*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
...
*walk around him*
*look back*
He hasn't moved
be careful kid, or I'll be forced to do something you'll regret
*begins to power up*
*smirks*
I'm not going to tell you to do anything, but what you're doing isn't very wise, heh.
*lowers hat over eyes*
Was he autistic?
Giving me parenting advice huh?
*Does frontlip over you while the sun's rays reflect off of my katana*
How cute... it's a shame my parents ARE DEAD!!!
*Swings katana in a vertical swing right down to your temple
Fookin legend.
*triple backsteps*
Is it kinographé?
*challenges you to meme off*
*tips hat off his head*
*punch him in the gut*
*he doubles over*
*pull trench coat over his head*
*kick him over on his ass*
You believe this fucking nerd!?!
*teleports out of the way in the last second*
heh, you have some skill, kid
but i'm afraid it won't be enough to save you
*starts channeling power*
now, let's see how you deal with this
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personal, kid..
*slices upward as camera cuts to birds taking off from a nearby try*
is this kino or cinema?
those legs have me beat. i concede
*checks Iphone
*I don't have time for this
*your wife and daughter said I am late to the threesome
*Instantly teleports into your bed
*Hides your thread*
*teleport behind him*
Nothing personal
*slice of his head with my hidden tachi*
*flick his blood off on the grass and sheath my blade*
You've made your biggest mistake
>i used to be on the same forum as this guy
>he was a popular longtimer (might even still be there)
>he posted cringetastic fedora-katana pics of him before it was even a meme
>i was in the thread he posted this pic in and people thought it was super badass
Huh... almost thought you weren't gonna play
*Pulls jacket and throws it in the air, revealing a Megadeath T-shirt*
I guess you just won't be making it out of this in one piece!
*Punches you really hard in the stomach, creating a hole*
Heh, no need to thank me, pal.
>i was in the thread he posted this pic in and people thought it was super badass
please be true
Can you link to that thread?
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
do you think it you have what it takes to face me in a one on one katana battle..pshh.. your gonna regret this
*slices you in half*
*sheathes katana*
heh, amateurs..
*leaves thread*
>not including "nothing personal kid"
gtfo redddit
Pls post
And these are 20-somethings doing shit like this. What the fuck happened to the human race?
NANI?
Hey, what's up?
*side steps and teleports passed his opponent*
*his opponent reaches at his stomach as his body is now cut in half*
*it's nothing personal kid he mumbles while not even looking at him*
jesus does everyone have teleporting abilities?
*gives you a hundred yard stare*
*pushes fedora above my eyes a bit*
*unsheathes katana and runs at you like a bolt of lightning*
*lift my katana above my head, ready to strike a fatal blow*
*just as am within striking distance, I suddenly disappear in a blur*
*just as you realize I have teleported behind you, your head slides off your neck*
*teleports behind you*
>2016
>not having teleporting powers
>ishygddt
*teleports away*
tvtropes.org
tvtropes.org
Here's his profile. The thread he posted it in is still up, has 2390 pages now. If you really want to find it be my guest.
>white people
scary looking dude desu
I'm in for a long night.
approximate date?
I'm guessing around 2009-2010.
starts here tvtropes.org
pics are all gone though
I respect him for learning how to actually use it properly instead of just using it to doing anime poses.