Weird kids at school thread

weird kids at school thread

tell stories about weird kids at a school your going to or went to

ill start with the story nick the hick

before i start let me tell you a bit about nick
to start he has bad diabetes, which he doesnt take care of at all, he's really poor so he smells... REALLY FUCKING BAD
imagine the worst thing you have ever smelled mixed 200 year old shit that was preserved like a mummy
his voice sounds like a mix between fred and sponge bob with a bad throat
and he looks like the nerdy kid from super bad

>be me
>6th grade
>in gym
>just a regular day playing kick ball
>nick has to sit out because he got pissed of
>cant remember why but i do remember he was pissed of at me
>as i was playing kick ball
>the most unexpected shit happened
>nick flashed his dick at me
>wut
>i didnt see it thank merciful god but a friend did
>keep in mind nick is kind of a tard
>but i still wonder what the fuck was going on in his head

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look like Dardoch

DUDE your friend looks JUST like mclovin!!

Don't really remember any but at my secondary school there was an autistic obese girl, whenever someone laughed and said she's making her autism up she shook her flabby arm on the table and broke a pen,scrunched u pages of her book. Nobody knew wtf was going on but nobody liked her apart from 1 person

I was told on CS:GO by 2 different people at 2 different times, that i sound like McLOVIN. He is now my online persona.

Bump

he's not my friend and never will be

Okay, there was this black kid sitting near me in the school gym once and he started talking about something he called "coco". He then held out a small packet that appeared to have white powder coming out of it and I kid you not, he snorted it

Once a kid in my school snorted coffee

There was this kid who had asbergers or some shit. Anyway my buddy Jesse Johnson goes to the can and tries to use the urinal.

Anyway Asberger kid is hanging out in the can and tries to use the urinal next to jesse. Jesse had a shy bladder and couldnt go, so he flushed and went to the sink to wash his hands.

Aspie kid yells "Hey! You didn't pee!"

kek

more?

>one time my friend said a poor kid flashed his dick at me

Alright i got one for ya

There was this one kid who literally no one knew
Until 1 day.

>be me
>having lunch
>sitting at a table
>when this autisman walks by
>starts screaming at one big bully
>OhShitWhatAreYouDoingNigger.webm
>says stuff about how they were gay lovers
>bully is against faggots
>starts boilling
>bully punches autismister to the beyond realm
>austism actually stands
>everyone is silent
>when autismaster whispers loudly
>*your mother will die in her sleep tonight*
>jk he whispers
>"kiss me baby"
>autismeister tears a whole in the universe with the force of his shit blasting out of his ass
>autismiem barfs out of his fucking nose
>barf all over his clothes and shit crawling out of his pants
>walks to the principal
>hugs him and grabbed his butt
>best day of my life

KEK

you are a bad story-teller
also your story is bad

Aight so there's this faggy ginger junior at my school named Adam

>Be me
>With girl, probs 6/10
>He comes over and asks if we're dating like a fag
>I shut it down
>He starts trying to roast me for having bad hair (it was true, but I got it cut. Either way, his was worse plus he was a fatass too)
>I roast his ass real good
>"Adam, you look like a goddamn fishbowl or an incomplete snowman with a period on his head, round ass motherfucker. Come back to me when you've felt the touch of a woman."
>I'm actually not bullshitting, I thought of these myself beforehand cause I always hated that fucker

you got anything better

badass.jpg

When I started my senior year I took weight training, as I wanted to lose weight/get in shape.

My class had mostly average sized dudes, except for this one kid named Reed.

He was the shortest in the class, and really scrawny/pale.
Instead of getting dressed in the locker room he'd get dressed out where the weights were.

He also never worked out, he'd lay on a bench all day with his hands on the bar, but that's about all he did.

Weird kid, seemed like the school shooter type, so I made a habit of talking to him to get on his good side.

Every now and again people would pick on him though, and he'd go ballistic.
"Burn in hell, kill yourself, I hope you get cancer" shit like that, as he waved his scrawny arms around to hit someone.

So back when I actually went to High School and was a senior there was this ginger fuckwit named Travis.

He was in 3rd form (no idea what the hell the murican equivalent is. Don't care)

>Be Me
>Hanging out blazed before class with friends
>Travis walks up and spouts some retarded bullshit
>"Travis Fuck Off"
>Spouts more retarded bullshit
>Friend picks up 44 gal drum the school had painted and used as a rubbish bin
>I grab Travis
>Friends casually place rubbish bin over the top of travis
>Looked like a droid out of star wars, except ginger and smelled like shit

>Be me
>Coach gets us to jog around the weight room to warm us up before lifting
>Reed is all the way in the front
>Kid behind me has a rubberband and paper balls
>Shoots Reed in the back of the head a few times
>He stops running and just stands still as we jog by him
>He stomps off to tell the coach someone's bothering him
>While he's doing it, rubberband boy hits him in the back of the head with a paper ball.
>He goes nuts
>Runs towards us screaming like a madman
>"WHO KEEPS SHOOTING ME", he screams
>Rubberband boy nails him dead between the eyes
>Reed goes fucking nuts and charges him
>"Burn in hell, get cancer" yelling shit like that.
>Rubberband boy just holds Reed's head down as he's swing to hit him.
>Coach is laughing
>Eventually the Coach steps in to break them up, and neither of them is written up.

>Once I set a webcam up in my room to tape this foreign exchange student I had coming over. So I email the site I set-up to broadcast this to my friend so that a couple of us can watch it on his computer. Well She comes over and I leave her in my room and run over to my friend's house and we start watching. She starts going through my stuff and finds a mag and starts to get off. Now my friends encourage me to go back home because she wants me. I nervously agree. I get back home and go in my room. Long story short she makes me dance like a fool in front of her first while stripping. (Pretty embarrassing, but whatever, she liked it) Now I know a couple of my friends are watching so I try to throw my clothes to cover the cam up. It kinda works for a bit. Well now she is really excited and invites me to sit down beside her. So I'm sitting beside her nervous as a motherfucker and she grabs my hand and slides it down her thigh. Then I couldn't help it, I jizzed. She got up to leave but I convinced her to stay. Again she grabs my hand and puts it on her. Goddammit are you kidding me? I came again. Now I get to school the next day to find out that not only did I just blow my only chance with the sexiest foreign exchange student ever, but I also accidentally sent that webcam link; TO THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL!

TLDR - Sent a webcam link of me jizzing in my pants twice in a minute; thus dissatisfying the hottest foreign exchange student ever, to my whole school!

>be me
>15
>In German class
>Have hot teacher
>A running joke is started where everyone uses bits of German to make immature comments about our teacher (e.g. Ich Liebe Madame McGregors arsch)
>Next person to do it is our schools resident autismo Nathan
>It's evident he doesn't want to, nor knows how to go about it
>He ends up panicking and blurts out
>I WANNA FUCK HER IN THE ASS
>Teachers in the room
>He gets sent to Headteachers office and parents are called
>Never hear him speak again

Warrrrrm apple pie.

>Be me at 13.
>Typical horny nerd boy.
>My math teacher was this cute 21yr old with a habit of not wearing a bra.
>I love maths.
>Crushed on her too.
>I always sat on the front row.
>In class, I forgot myself and jerked off... filling my hand while looking at her.
>Suddenly, she looked straight at me and asked me to come up front and complete the equation.
>I did... without looking round at the class... with my unfilled hand, gripping the chalk, which made me glad I am ambidextrous and can write even upside down and backwards with either hand.
>I completed the equation, the proof and was about to put the answer... since I was great at math... when she stopped me and took the chalk to write it in herself.
>As she stepped up to the board I wiped my hand gently on her skirt as she wrote.
>I turned to face the class and everyone... EVERYONE... was staring at me with wide eyes and in disbelief in absolute silence, shocked and aghast.
>It was at that moment, I realized I WAS THE WEIRD KID... but also the fucking winner.

>Then I calmly returned to my seat, sat down and enjoyed the applause!
>Young Miss Appleton never figured it out.

Life is made of Golden Moments....

Why the fuck were you jerking off in class? Surely someone would have seen.

they probably did see
what the fuck are you going to do about someone jerking it in class?
the only thing that happens in that case is you get silently judged.

this better be bait

nigga

Nick the hick is gonna be the football star senior year and take your girlfriend to prom kid

hot

how stupid/young are you?

>Had a faggot listening to schlager in 11th to 12th grade
>Has a brown undercut but he coloured his tips blonde
>Goddamn autistic (way worse than I am)
>Talks about uninteresting nonsense noone gives a shit bout
>Needsattention.exe
>Gets bullied by everyone (even by my old english teacher once lol)
>Repeated the 12th grade (I'm in the 13th right now)
>11th grade
>I said to someone that I like to play DotA
>He heard it
>Nextday.exe
>I say "DotA", he says shit like "It's like LOL", "It's only a Warcraft III mod"
>His breath smells worse than a cum towel
>He annoys everyone with furter shit in the following 5 minutes with his gay cancer
>fuckingrage
>When you're listening to music via headphones he's talking louder and louder or blasts you with his cum gas
>I had fucking overear headphones and I do listen to SADWRIST usually (very, very hard distorted electrotrash)
>Song plays
>Short break
>"Leed off Leghunz"
>Wanna bully him, but other people were taking my job due to his squeak
>Now, like 3 Weeks ago
>He started smoking like me
>Not like me
>To gay to inhale
>Thinks he can't get lung cancer (cheek/throat cancer for sure)
>Some bitch told him something
>They look at me
>He comes up to me
>Tells someone from the neighbour school likes me.
>mfw the neighbour school's highest grade is 10
>Tells me name
>Go home
>Look it up on fb (also got banned like 2 times because of this picture)
>Gollumwantstoswallowmysemen
>I'm autistic and have a kinda low self esteem and was sorta happy to hear about it, but dat whoar is ugly af
>Next day
>He comes up with gollum
>Pretend to have headache
>Gollum's stalking me with their 14-15yo twat gfs
>I'm 20 next year

thats american pie you autists.

Clearly other anons have seen the video on xhamster.

btw it's midnight in Germany. I was too tired to check the tenses, grammar, correct spelling and shit.

You're the autist for not realizing the image posted is a screencap from the movie.

wtf am i reading

ok here's another about nick

cant remeber why i was pissed off but this was the day nick fucked up

>friday
>it was lunch time
>we ate in the classroom this time cant remember why
>anyways i got pissed off at something dont remember what
>but anyways i get pissed off and i flip my tray
>teachers gives me in school suspension
>i am very pissed off
>nick starts laughing at me by himself
>i get in his face
>he's still laughing
>begin to use this tech-niche my step brother taught me, where i tense up my arm before hitting someone
>god is lending me his power
>i swing
>everyone in that room heard a smack
>i got like 4 days in school suspension
>when i got out
>everyone applaud me for what i did
>mfw i feel like rocky

>be me
>15 y/old
>be in highschool
>lunchbreak
>see weird nerdy kids
>they're playing DnD
>someone decides to throw a ball on the board
>ohshit.JPG
>3 of them get autism rage
>start punching everybody around them
>teachers couldn't control it
>police comes
>never seen them again

youre german

>lame

youre german.

No you're german

Willy. Pennsyltucky born and bred, the sticks basically. He is tall skinny as fuck and has a mexican pseudo-stash on his lip. Greasy as all fuck, keeps talking about fucking younger girls at lunch (we were about 15 at the time, so figure what that means.) Gets us drunk in gym class, kills animals by the railroad tracks, cooks and eats them there. Kicked out of school for having a shotgun in his truck, dumb as fuck anyways so instead of working minimum wage he goes feral, living off the land and houses under construction in the winter. Last I heard, in jail for dealing heroin.

wut the fuk

Afew years back there was an autistic tard I knew from college. Lets call this tard Jack.

>Be me walking into class
>Everyone is signing into the register book
>Sign in and try to walk to my desk
>Hear a new voice stuttering
>Turn around to see the Chad of our class looking at an overweight autistic kid
>The kids name is Jack
>Ignore because its usual to see Chad intimidating quiet autists
>Hear Jack mutter something under his voice
>Chad replies with typical "you faggot who do you think you are" lines and makes a big scene about it
>"I already know who im shooting when the day comes"
>...
>...
>Silence.jpeg
>Everyone sits down quietly as Chad walks to his desk laughing


Cont?

german boi there

Yes pls.

you sound like a real piece of shit. also low intelligence (obvious from your writing)

use the bee techniche when the day comes

this

k bro whatever you say

no u

Found Nick.

>anyways i got pissed off at something dont remember what
>but anyways i get pissed off and i flip my tray
>anyways
>anyways
think before you write. also what kind of unstable retard child flips their tray (you don't remember why so couldnt be a great reason)?

I played football in HS. The water boy was the biggest need you could imagine, like revenge of the nerds tier nerd. He was a nice guy though so I had no problem with him.

Anyway I was ayt Christmas and it turned out my grandparents were friends with his. They mentioned he wanted to do an extra year of hs for football because he was on the team and felt we had a really good chance of winning county this year. Grandma asks if I know him and I say yes. Then she asks what position he plays and I say "...Uh ummm he's the uh...Waterboy".

Everyone except grandma erupts into laughter and I feel bad for him because he's such a loser and probably was acting like he was a good football player to his family to prop up his self esteem or some shit.

So I say "he's a really good water boy, he looks after us well" people start laughing so hard they're in tears now.

On the way home my mom says she thought it was sweet of me to try and save face for him.

I've never felt more embarrassed for another person in my life.

>Mfw he was legit probably the best damn water boy in the county

What particular issue are you grappling with? Never knew any inbred hillfolk before?

you seem genuinely mad that i had bad writing
but that's just the way i'm interpreting it

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

i dun be down dun from down dun onward

>fat white kid no one likes
>friends call him wide load
>i mishear it as white load, it sticks
>at some summer camp with my 7th grade
>white load is there
>nobody likes him so he bugs me and my group of friends cause we were autists too
>not as much as him tho
>walking to our room one day
>my friends run out of the room at mach 5 speeds
>white load waddles out after them
>apparently white load sat on one of the bunk beds, being ignored
>suddenly pulls down his pants, showing his tiny fat dick
>told my friends "im not wearing any underpants!"
>everyone ran

my stories were true dont know about the others

>me, sitting In math, chilling
>kid named clay is class clown with big dude named skylar
>everyone cool with them
>kid named Alex sits behind clay
>Alex literally smells like hottopic
>Alex thinks he's tough, he's skrawny and maybe 110 soaking wet
>clay is making jokes, not bothering anyone, even teacher is laughing, good time for all
>except Alex
I should explain Alex more. He had faded purple/blue long greasy hair, acne that even Satan would pitty and a jacket he wore everyday, even in our southern summers. It had wierd stains on the back we would joke was blood from all the cats he probably kills anyway
>Alex mumbles what sounds like "your fucking stupid clay"
>clay just seems shocked, he's turned around looking at Alex like he's never fucking seen him before
>what did you say
>I said youre fucking stupid, I'm trying to LEARN
>gayest shit I ever heard
>clay gets up, whole class is silent
>say it again dude
>what are you gonna do, hit me?
>clays fists are fast as a Mexican at the border and I swear he hit Alex 30 times in 30 seconds.
>teacher runs out the room ac reaming for hell because clay has all the tools to kill Alex with
>Alex is in his seat, defenceless, squealing like a pig
>skylar comes over, litteraly has to pick clay up and carry him out
>clay draws all over the smart board with a sharpie (idk where or when he grabbed it) as hes being carried out
>so there's a huge line on the smart board, Alex is crying and yelling
>THATS WHY YOU HIT ME WHEN I'M SITTING DOWN, YOU KNOW ID BEAT YOUR ASS!
>clay is gone,Alex is screaming at no one
>principal comes, leads Alex out and turns to the class,sighs and says
>"that was wild."

Gather fags, for the telling of Dill's tale in the Netherworld of high school
>be me
>9th grade Canadafag
>Native kid, grade 10, goes to my school. He's a downie, SpEd, normally has a wrangler with him at all times
>Let's call this Native kid Dill
>As for me, am in band because I have a social life, but too beta to play school sports
>Still play pickup league hockey, because reasons
>Anyway, point is, band had a concert that I missed because of pickup hockey tournament
>Won gold in tourney, feelsgoodman.png
>I get back day after, ask fellow band nerds how concert was
>Mostly good, but with one major... downside
>Turns out Dill was left in the band practice room with two girls and others during the show
>Error 404, Dill's supervisor not found
>Two girls are wearing sandals
>Downie Dill has a major thing for feet
>As in, he literally starts dry-jerking it at the back of the practice room because of their feet
>Girls see him
>Band nerds in room see him
>Absolutely disgusting
>Get teacher to ask him to leave
>mfw he was suspended for two days for masturbating to girls' feet at school
Have more stories if anyone's interested.

You seem sincerely sorry for him

I Cont anyway


2 Months Later


>Sitting in math class
>Teacher has us put into teams for some faggot math competition game since its the last day of the term
>Jack asks the teacher to put him into a team because the team of sluts he was told to work with refused to sit next to him
>"Go sit with anons team"
>This is going to be interesting
>Chad is on my team
>Chad has an empty chair next to him and its the only chair he can use
>"Can I please sit here Chad? Im begging you"
>Jack is clearly looking for sympathy from Chad because of all the shit Chad put him through
>Chad is Chad
>"Why the fuck are you even here virgin dont look at me"
>Look at Jacks face
>OhShit.mov
>Jack is going to let out all the anger he has ever felt towards Chad
>"YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG COWBOY GOOD SIR"
>TopFuckingKek.mp4
>Whole class is laughing
>.
>What is he doing?
>Jack pulls down his trousers and boxers
>WhatTheFuck.bat
>Laughter stops
>Class is just as baffled as me
>Hear what sounds like a frog getting fucked in the ass
>Jack squirts LIQUID SHIT onto Chads face
>"WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT"
>Jack runs as fast as an overweight tard covered in shit can
>mfw Jack

Were you the faggot that super glued his hand to his dick?

calling bullshit

Same school
>be me, end of year, no class work everyone's just hanging out waiting for the bell
>girl runs in, giggling
>she explains her mom is family friends with some dude in our schools family
>that dude was caught fucking the family dog
>they got rid of the dog
>were laughing, making jokes about him
>I don't know the guy personally, I ask what he looks like
>what I actually said was "I bet he's one ugly fuck, can't get a human so he fucks the family dog. I feel bad for the dog, who is he again?"
>while I spewing off about how gross the guy is, everyone else had turned silent and not facing me
>wtf
>girl nods towards door
>that's him
>turn around, all my spaghetti is in my shoes
>spaghetti is returned when I see how godawful ugly the guy is
>he looks sad
>asks to talk to the girl
>they leave, she comes back
>dog fucker begged her to tell us she was lieing while he cried about it
>we laugh harder

more please negro

I wish.
Then again, I wasn't there to see it, so maybe I should be happy that things played out the way they did instead of otherwise.

underrated/10

Perhaps if you elucidate your query in a more... perspicacitive manner I may be able to afford you slightly more illuminating insight.

spock is that you

I am. He was a turbo need but like the nicest guy ever. I wasn't even friends with him but he invited me to his wedding years later and the thought of this poor bastard being mocked makes me feel bad man.

girl at school wrote a death note and got reported to the principal for conspiracy to murder

Also from my year in alternative school
>school is small, middle and high school kids together
>middle school kids eat lunch with us, but on the other side of the lunchroom
>one day, fat little kid stands up suddenly and makes a "AAARGHH" sound
>he's argueing with another little kid
>little kid calls him a faggot
>fat kid turns beet red, stomps his feet and appears to hold his breath
>he's turning red, only one teacher in lunchroom and he doesn't give a fuck if the little brats fight
>instead of fighting, fatty has other plans
>fat let's go of his held breath by yelling "TRY THIS"
>then he shit his pants
>allot
>you can visably see his pants swell up in the back
>everyone freaks, little girls are screaming
>school cops called
>fat kid is now just standing there,briches full of shit,apprantly embarrassed now
>cops make kid walk to bathroom, he never came back.

>Be me
>Finishing my Senior Exploration Program project
>Principal comes
>Sees pretty flowers I planted in front of school
>Asks what kind of flowers
>"Columbines"
>"What?"
>Whip out my Tec-9 and open fire
>mfw

As you wish:
>be me next year
>10th grade Canadafag
>Dill is back, not necessarily in black
>He ends up in gym, because it's the only class tardies can pass without being pushed through
>I took Comp Sci instead, because like I said, beta
>Funny how I was never around to see these...
>One day in gym, kids were running laps during of class
>Runs near the end of the year last 20-25 minutes
>So more girls finish their running, stop to change out of shoes at end of class
>Dill didn't have to run, because Dill has an extra chromosome to carry
>He sees them changing out of running sneakers, they're still wearing socks (I think, my memory's fuzzy about some details)
>This time, he's really hyped up though
>When in doubt, whip it out
>Man's gotta do what's a man's gotta do
>Girls scream, TA gets him to stop
>I think he a week for this one
>Girls traumatized for life
I feel like he was getting off easy one part for the handicap, but another part because he was Native. Have another one or two for interested

double kek

kek

>be me 31
>beat up on the regular in school by jocks
>after school plan secret revenge on world
>spend years fapping to tranny porn
>I hate fags
>blame my problems and antisocial behavior on women
>sometimes fantasies about mother

...

>"Baron" a super intelligent math whiz in school.
>Was raised in a poor family, father was an alcohol.
>Worked at a local hardware store in high school.
>He was painfully awkward and a total nerd.
>Got his degree in mathematics and science.
>Got hired as a professor in a small college.
>Saved up some money and started a porn store.
>The store became a chain.
>Sold out and retired before 50 years old.

>mother
you scare me

Damn, that's funny and sad at the same time.

top kek

Are you me? Yeah you need a hug bro. It's sad that it would fix all your problems but no one is ever gonna do that.

are you trying to find it in the news? it wasn't taken to the police, the charges were dropped.

Dude, there was a whole group of mall goth girls doing that at my school. One of them had a mustache. I remember being ashamed that a girl could grow a mustache and not me.

youtube.com/watch?v=1Z1WR-bQ8ag

I'm proud of that weirdo.

>4th grade
>3' 6" Asian kid that has tourettes
>uses his condition to get attention
sometimes humps the gym floor in some tourettes addled rampage sometimes
Random shit
>be me, taking a piss in loo
>micro asian tourretes robot walks in
>unzips pants behind me
>icantmovefromtheloo.jpeg
>pisses in the sink and proceeds to piss all over the floor, then squirts remaining piss all over my back
>zip up my oshkosh b gosh pantaloons
>proceed to btfo of tourrete gundam wing gangnam style
>sent to the orfice and punished via fly swatter ass spanking from principal

Tfw when it happens to newfags in this day and age

>fly swatter ass spanking from principal

wait wat

Were you born in the '70s?

He went to a Catholic school in the 70s.

i was the weird kid at school

>be in middle school
>there's this one weird tard kid
>kid used to HATE the number 22.
>nobody knows why he just abhorred it.
>at the time, i didn't know about the legendary "22 kid"
>friend tells me to walk up to him and say the number
>ask him why
>he says "just do it."
>okay.jpg
>walk up to him
>glares at me with tard eyes
>"22," i say
>he starts screeching the mighty autist screech
> he grabs me by shirt collar with mighty tard strength
>spins me around and starts to choke me out
>can barely breathe, so i punch him in the stomach to get this monkey off me
>this tard's wrangler sees me at a distance
>waddles over to me and says, "wut didjoo doo 2 hem?!"
>i say, "nothing"
>reports me to principal
>get in school suspension.

he still hates that number 6 years later.

Me too but there's always weirder. Like that one guy who fucked his younger sister. I would greentext it but there isn't much to say. The guy just fucked his sister.