are things you can do that will help you in court

>Put money on table, do not hand it directly to girl
>Do not bring a condom (if you do, leave it in the car)
>Do not agree to sex or exchange of money verbally. if she's real, you both know. no need to say it and incriminate yourself further. wait until you know she isn't a cop before you negotiate price or ask about her rules and services

If you want to be EXTRA safe... you can leave the money in your car in the parking lot, meet her, and go retrieve it when you are sure she is safe. Also, if you decide she's ugly or was using fake pics, you can use that as an excuse to go to your car and you can just leave. The only problem with that, is most girls will probably get scared off and not let you come back in. It's very unusual.. many girls will not be understanding and any strange behavior on your end will be seen as a red flag. Remember that the girls are just as nervous as you.. they are risking arrest as well as danger, being raped, killed, or kidnapped... so they're being careful too

I feel sorry for you ameribros who need to hide when going to escorts.

Meanwhile, last month I went for a breakfast fuck at the local FKK, and then later in the evening I went for a dinner fuck. 100% legal.

Yeah that's my point.. reverse number searches saying she's a cop are not true.

Girls don't see black men for safety reasons. It has nothing to do with preference (you think they're attracted to the tic tac dick mexicans who smell and negotiate down to $60? No.). Pimps are almost always black, and they do this thing... they call girls pretending to be a trick. Once they get the girl alone in a room, they rob her and try to force her to work for him. That's why girls don't see black men. Pimps pretending to be customers.

Sauce: I am an escort.

I can confirm the asian massage thing. In Dallas there's a V Massage something-or-other spot where the girls have their last checkup posted for all to see, though only about half of the girls there do the happy ending; all you gotta do is ask. It costs about $70 for a massage+fuck, plus whatever you choose to tip afterward if any.

I'm near Austin, what can you do for me?

I've slept with a few prostitites from backpage. Just lay the money on the counter and don't say it's for sex. She knows it's hers. If she is a cop she will have to make the cash announcement They usually say "for me?".

Check backpage, copy phone number, search on facebook. You'd be surprised how many use the same number and have it on their profile. Good way to see who is real and who will rob you. A lot of times the number is registered to a dude and he has pics of her on his page. At least you can find out if it's a real person

Is only choosing adds with "no blacks" a good way to weed out cops. I don't think cops would put that on an ad.

if you're aproaching one on the street.
always make sure to ask if theyd like money for some nude modeling.
A real prostitute will get the idea, but an undercover cop would have to refuse you since thats legal

er....don't mind the missing teeth

worth it?

theaustinescorts.com/listingmodule/view_listing/id/33/src/@random4a43ff8a4b81a/

Ah, never thought of that. That's pretty smart.

I'm not sure... I wouldn't rely on that.

Here are the under covers I've encountered in my experiences:
The tricks are usually mexican, pretending they don't speak English (I live in Cali..Texas they probably have the same technique). Since they don't speak english, this forces you to say things you wouldn't normally say over the phone. For example, he'l be like "How much MONEY?" "You give SEX right?" "You need CONDOM?" and you can't use code words with someone who hardly understands English anyway, right? Well..they use that to nail you in court.

As for the girls... Idk the technique because I've never seen it in action. But I've seen what they look like on the street. They dress EXTREMELY slutty, high heels.. they lean into cars and agree on a price, then tell the guy to drive around the corner and she will meet him on a side street (she says it's more discreet, so she isn't getting in his car on a main street)... she you pull the car around, you're met by a shit load of cops who arrest you and take the car. She never actually gets in your car, for safety reasons.

>put the phone number into facebook search
>get some guy

This just happened.

I don't think the girls will understand.

There are actually a shit ton of guys who want to exchange services for a "free photoshoot" for nice pics to use in my future ads. They're actually just pervs with cameras. They're like the laughing stalk of escorts... You probably sound like one of those camera fags, and many girls will turn you down thinking you are serious. Maybe not though, if you're still offering money. Since the camera fags offer "free pics" in exchange for sex... no money at all.

lots of girls don't write "no black guys" on the ad because they don't want to confuse customers who don't know about that...... they don't wanna look weird or racist lol.

But if you call and ask if she'll see a black man, most will hang up in your face. A few might agree after a screening process (age, job, maybe a reference). A cop will agree to see you right away.

So you can call girls who don't write "no black" on their ad.... maybe use a second number if you have one... and see her reaction when you ask if she'll date a black guy. If she says no or hangs up, call her from a different number and set up an appointment. If she says yes, she's probably a cop

Best bet....

Road trip but the closest place is either Amarillo.

Dude just hang out at the local bars.
Don't drink too much, in fact nurse a beer all night
Eventually you will be a regular and there are always bored housewives hanging there.

Easy, head over to Tijuana and visit the Adelita Bar or Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club. Take $100-$150 with you. You can get pussy for $40-$60.

Why does it cost money to put your dick in another human being?

I don't believe you.
How small is the smallest cock you've enjoyed?

capitalism

I don't really enjoy it...
I don't dislike it, but I really just do it for the money. I'm a great actress and will make a client feel like I'm into it. I don't think a man needs a giant dick to satisfy a girl..but I mentally check out while I'm working so I've never came. I try not to get too attached to any clients. Many tend to get clingy and try to hang out...

would you say that you are exploited?
Seems to me like you make in an hour what I make in a day but yours is tax free.

call them and tell them ... stretch. if the police jumps in you know it's a sting operation. also if the prostitute has moustache u'd better watch out too.

love should be free

youtube.com/watch?v=neEevCiZjfc

You should post a pic with timestamp of your body

>.. they lean into cars and agree on a price, then tell the guy to drive aro
Because

That's a really good tip

Some major cities have local websites for escort reviews. Google to see if there's one in your area.

Otherwise, you've got eccie, theeroticreview, and eros. I tend to avoid BP because most of the girls on there are sketchy as fuck and the cops use it for stings a lot. CL is 100% a no-go unless you want STDs, to get robbed, or surprise penis.

I'd also Google agencies in your area. A good, reputable agency is usually pretty safe. I would strongly recommend going higher-end regardless of if you're using an agency or independent. Much less chance of getting an STD, and the service and appearance of the girls tends to be better. Worth the extra money, imo.

More of dat ass pl0x

I don't feel exploited.

The first time I did anything I was 14. I tried to buy cigs and got carded, so I walked out empty handed. I was having family troubles and going through a phase..couch hopping, scraping up dollars any way I could. Some man walked out of the store behind me... he handed me a pack of the cigs I was trying to buy. Idk how but we started talking and eventually he offered me $300 to have sex with him. He was hideous. I got offended and started to walk away...but 300 was a LOT of money to me at that time.. he asked how much and I said 800 at least (I had heard girls make that much, idk why). He pulled out his wallet and showed me 400. He said that is all the money he has... I began walking away again, then he said "wait..what if I just jack off to you?" I agreed...we went behind the store by these bushes. I was wearing short shorts... didn't even get undressed. Just pulled my shirt up to show my bra, he was jacking like crazy and came in less than 1 minute. I walked away with $400 and I was like "wow that was the easiest money I ever made"

I didn't start really working though til I was about 17. I was working part time and trying to go to college, couch hopping, taking the bus..one night I ended up sleeping outside and had $1 in my pocket. I realized I needed money and didn't want to continue like that.. so I went to a well known track in my area. Made $600 in a few hours. Never looked back

At age 22 I finally stopped. Retired off a guy who used to be my regular. He was in his 70's and couldn't get hard anymore. He was a terrible person, actually...but he paid me 1k / week to come over for about 8 hours every Sunday and watch porn with him, hang out with his friends and family pretending I'm his gf (he really was weird af, thought they believed him, really cared what people thought about him and wanted to seem "cool" and "young")

Want me to continue this story or nah?

Hahahah you fucking idiot. Herpes is forever you dumb cunt. Also condoms don't protect against HIV either so you probably have aids as well kek

Not really necessary, tbh. Like 75% of them don't fuck blacks anyway.

>t. Mr.police man

please continue user

Post tits ya bitch

What's FKK

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Have you ever heard of the internet? Just find a place on Rubmaps.

Let's hear stories

chain of german brothels

Fascinating. Please continue.

Its german and stands for Freie Körper Kultur which roughly translates to Nude Culture

Radical :^)

What excuse could you have for being there, then? You got a girl's number off a escort ad and went to her apartment after talking. What else would you be doing? It's unreasonable to think you're there to eat a pizza together. Wouldn't common sense get you convicted?

We just need to legalize this already, god fucking damn. Land of the free my asshole.

I went to one outside Frankfurt not long ago, bit like a spa, hang around in the bar and restaurant in a bath robe and take any girl you like to a room for a fuck... not the best looking girls but the odd looker or two

Reasonable doubt. You're innocent until proven guilty. If they can't prove you were there to have sex in exchange for money, you're probably gonna walk.

People do strange shit sometimes. Who knows. Maybe you were just there for a chat and a drink. Who's to say you weren't?

>condoms don't protect against HIV
This is a lie

You pussies overpay. Back when I was in college in 1972, you could go to the Chicken Ranch in La Grange, TX, and get a "straight date" for $10, a "half and half" for $20. The girls wore nice outfits and they washed your dick for you .

I saw tourist buses there all the time. And we didn't have fucking tattoos and fauxhawks and beercans stuck in our earlobes. We listened to good music - not that Bieber shit and boy band shit you assholes listen to these days. And you didn't shave your balls or send a pic of your dick to a girl via a phone. You showed it to them! You fucking degenerates!

I like you, old man.

I saw the regular til I was 25. He picked up a coke problem a couple years in... luckily, he didn't know where to buy it so he got it from me. I stretched the hell out of it. I spent $20-40 on coke and he paid $600 for it every week, for 2 years or so.

He finally ran out of money. He spent it all on me and drugs. When he ran out, he threatened to post naked pics of me online if I didn't keep seeing him for free and bring him drugs. In return, I told him I had hours of footage of him, watching weird porn, fantasizing about his daughters, being a pedo (all true.. like I said, he was really a piece of shit). I always acted nice because of the money, he thought we were friends. When the money ran out I stopped seeing him and he is going insane.

The was only September when he ran out of money. By October, I realized I needed new income before I run through my savings and get evicted. I haven't worked in so many years. I got a job at a fast food place (Panera Bread) full time, but it didn't even cover rent...let alone pg e, water, sewer, internet, phone, car note, etc. His broke-ness came as a surprise so I wasn't exactly prepared. The full time min wage job was not enough at all. I told Panera I had a family emergency.... I left town and went somewhere that I knew I could make money fast working online as an escort, like I did when I was 17. So that's what I've been doing the past few weeks. My goal is to save up at least 10k, go to school for a career, and stop once and for all.
This time around, I'm not as brave. When I was 17 I felt invincible. This time, I'm scared of jail. I'm smarter and more aware of the dangers, like being killed, kidnapped, raped, etc.

I know I should have planned better. It's complicated. I spent most of those years blowing my money on a bf who was a complete narcissist and entitled brat. By the time we broke up, I only had a couple of months to save before my sugar daddy suddenly stopped seeing me.

My life is fucking weird.

btw when I say "all true" I mean.. he DID fantasize about his daughters, act like a pedo, do horrible things...
It's not true that I had footage of it. That was a lie I told him, so he wouldn't send out naked pics of me. I pretended I had blackmail

In teas idk , in my city behind the Mc donald

download the "meetme" app. spam every girl near you with this: "just wondering if you might be interested in making some money...?"

if they react badly, say you were joking or that youre an artist looking for models.

if they seem receptive, say you'll pay 50-100 for a BJ.

no joke, i have gotten tons of sorta cute girls to suck my dick in my car using that line.

pretty much any black girl will do it for even less than 50. aim for girls 18-22, they don't know any better. i'm an overwieght 37 year old married guy.

i have had girls suck my cock and swallow my cum for as little as a 40 oz. of malt liquor. decent looking young girls.

meetme. it works. use a fake pic.... before you meet them, tell them you used a fake pic though. they usually don't care what you look like.

this is 100% for real

>be whore
>afraid of being raped

In your position rape is just petty theft. You have no virtue or innocence left to violate.

Get this fat fucker a job in the Trump administration. Youth Outreach Director!!!

would you say working as a prostitute is worse or better than say working as a waitress? as in how bad it is in sucking up to customers. asking this as a service worker