It's me ur pupper

It's me ur pupper

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no

Yes Sir, what would you like ?

that's kinda gay

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horse

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I'm always craving to get railed by a huge dick until I'm sitting there actually trying to work a toy into my ass and then I'm like "meh".

just jerk off to the fantasy then

I do, but that gets boring.

Not to mention I've spent a couple hundred bucks on these damn Bad Dragon dildos, I want to get SOME use out of them.

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I need to get used like this

guess who has 2 thumbs and an 11 hour day at work today

some loser

You have anything????
Please share it

it's 3:30 right now I gotta go back at 5:30 to 10.

Well fuck you too then

I'm cool with doing double shifts, but if I go home I stay home. I ain't doing bits and pieces.

Start smaller and work your way up. I'd like to watch you ride a dragon though, would be pretty hot

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Oh it's not an issue of taking it, I've fucked myself with some decently sized ones no problem (medium Nox is the biggest toy I've got).

It's just that I lose interest as soon as I'm actually doing it.

Oh well at least they're pretty to look at.

This thread is gay.

yeah well
I'd rather go lay down for a while at home
watch dumb bullshit

the dream

meant to say this earlier, but happy holidays to yall

watching dumb youtube and eating vinegar chips

buy me some vinegar chips

merr crsmis

no buy me dildos

You already have one
Buy ME dildos

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If someone will love me you can have all my dildos

ok here's the one thing you need.
amazon.com/dp/B01DVE6POQ/

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bump

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AHAHAHAHAHA

I think we've already got one like that around here somewhere. Can't have been very good

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Artist???

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H-Hey don't laugh at me! I have dreams too!

>bottom right hand corner

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Hit up Dash.

you what

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No

>he posts from his mobile device

the worst

ty, did you talk to that Doc yet?

post more small bulges
this is my fetish

Fuck off and die

His butt.

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I don't care

Well, he isn't wrong. Phone posting is a terrible thing done by terrible people

I have SO MANY sex toys. Most of them weren't great.

Nope. Appointment is for March

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yeah same but I dont have many

You can die too

Well to be fair you're probably not my type

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there isnt enough smug anime to respond to such a post

Fugg, have you inject pot into your eyelids yet for pain relief?

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Sure thing, Nibi

Back when I had money I used to buy pretty much everything. I think a dragon dildo is basically the only thing we DON'T have lying around

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The pain isn't an issue. It barely even hurts any more. The issue is that its not healing with any speed

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Oh hey it's buu again

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watta faggot

tfw you don't have a glowing blue mouth

wut wut

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have you thought about fast fowarding time?

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What happens when you're trying to sleep with a cold if it glows?

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drink a nuka cola quantum

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In the butt.

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yes

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