Short story /b
>be me
>fapping
>cum on a tissue
>put it in trash
My cum smells exactly like our dog's food
>went to bathroom
>came back to my room
>mfw the fucking dog was chewing the tissue i just put in the trash
>mfw i let the dog eat the whole tissue
>dog got diarrhea the next day
>mother has no idea
>my cum smells exactly like our dog's food
OP what is wrong with you?
why the fuck does your cum smell like dog food and cause diarrhea?
Idk why it smells and also tastes like it
And diarrhea because he ate the tissue too
>My cum smells exactly like our dog's food
>Idk why it smells and also tastes like it
>and also tastes like it
>Tastes like it
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>may the lord have mercy on your soul
>tastes like it
Does that mean you have eaten your own cum and also the fucking dog food?
>"Cum usually smells like bleach or cleaning product"
>"nobody in Sup Forums knows what cum tastes like cos nobody's female or a fucking faggot"
Oh wait
know
>Does that mean you have eaten your own cum and also the fucking dog food?
huge kek
>nobody on Sup Forums is a fucking faggot
nice dubs
Real question: can some of you guys actually cum onto small pieces of tissue paper? I've never understood that. When I cum I always shoot, and I have never been able to just use tissue paper. I either use an old pair of boxer shorts that I don't wear any more, or paper towels that I have to practically wrap around my dick. Is this weird? Do most of you guys just dribble cum and simply use a little piece of toilet tissue?
>Sam the dog food cum
New hero
What position are you in when you masturbate?
toilet roll is #1
easiest thing to do is fap at desk, stand up and skeet along the surface and then wipe it up with loo roll.
>serialfapper.png
No you fucking tard you fold a bunch of TO and shoot into it
Was the face of the dog Pic rel?
Stood up.
Nah, don't wanna splurge all over my desk.
Hmm it's kind of awkward to explain, but I can't just put a piece in front of my dick because then some will drip onto the floor after it hits the tissue. This means I would need to do some awkward precise folding so that it's sturdy both in front and below, if you know what I mean. As I said, I shoot, and I shoot a fair amount. I don't just dribble some out which I'm starting to believe some people do (and I envy them).
Am i the only one who doesn't wipe out and leaves the cum on boxers?