Secrets/Confessions Thread

Secrets/Confessions Thread

We all have secrets, user...

Jerked off in front of people I hypnotized a few times.

I want Israel to nuke USA

i used to jerk off to my sister before she hit puberty and got fat

I'm not a human

Sometimes I make up stories and post them in these kinds of threads.

Fucked my best friend's girlfriend

I tried to get some guy mad at me just so his sister would fuck me

I think my ex boyfriend is a ginger.

I think my ex girlfriend is a Swedish communist.

touched another girls nip and had my hand in her pants. girlfriend loves me to death :(

Fuck you.

I go out alone to the town center at night and offer alcoholic drinks I've mixed with various bleaches/rat poison to the homeless

I found a way to jerk off in front of people. I cut a hand sized hole in my pocket and rub my dick without anyone noticing.

I once tried to put a tampon in my ass just to see how it felt. I had to stop because I thought it felt too good and that it would be weird if I liked it.

Cross your heart

I accidently had sex with a girl I later found out was my sister.

Greentext plox.

I confessed my feelings to my sister. She turned me down and she wants to pretend it never happened

ive made out with both of my sisters before

Whenever I go to sleep in the same house as an attractive woman I (try to) molest them

The last 3 nights I've fingered my cousin while she slept on my grandma's couch, I'm pretty sad that she went home tonight.

>2017
>not having an oversexualized relationship with your sibling
>not flotting
Wao

I want to date and have sex with a close friend of mine.

I record my phone sex conversations and masturbate while playing them back and watching videos of myself masturbating

What would you do if I got there first

Trust me, she knows.

We all know. You're incredibly obvious.

A LOT of sister fuckers here tonight. How can dog-fuckers even compete?

You wouldn't
She doesn't, I'm incredibly good at hiding my emotions.

Videos I've made of me doing anything sexual except blowjobs have always sickened me

Congratulations, every male ever.

I like the movie holes.

I sucked off my husband's best friend on a dare at a party. His wife is a bitch so i put in 110% effort. I made sure he knew i was better than her. I'll probably do it again now that we've crossed that line.

I never used to, that's the weird thing. I've known her for years, but it's only been in the last year.

The current main timezone is moving towards Nebraska

Yeah, fag, but what if I did? What would you do? What would it feel like?

Let me tell you about life son

If you're a straight male that spends a lot of time with an attractive female, everyone you know who isn't a dumbass knows you want to fuck her.

Including her boyfriend. Especially her boyfriend.

I rock myself to sleep every night.

>Yeah, fag, but what if I did? What would you do? What would it feel like?
Depends, if she was fine with it i'd be fine with it and move on. You forced yourself, I'd at least cripple you.
Doesn't have a boyfriend.

if you've known her that long i wouldnt say anything in fear of jeopardizing your long friendship

but if you dont say anything you could be missing a huge opportunity in your life

Im super attracted to my dad's old af friends. There's something attractive about an older man who has been there and done that and old enough to be retired..

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I found an entire set of a friend of mines from HS. Was pleasantly surprised, and fapped alot
>Have if interested

Nah green text would imply I'm bullshitting whereas I'm not. I simply never knew that my dad had kids after he and my mom split (before my birth). I met her at a bar and thought she was hot. I took her back to my place and we had sex. I found out the next day when I talked to her.

I let a complete stranger fuck my ass. Gf doesn't know

no

>Doesn't have a boyfriend

Is she religious or a slut?

Either way, you should give up. Oneitus can be terminal

Gay or femanon?

Also, please elaborate what you like about older men. I ask because science! ;)

The only thing stopping me from marrying my 3 year gf (we both late 20s its coo) is how much I want to bang whoever in the fuck i want

>Is she religious or a slut?
Neither, though she has familiar history with religion. It's not Oneitis, though, I'm not one of those

>green text would imply I'm bullshitting

What kind of retard newfag logic is this?

People greentext because it's easy to read, asswipe

When I was 17 I spoon fed my cum as "cough medicine" to my 9 yo sister.

It can be subtle and they're always being a little nice, but if she's cute even if you're careful it's always obvious you're into them. I experienced this for years and we're still friends (much older and in separate relationships) because I wasn't dumb enough to spill the beans

why? i cant see getting turned on bc of that imo

So what exactly is your problem?

>I have fucked my friend's mother and 2 sisters in the one year that I have known him
>my girlfriend actually became friends with one of his sisters
>to the point where she got in a fight with her mom got thrown out of her house and came to live with us
>we fuck at least twice every week when my girlfriend is in classes or work.

I take pleasure from my friend's suffering.

Fucked only one bitch in the ass my entire life.

She also licked my asshole and I loved it so much I would ask her to lick it after every shower I took


Sometimes I jerk off to the idea of her and my current fiance split roasting me with strap ons while I'm hog tied ball gagged helpless ...


That's me mane

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Sage. No image added either

Ive been shagging my stepsister for more than a year now

Sister fucking midwesterners
God damn it

Although my confession is that when I was younger I got a caffeine buzz on and slipped my finger into my little sisters panties and felt her fat little pussy lip then masturbated furiously all night with my finger in my mouth

Never quite forgave myself

3edgy5me

I pissed in some fat fuck's shampoo.

Femanon.
I have always liked older guys but only been in relationships with guys younger than me. I just like the security and comfort I feel around my dad's friends. They are so funny and don't care about anything and they make stupid jokes like Norm Macdonald all the time and they are all just incredibly intelligent.

idk i can see some of these stories being realistic, i cant see turning all of them down immediately

Like I said, I usually don't feel this way and it's fucking weird.

I pulled my dick out of my gym shorts at the casino while playing the slots shot a load then pissed a puddle on the carpet. Pic related

I was bored, horny and pissed off that my mother went out and I had to watch her, I jerked off because I was bored, and fed it to her because I hated mum. It didn't turn me on either.

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I like to share pics of my girl so anons fap to her

A year and a half ago I got together with my best female friend of 20 years. Best sex of my life and still awesome as fuck every time. Plus I know her so well I know she isn't going to fuck around.

>insecure Sup Forums whore
>daddy issues

Coulda told that from a picture sweetheart

Gross

>husbands best friend on a dare


Either you're a retarded bitch

OR this isn't true.


My fiance cheats on me , she knows her and the person she cheated on me with are fucking dead and buried lol

being this new

oh ok thats actually pretty funny then lol

Go on...

i myself have liked older women because they are so much more intelligent. I Even married one. Sadly we parted ways after 5 years of marriage.

ur 100% everything here is complete bullshit?

>divorced


You're done m8

Time to kys


My uncle has been divorced a total of 3 times and he is barely 60 , he has a gf now

That's your future , a gf , nothing else.

I once replied to a boast or my brother would lie to a sheep

Caught my father and wife screwing on hidden cam. Later, caught oldest daughter sucking him off.
Have to admit it was hot.

After 15 years, I finally got my wife to let me fuck her in the ass. Now she loves it, but now she has done that, I feel like there is nothing exciting to work for so I keep thinking about leaving her for the girl who serves up the chips at my favorite burrito spot

I have a GF but am still inlove with my Ex from over 8 months ago.

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it's the fucking slogan of Sup Forums you catastrophic Columbian cornbread

post em

Try bdsm or a 3some mmf or ffm or maybe even swinging

The next room is called the room of giggles, because of your ways. You like to sit and laugh at people as they suffer, well now you sit and watch me laugh as I stick your mother. It's the fun house bitch everything's funny. You aCT like ripping on your ass ain't funny

1. You're obviously fat
2. You're obviously stupid
>15 years and you're an idiot.

I'm meeting up with my first Sup Forumstard soon to try sucking cock... I used to be a homophobe x.x

I got obsessed with making guys cum when I found out ppl liked my twink body, I started camming and I think I counted about sixty different guys cumming to me bending over for them and stuff before I stopped...

y u do dis to me Sup Forums

none of that interests me...I just need someone new and pure to corrupt

There's really not much more to it for me. Older men aren't interested in 20 somethings other than for sex while i legitimately fall in love. There is just too much gap in intelligence (me being dumb) for them to keep interested

I m 31 faggot. I hsve had many gfs. I have been married. Have a gf even now. Your "uncle" married 3 times. Before the age of 60. He has a gf.

Why r u still a virgin faggot?

How about making your wife your obedient slut and have a gangbang where she is completely used and abused

After 15 years you fucked your wife in the ass ?


I was dating a chick for like 3 months and she offered her asshole to me literally had to ask me out loud to fuck her asshole.


Hahaha everyone laugh at this user

He has zero game and his wife probably already is getting dick on the side while he is barely think about it hahahahaha

I'm having sex with Anons girlfriend/wife. He knows but he's too pussy to do anything but deny it is happening.

Pics or didn't happen

i am not a cuck

Lol

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I'm 27 years old and getting married in Feb pal. But I made sure she loved me before I made a commitment cause she legit was under the impression I was broke and semi homeless when I met her. Lmao

So she's a keeper.

Your gf will leave you

You're balding

And probably as fat and drink like him

noice moar?