Ok Sup Forums show of hands. I for one can agree

Ok Sup Forums show of hands. I for one can agree.

Too broke to be either fat or drunk.

one hand here

Wow that sucks. Sorry man. I live in my mom and step dad's garage. But it's not bad I have it set up like a room.

Exact opposite.. I still drink, but I'm in shape, starting a new career, and talking to a very attractive Korean girl
>life's good for now

I'm not fat, not broke and not single.

I'll be fat and broke but I can't get drunk because I'll be at work

Wow lucky man congrats. Do you have a pic of the lucky lady?

hoping none of the above as an idiot smashes my guts and drags my body parts through another's house.

Not fat, but yeah

Wow that's wild bro. I'm spending new year's here in the garage drinking beer. I keep a mini fridge here.

Lots but I'm not a cuck, sorry
Maybe some day when I don't give a shit about her I'll share

im not even upset about it, got high hopes for next year mane

Awesome hope that day never comes. Hope she's the one for you.

need to lose about 50 lbs. and i'll be at my preferred weight, lonely (no gf) and broke as fuck. cheers to everybody and good luck with those lottery tickets!

You're a pretty chill dude
Good luck to you man, stay positive

Unless you fight back it won't get better for you.

I just, Im just rdy for 2017 okay

Did anyone mention the weak died on the voyage over, the strong were bread with the fat women to ensure she could feed the baby. Rinse and repeat for 200 years Bamf NFL

Hey, I'm not broke.

Not fat or broke and I quit drinking. Got a beautiful woman and I hope she might be the one. Hope things get better user

Hey I'm not fat