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I'm going to slit my wrists once I finish drinking.
I've done my research and plan on vertically slicing open both radial arteries.
What are the chances of this failing?
Anyone know someone that has successfully an hero'd like this?
pic sorta related, one of my favorite albums
stop shit posting. sage
nigga wtf you mean chances of it failing if it fails then just keep cutting retard it's not like you have an infinite supply of blood to fail on
obligatory self bump
Statistically it's one of the least likely to succeed.
I assume this is mostly due to intentionally foiling yourself, but I wanted to see if anyone has any experience with this shit.
Post your porn stash first so you'll live on forever in our strokes
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You should use a shotgun, slitting wrists hardly ever works. Survival instinct is a lot stronger than whatever faggot problems your conscious mind concerns itself with.
WHATS THE POINT IN POURING IT ALL OUT
WHEN YOU GUYS JUST WEAR IT ON YOUR COAT
you will fail at this, just like you fail at everything else
I've missed you Sup Forums.
That's what I'm worried about.
I bought some sleeping pills and plan on popping some maybe 40 mins prior.
That should help, no?
Fingers crossed.
You will still fail
dude tell a girl in your contacts you've always loved them then die its not like it matters anyway
Yeah do this post results
Funnily enough, only girl I've ever loved is leaving me.
Hence the aforementioned killing myself.
If you eat a bunch of pills at once you'll vomit them. Anal insert might work.
But yeah, if you're drunk and ODing and actually manage to slit your wrists without bitching out (unlikely) you should eventually die. Don't forget the bath of warm water.
You still have a better chance throwing yourself into a train, off of a building, or in front of a bullet.
Call the white house and threaten to kill Obama
At least you'll have made a new one before you died
If I could get a gun, I'd go out that way.
Jumping is pretty unlikely to succeed, and that's something that isn't really in the control of the jumper. Seems too chancey for me.
I've got 100 Tylenol PM's, don't think that alone is enough to kill me.
I was thinking about downing 10-20 and then waiting maybe 20-30 mins. before actually getting into the bath (or until I feel the first sign of tiredness).
Thoughts?
you are too much of a pussy to actually do anything and the sleeping pills you got are probably just OTC antihistamines which won't do shit
Swallow enough beforehand and they should make me pass out, thus eliminating self preservation from kicking in.
You retard
If you actually want to die you'd use an exit bag.
Like I said, don't eat them. Put them in your ass or snort them. Pills these days are created to react negatively in large doses, and you'll become really sick.
Otherwise, sounds good. Still a really shitty plan, but you've optimized the shit about as much as possible. Good luck
Getting pure helium/nitrogen/whatever is more difficult than you'd think.
I bought a tank of nitrogen a few weeks ago but couldn't find anyone around me that sells tubing for it.
Call the whitehouse
Shoving 100 pills up my ass does not sound practical.
OMG just admit that you're not gonna kill yourself, fucking lame ass excuses all over this bitch. You're just a loser go fuck yourself.
Grind them up, mix with water, give yourself an enema.
100 Tylenol PMs should be enough to fuck your liver through anal insert, so it'll be a good backup plan for if you don't bleed out.
Sbs?
Just jump off a building user, guaranteed to work every time. It'll be fun too.
I mean, if the building is high enough.
Make sure you do a flip.
Sup Forumstant here. That's a great album... why you want to an hero if you have good taste?
Literally cannot find tubing for a nitrogen tank.
What would you suggest I do?
Banking on bleeding out. I'm trying to foresee ways that that could fail.
Fuck is sbs?
Thanks.
Results are good, but you're going to want to numb your arms first. Stick 'em on the freezer, get high AF, sit on your arms or something. I bitched out a couple years ago because it hurt like a mother fucker and I'm a roodypoo
nah if your gonna do it and you want resalts use a 12 gauge single barrel shotgun with 00 buckshot
No, you're a candy ass
If you're going to parrot old memes get them right you double nigger
>Literally cannot find tubing for a nitrogen tank.
>What would you suggest I do?
Go fuck yourself and your lame bullshit excuses and admit that you're too big a pussy to actually kys
SBS is a short barreld shotgun. but just use a full legth one or it will be harder to get and lack power
Girl I that I love is leaving me and I am tired of searching for connection.
Why the fuck are you on Sup Forums?
I've got straight razors and am also very skinny. The arteries are visible. I figure the pain won't be too much.
Can't get a gun.
You should at least snort them. If you eat 20 Tylenol you will definitely vomit your guts out, and probably spew liquid shit out of your ass for an hour or so.
Speaking from experience here.
where do you live?
Becuse if you travel to florda or alska you can get a long gun with no waitng period or papers
How is that excuse bullshit?
What if I eat just 10?
I figure I'll just pass out and once the damage is done it's a waiting game.
Seattle
because my life is a literal hellhole
but your reason is not something to kill yourself over
there are plenty of states incudeing florda where you can get a long gun for cheap no waiting period or papers
Just jump, quick and painless, quick tip though. Before you do it do something really ballsy like fuckin kill someone you hate and then do it.
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>How is that excuse bullshit?
Because Amazon.com and a million other online sites exist that will sell you anything you could ever want, so if you 'literally cant get' fucking plastic tubing then you're probably legally retarded. McGyver could show you how to use duct tape and garden hose for fucks sake. How the hell are you this useless? No wonder your girl dumped you, can't even find some plastic tubing. fuck.
P.S. if your gonna kill yopurself do something good for the sake of humanity like killing soros
this to be honest
heres a qwick chaet sheet website if for probibleity
this along with personal experiance is why i recomend shotgun
Being alone again after 6 years of this shit takes its toll.
If it's not this girl, it'll be the next.
"McGyver"-ing some shit could lead to leaking air which would lead to me not dead.
By all means, post a link to the amazon page that sells tubing for the tank of nitrogen I bought.
Not because I couldn't find it, but because it doesn't exist.
Amerifag here, I'd rather just leave.
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>"McGyver"-ing some shit could lead to leaking air which would lead to me not dead.
>By all means, post a link to the amazon page that sells tubing for the tank of nitrogen I bought.
>Not because I couldn't find it, but because it doesn't exist.
loooooool
Legally retarded
Sick link, faggot.
I don't even know which tank you purchased you faggot loser. Why would a company sell gas tanks with literally no attachments possible?
Like I said, you are legally retarded.
amazon.com
Theres hoses under 'Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought'
You're not gonna do it doe
Asked them for tubing, they gave me a number that led to voicemail after repeated calls.
>I don't even know which tank you purchased
So there are different tanks? Which means different tubing?
Yet this is simple?
Fuck off.
Well, I stand corrected.
That being said, I'm not 100% sure that that tubing would work with the tank that I bought.
I also didn't buy the tubing to find out.
Tfti
>So there are different tanks? Which means different tubing?
>Yet this is simple?
>Fuck off.
Yea different size bottles use different size tubing... You still can't tell that your IQ is sub-85? If this stuff is rocket science to you then I can't help you faggot
Listen, I want to die every time I have to listen to the insufferable twat that is Panda Bear, but that doesn't mean I actually do it. Get yourself some Galaxie 500 or Velvet Underground or something. Also, don't an hero. It's fucking lame.
OMG just buy another bottle with tubing that fits it and throw away the one you already bought, who gives a fuck?
This is exactly what I'm talking about. This shit is super simple stuff but to you it's 'literally impossible'
This is why nobody likes you and why you could never amount to anything.
Did you not read the part where I called the tank's tubing supplier and got voicemail?
Nah
Again, I called the tubing supplier repeatedly and got voicemail.
I have the amazon page that linked, but as for the here and now I'm just gonna slit my radial arteries.
> I'm just gonna slit my radial arteries.
No you wont
