slags edition
/brit/
>got tinder date with some average-looking girl this week, she's nothing special personality-wise either
>but she seems up for a fuck if the date goes well
>might not go because I'm supposed to be meeting with a district councillor to discuss things
>friend thinks I'm low test for picking politics over pussy
Who is in the right ?
your friend
mara
The time of the breeders is over...
tell your friend to fuck off and just do whichever you want to do
Hey Britain!
*music starts playing*
You got me wrapped, around your finger
Can't do muscular gays, need a soft feminine qt
Fuck sake forgot to add my image
Just imagine that I did
can i just move to one of the many random fuckoff uninhabited islands that are australian territory if i buy the land?
Rate the OC lads
where the fuck is everyone
looks a bit too much like one punch man/10
possibly, but WHY
Yes, there's some self-proclaimed "Gay Kingdom" on some island in the coral sea that we own
At work/asleep NEETS
i never want to speak to anyone again
i'm here
Oh please. Don't...
eating peters light and creamy chocolate ice cream with milo and magic shell topping added
absolutely decadent
Fuck off anime nonce
Thanks x
I think he's probably just throwing a paddy because he's still a virgin ahahah
ew, please don't reply to me again
one punch man and cowboy bebop are literally the only animes ive ever watched
Need my glans kissed and licked
>he didn't watch yu gi oh after getting home from school
*laughs derisively*
fat cunt
Had profiteroles for breakfast
how do you expect to have access to anything
as i recall it was only on in the morning
i think it was on cheez tv?
collected the cards too but never bothered learning how to play the game
suppose to record it you dumb cunt
...
>not evangelion
cheez tv animes don't count
Someone please post this to brit/pol/
Some faggot got my mobile isp blocked
>Tfw been sitting in a reserved seat for 3 hours while I've been farting and needing a shit
>move when it gets to the stop
Hahah enjoy your seat ya rich twat
Reserved seating? Get a car if you want a reserved seat
First come first serve
Unironically just saw tim in central oxford.
Wanted to greet him but felt it was not a good idea
Link
on what? vhs tapes? fuck that
Fuck off
Post for me please
...
how fucking old are you mate, DVR
Reported to mummy May.
Just post it
It's unfair I can't post on pol and all the other shit boards are unbanned
>having a DVR back in 2003 or whenever it was
fuck off billionaire
>yu gi oh
More like You Gay, Ohhhhhhh
runt life
quite want to do muay thai but i dont want brain damage
>his parents couldn't afford a basic DVR
didn't know I was posting with pleb scum
solution: do muay thai and don't be shit at it
POST IT FFS
I WANT TO CONPLAIN ABOUT TRAINS
ah yes i will just instantly be good and dodge every shot like an anime
thanks for the advice
got a cheeky physiotherapy session in an hour x
you wear head protection, retard
hello where are the slags
>parents (plural)
fuck off non-single mother raised scum
Had the same thing with boxing
Still want to do it but don't want to break my nose or get winded
Here
Post my message to pol
does being raised by a single parent make you a runt or is having runt genetics a predisposition to being raised in a broken, loveless home?
...
youtube.com
Instant KB at the door if you can listen to this without your head moving
>ywn shag your gay brazilian mates
The party — It is a hand with a million fingers forming one great fist.
The party — It is millions of shoulders close together joining their strength.
The party — Helps buildings rise to the heavens.
The party — Is the backbone of the working class.
The party — Is the immorality of our mission.
The party — Is the only assurance.
The mind of the class, the meaning of the class, the strength of the class, the glory of the class — That is the party.
i don't even have one mate let alone brazilian
what the fuck did you do to that webm
same.
boring
youtube.com
is this gay?
I see what you did there but I'm still Cara
Warning: A BOMB will go off when someone gets duplicate digits
HOWEVER: whomever gets the doubles saves everyone with that flag
All other flags DIE in a FIERY EXPLOSION
dont care
ah thanks mate
Australia get off your computer... RIGHT NOW!!!
I will be in Brighton this weekend
if anyone of you live there then please do not bum me
youtube.com
R stand for royalty
U stand for Unity
N ain't gone never bitch
T stands for truancy
S stands for sex
tick tock you're dead mate
want a tattoo but dont know what to get
FUCK jfs
hepatitis
maybe i want this
get a tattoo of an arse with a tattoo of an arse on it and get it done on your arse
haven't you used whom in the subject there?
i live here
why you coming to brighton lad? I can recommend some decent pubs if you want x
Whoops haha sorry mates x
doing a save of you and me
weekend away with the misses and I've never been before
will be staying near the train station, where's good?
kaboom
"INSERT BRAZILIAN COCK HERE" with an arrow pointing towards your mouth
Yes, whomever gets the doubles
gz
Children of single parents often have poor nutrition growing up. They either have shit microwave meals, frozen chips and asdas own chicken kievs, or have mcdiabetes everyday.
Either because single parents are too busy working all day to cook properly for them or because of the financial difficulties being a single parent gives.
Chad got all his muscles because he ate 3 nutritious and healthy meals a day. The chavs on the corner are either fat or look like a scrawny skeletor because mummy was too busy working and going out drinking after work to feed them properly.
*eats a slice of bread*
*dies in a fiery explosion*
Hobgoblin is good, Stick Mike's is nice too. If you want to go clubbing I recommend The Haunt if you like /brit/ core
I'll be your mate if I can paint you brown with some ronseal and make you call me papi while I fuck you
idgi
Lads is it hard driving through London?
I've only been driving 2 months and have to go through the centre tomorrow. I'm fine on motorways and going at speed but all the one-way roads, roundabouts, bus lanes etc. have got me worried.
Any tips?
*Sticky Mike's
/brit/ is awake.
Why is Glasgow such a fucking shit hole. I hate this place so much