Me

>me
>23 year old
>just got off night-shift
>military police
>Amsterdam Schiphol Airport area
>ask me anything

-drugs?

Are illegal.

What's your favourite movie?

how u ever been to red light district / how many times u fuked a hooker there

Do you do that drug thing?

White house down

Yep, Drugs, passports etc. All our job

What's better cats or dogs

I prefer dogs because we work with them a lot

I have a wonderfull girlfriend so no need for a hooker.

Your on Sup Forums you ever watch someone kill them self? Do you have a wifu ?

I see quite some disturbing things whilst at work so i don´t wanna see people kill themselves on a website.

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What's her name? How old is she? Her hair colour? Her Social security number? Tall, short? Is she a nice girl? Are her parents nice /have you met them?

Do you have a wifu? You fake

What's the biggest thing you ever put in your ass kankerhomo

what?

Wifu?

this! answer this, please

Things that are as big as your insecurities.

Big tieten or nice kont

I can´t comprehend? Simplify that sentence and i´ill answer.

for what?

do you even english? shiphol is an international airport no?

Looking for Drugs, weapons and people.

what do you prefer them for...

It´s Schiphol* and tourists don´t use that kind of weird sentences

>no?

Maybe you are the one who should learn english you nigger

but it is. shiphole is rather large, even. so why can't you parse a simple question? don't they train you a few weeks before your first shift?

I'm not thedude who asked the question

Jou achtereenvolgende nummers zijn aanschouwd

has anyone fang as decided to use even go want bazinga to do look more zimbab?

Sure, i got to be AAA+ in English, got a PHD in English grammar and be able to answer every single question. Just explain his question and i´ll do my best.

Are you on some kind of drugs? I´m pretty sure those arent legit English words.

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translated it to your language for you. your welcome.

Hat jemand wirklich weit, auch als beschlossen, sogar gehen wollen, um mehr aussehen?

Fuck off fucking 9InchDick loving 9fag that retarfed caption image is from le cockgaggers. Also you're forcing it. OP is delivering you idiot. Jeez you're a bigger cocksucker than OP

Ehm, you know Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands and that we speak Dutch and not german?

>german

Living in Ams. close to Schiphol (en Nederlander maar hee fuckit laten we t lekker ook voor die buitenlanders entertaining houden in t Engels), so it being my 'home'-airport, basically my local busstop for international travel and being somewhat afraid of the very concrete attack plans in Schiphol by the Brussels terrorists last March... Is there ANY hope of you and your awesome (H&K? MP5?) guns stopping someone with a bomb and an AK 47/75 walking into the Departure Hall there?

No moron we are fucked. If belgium can't hold off then we won't either

/74. Its late here

No need to worry man, the AIVD (Intelligence Agency) is one of the best in the world, we arrest terrorists before they can attack. It´s our job to keep the airport save and if anyone walks in with a bomb and AK we´ll do our best to counter his attack.

Yeah well I kinda suppose 'we' (the Dutch) have somewhat of an advantage over the Belgian ((para)militairy)policeforces since our Mil.Pol uses one single language and doesnt have to translate every command and order into three languages.. F*ckface

>implying not everyone of them speak english

This discussion is over.

Wat is de algemene mening over zandnegers binnen de Marechaussee?

How nervous do you get when a group of arabs walk in??
what about a large truck driving close to the terminal??

Het zijn geen ´zandnegers´ het zijn collega´s met dezelfde taak en missie.

Im in Flevoland near Almere. I think this area has potential terrorists in it. Do you agree?
Also Eifilng has a shit scarey roller-coaster called the Baron, have you been on it?

Well thats reassuring. I must say I get really annoyed and uncomfortable (studied History once ;) ) by the regular police in town with their current overly agressive yelow-striped uniformes with their gun so in full sight on their belt, yet looking, well, nit all to smart/sharp (sorry), but for some reason you Kon.Mar. guys on the other hand are always a reassuring sight. Somehow after a decade of playing counterstrike&COD and watching warmovies, the confidence and professionalism in how you stand there holding your guns is oddly comforting. You're so obviously well trained for whatever could happen. Its allmost like you're saying 'no worries bro(s), we've got this'. So hey. Might as well be said now I get to speak to one of you.

If you get nervous everytime you see a couple of arabs or a big truck near the terminal then this job wouldn´t be the best thing for you. We do pay an extra eye on them or a big truck but it´s not like it´s a big alarm.

Eruit gedist en erin gefist

why is there a buttplug on your badge?

Why do the self checking passport gate open only when there's a kanker long queue for your desk, so the people that made haste get fucked over?

True, the new police uniform is kinda agressive. Besides that we train everyday for something that maybe won´t even happen in my career but we gotta be prepared for it. And i appreciate your compliment, feels good to know our fellow Dutchies feel save around us.

Its not a buttplug cunt it´s a exploding grenade.

Because we got fuxked by in the ass by Germany

Not looking for you to give away all to big of secrets, ever since SEAL team six found that stach of porn in Bin Ladens room we know that The Enemy probably lurks Sup Forums.. But got anything impressive or interesting (or reassuring) to tell my Gf the next time we roll into The Hall (or are waiting for our plane behind customs)?

Idk man, thats not my job to open those gates. If u feel like u are getting fucked over i´m sorry for it. Please contact the Schiphol department of the Marechaussee if you have any complaints or feedback.

Further more, there is an ISIS funding Halal butchers in Almere Buiten. Will you shut them down?

If that´s true and you have evidence for it please contact your local police ASAP.

Hoe do you weet ?

We once had a terrorist in a plane (suspected) and he got arrested on the plane and we didnt tell anyone because we didnt want to cause distress.

The whole place (Almere) is becoming a hotbed for Islamism. You guys should start intel in the area.

Oftewel, bij de volgende aanslag zijn jullie medeplichtig.

Just overheard some shit in there. Only cheap place to buy decent lamb for miles around.

Maybe we already are, i don´t know. But as i mentioned please contact your local police.

Ok.

Do you have the adress of the Butcher? So i can write down a rapport and hand it over to the police?

Zandnegers praten bijna NOOIT nederlands met elkaar zandneger confirmed

Well if there ever was a reason for pre-emptive airstrikes on Almere... I believe OP might have the keys to 22 variable yield B61 Nuclear bombs in a bunch of vaults at Volkel afb.
(no AIVD I'm not a rightwing-Islamofoob/leftwing-peacefighter -terrorist. Only joking. Nor do I have a Nato bomb-deployment-standard compatible airframe for delivering said weapons, nor a wirecutter for that matter. Dont kill or blacklist me )

>Amsterdam
>social security number

Noordeinde 7, 1334 AL Almere

Dubs of truth.

More dubs of truth.

I do not have those keys and those bombs are not in Dutch command they are in command of the president of the United States. Because those bombs are U.S.

This has become a very informative thread, thanks to OP!

Any airport fucked up story? Like finding dead baby on handluggage, minor sex slave trying to flee from captivity or such?

then pass on the intel!

We once found a dead ground operator who was crushed by the landing gear of a plane. Probably got stuck in that compartment.

What's the funniest thing you have found in someones luggage?

al meegewerkt aan false flag operaties?

Big black dildo´s in the luggage of a man.

Lolol, was he frozen from the flight?

What the fuck are you talking about? The Dutch ground forces are probably the worst in the world.

Kek. Milo has been to Hamsterdam.

Thats cool! But make sure you guys dont keep too much silent, its not a bad thing to know action is being taken around the time, well, that those kind of actions take place from time to time. I mean.. Hearing about the Hofstad groups plans for Sloterdijk back in the day was scary.. I myself would have never thought about attacking that station but its such a 'brilliant' choice.. Almost no escape-routes etc.. Since than I really like to know that those kind of way to smart&dangerous people are arrested now and then

So many dubs.

When a terrorist attack occurs it´s not the Army who strikes back nor the marechaussee. It´s the police and marines. DSI and MARSOF which are respected counter terrorism units.

>When a terrorist attack occurs it´s not the Army who strikes back nor the marechaussee.

Nigger, what the fuck are you talking about? By the time they get to the airport everyone is already dead.

Shit troll post, lurk moar.

For your fact. There are always stand-by counter terrorism units @ Schiphol behind the scenes. So they will take about 1 minute to arrive.

Too much info OP. You'll get in trouble for that.

Noemen mensen je nog wel eens een matennaaier ondanks dat de dienstplicht over is ?

Haha, de dienstplicht is er nog steeds alleen is de oproepplicht opgeschort (Die kan elk moment, indien de minister van defensie bepaald, weer worden ingeschakeld) En ja, wij zijn de politie voor militairen dus we worden nog wel eens matennaaiers genoemd inderdaad.

Too late, OP is busy getting an ass-kicking for reveling that there are permanent counter terrorism units stationed at Schipol.

if you live nearby, after brussels it should be logical to have some counter terrorism units nearby

DSI is the former BBE right? I always enjoyed that story about when 'Eric O' (former BBE/marine special forces and all kinds of those functions) had to stand trial in the Netherlands for supposidly shooting and killing an Iraki looter in '03 or '04 while firing dispersment/warningshots, this Bosnian/Serbian guy testified for mr.O. ... Back in the 90's, one nightEric O was leading an Nato arrest-team up the stairs in this guys house to arrest him for whatever warcrimes he had commited, when the Bos/Serbian heard noise, grabed his gun and pointed it down the stairs towards the dark figures climbing it, thinking they were criminals. Eric O, looking into this guy's gun shot the guy in his leg so he fell, inmediatly took that gun away and started treating the guys wound. He came to testify in Eric O's Irak-trial out of greatfullness about how precise-aiming and life-sparing,even in the face of mortal risk this Dutch (specialforces/BBE) Marine was. .. That level of respect to be precise ;)

It´s not a secret. It´s quite logical.

They train closely with the British special forces, who are the best.