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Cute boys edition

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cara.

good thread

i drank some tea last week

good thread but what's wrong with the aussie one, it's ok. x

I want a cute english boy with a yorkshire accent to babble incoherently with.
Or one with a central London accent.

Business idea: Buy cheap cars, put them through the Tesco car wash then sell them for £50 more

>aussie
You see whats wrong now right?

you gays haven't gotten to me yet

*gays you*

Good thread

WTf I love Russia now

Need some immigrants in this thread desu

I would become one if you'd let me in

We will let you into Gibraltar

Not good enough
I want to be a real briton

IT AINT ME

Shan't :^)

ree

i have the latter but are you qt :^)

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France BTFO

Heterosecuality is a jewish invention. Open your third eye.

thought the eye gimmick was done with

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No, I am a big strong man from the South, with powerful hands to rub all over your body.

>trafalgar? no probs lol

What books you lot reading then?

imogen *poots*

why don't anorexics just eat more

just had a poo

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the republic by plato. it's shit, not a single gunfight so far.

>replying to an hour old post

fucking kill yourself

President Toilet Bog Fart

the ol' tim tam

no not really

>A young man has broken through the barriers and runs up to the tribunal. His skin is dark brown. Nigeria is his home. He is overjoyed to shake the hand of the leader of the state and party that has fought for the freedom of oppressed peoples ever since it existed.
ah yes

Some lad asked for some Marion

Tims a massive cunt

Take the vinaypill

pizza's arrived lads

>replying to a 30 second old post

fucking kill yourself

twas me

merci beacoup

your pizza's what?

it's arrived lad

dunno

it's arrived

your pizza owns arrived? what?

Snowing in my town lads.

an ol 'cide

not funny

"it's" does not denote ownership you mong

filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 26 February 2017

yes it does

Rasheed

no

mate for real

no, "its" is posessive and "it's" is "it is"

wrong

Blimey lads, really started to rain hard.
Did me a big frighten 2bh.

back to school la

leftism destroys everything it touches

Just nearly had some lass kick off at me in asda.
I walked past her and she turned to her boyfriend who was playing on his phone and said "if you had a beard like that we wouldn't be together".
I guess she didn't mean for me to hear it but I definitely did mean for her to hear me say "nah he'd have done better".
Got to the next aisle and could hear her going off on one

Your a fucking retard mate.

another 4 hours in the call centre

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this thread is still on page 9 for some reason even though it's active

beard wanker loves his beard

ah yes, this happened
you definitely didn't just think of it on your own in the car later

Good frame

why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

No ambition

what's all this yellowstone business? is it about to blow or is it just the meme of the day?

I don't, I own a call centre which employs runts for min wage so I can stay at home.

try doing 7 and a half hour shifts

that sounds easy

flexible shifts
pays better than other runtwork
doesn't require experience

try doing 7 and a half hour shits

youtube.com/watch?v=eUkX75IEkHE

NEED to become a small cute trap before the chance passes me by

only ultra-runts become addicted to ciggies and caffeine

Would you rather I get addicted to heroin and anime?

the modern era is so boring
wish religion had crushed science

Bigot.

I'm not an addict, I can quit any time I want

well heroin is a bit more hardcore and much harder to quit when addicted. anime is for runts regardless.

>only ultra-runts become addicted to ciggies and caffeine

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So, why do you all use Sup Forums like a second /r9k/?

because you mum is a slag and your dad sells avon

hello? why is this thread autosaging at 90 posts?

someone fuck my arse quickly!!

>The people of Dentalign and DPD will pay for the wrongs they've done to me with their lifeblood

because it's a weeb bender thread

shit just realised

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW BEFORE WE DIE

worked really hard on my appearance over the last couple of years and im also heading towards a pretty good and rewarding career. but im a bit introverted, shy and i dont talk a lot (because i dont feel the need to natter away nonstop) and girls really dont like that - even if you're tall and moderately attractive.

reckon i'll be alone forever lads.

non saging