'empty you're pockets or you dead nigga'

'empty you're pockets or you dead nigga'

wat do?

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I'd empty my pockets.

"Why are you talking to yourself, are you sick?"

your*

fuck you you fucking piece of shit faggot grammar nazi

I'll have the chicken, please.

Suck his dick.

>*Teleports behind him*
Pssh nice try kid
>*Unsheaths katana*
If only you had studied the blade my friend
>*With one swift push I plunge my katana through his torso*
Ha, should never have brought a gun to a sword fight my friend
>*Run into the sunset with my hands behind my back*

mug him because I'm Brazilian

Not bad you made me use10% of my power

Distract him by shouting YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER

explain to him how the president of canada is fidel castro's love child and then offer him my guitar pick as its the only thing in my wallet currently with any value.

"Nigga? I'm terribly sorry but as you can see, I am clearly white, I understand though, we all make mistakes. I'll just take my leave then. Farewell, *mumbles nigger to self and giggles while walking away*

I'm sorry master but I must go all out. Just this once

"Accidentally" throw my wallet behind him in my utter fear, then when he turns around, two 9mm hollow points to his skull.

AUTISM

I'd empty my pockets, there's fuck all in them anyway.

Pull mine and cap his ass fast.

Well, I'd take one look at that fake plastic gun which doesn't have a slide guide-rod nor a chambering that actually lines up with the barrel and then pull out my real one.

empty pockets, shoot him in the back as he runs away

Step to the side so he can mug the nigger standing behind me "ha - what a day to be white"

ok calm down, umm.. I got a used condom and a half eaten Snickers bar.

Go on! Take it!

I would have to empty my pockets. Finger is already on trigger and this isn't anime.

This is also, a fake toy gun

Oh you poor refugee, here take all my money, and please, rape my wife and daughter too, I can´t even imagine the horrors you´ve seen before you get here to our safe germany, you should now that we´re all equal and Refuges are allways welcome

And I thought I was one step I to the meta by pointing out the finger.

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ide empty my pockets....and my bowels.

>01/02/2008
I am impressed that you held your arm up like that for nearly nine years. Here's my wallet, sir.

I can't be the only person who noticed that it doesn't have a slide break on it?

...can you really do this?

Carry a throw down wallet and cell phone

The only acceptable answer

You forgot "nothing personal"

>be me, 20
>walking down street
>all of a sudden, a nigger pops out of no where and demanded to empty my pockets
>holyshitwtf.gif
>are you robing me?
>"ye bitch, give me yo money
>i don't have any, i swear!
>"quit wasting my time bitch!"
> he realizes im actually a poorfag
> he punches me and runs off
>mfw im got away
>mfw i wasted his time on me
>mfw time = money
>mfw i robed him

ask him what 2 + 2 is

quietly escape while he thinks

I'm white so he couldn't possibly be talking to me

give him all your belongings and offer to suck the thick cum out of his giant niggerballs as compensation. a gentleman's agreement wouldn't u say?

Hey Lamonte, can you help us find this dogs owner?

Hand over my wallet and phone, my life is worth substantially more than either of those. I don't use cash, so I'd just cancel the cards and alert the police while relaxing in my office.

You're move nigger.

I'm sorry dear boy. You appear to have mistaken me for somebody else. As you can clearly see I'm not black and therefore it is impossible for me to be the nigga' you are referring to. Good day to you sir.

>You're

If it's just him there, I'd try to get that gun out of my face with one hand and stab him with the other. He's close enough and I'm not convinced he won't kill me anyway.

The knives are kinda cool but other than that why the fuck

Don't empty my pockets. :-(

Empty your pockets or ill tell your master!

thiss post was worth checking 4chin today :D

He was mad cause he basically risked 1 to 3 years of his life for nothing

10/10

*You're

Perform a magic trick so he runs away

Why do niggers always have their finger on the trigger?

CONFUSE HIM
PULL MY DICK OUT

...

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

I HAVE NO MONEY
AND I HAVE NO LIFE
WHATCHA GUNNA TAKE NIGGA?

I'm sure no one is gonna believe me, but I was actually robbed by a nigger once. As I was handing him my shit, I said, "I seriously am sorry your life has gotten to the point you've gotta do this." He was defensive and shit at first, like, "You don't know fucking shit about me." But I kept calm and just kept empathizing with him. He eventually caved and gave me half my stuff back, telling me about how he owed a friend 2 grand by the next week or his dog would be killed. I told him I hope he finds the money in a much more legal way, and he told me he doubted it. Then, we went our separate ways. It was something out of a fucking Shamylan movie.

You would be facing him
...newfags

Funniest thing that I've seen on here in a few days

>wat do?

move out of Europe

Let him kill me if he can

Definitely bait. Or you're just retarded.

Nigger speak

Doh

I'd take the piece away from him, stick it up his ass, and pull the fucking trigger til it goes CLICK.

Pull out wallet gun..cap said nigger in the chest. Leave scene, eat at subway. Keep time stamp receipt. Prosper

me to

what if I told you you're and your sound the same?

Let him kill me because I want to die.

>2017
>living in a country that allows black people
if this happens to you, you deserve it.

Dumb nigger, he said "you."

i actualy laughed out lauld

see

What is this stupid shit?

hate to crush your dreams, niggah
i got nuthin'
gimmee what you got.

h3u3hu3h3h3u3hu3h tmjt

You a dead nigga

You gay

suddenly
POCKETSAND

I say..."look at this dude! Look at the top of his head! Oh no...no..no..no! And start laughing my ass off uncontrollably.

*personnel

faggot.

nigga, im naked and i got my dick out. what fuggin pockets?!

Nigger have you not seen The Big Lebowski?

Grab him by the throat and tell him to "back off?!"