Ausfag military fag here

Ausfag military fag here.
Got a chance to speak to a group of SASR dudes the other day.
They didnt tell me the details but they said a while back they all sat and had a convo about taking control of thr county.

They told me that if they wanted to, a group of about 15 of their best guys could have complete control over Australia within about 8 days.

They said america would be abit harder as they wouldnt be able to move as freely but it could still be done in 2-3 weeks.

How does this make you feel? How do you think they would do it?

They are stupid and were just talking shit.

a little b tard like you is easy to fill with shit, he probably told his mate later that day and they all laughed of you

15 guys?sounds a bit sketchy to me.

i dont think some Ausfags with their .22s could take away my FREEDOM

Im sure they probably do beat their chests and talk themselevs uo as they are the best soldiers the country has to offer.

However what makes you guys doubt them?
If you have heard of some of the things they have done you might be less skeptical.
Dont forget these guys are the best of the best, could most definitely sneak into your house in broad daylight and kill everyone before anyone even realised what was happening.

They're working for the government and have access to networks of people and military secrets, what do you expect?

50% of chance it's pure horse manure
50% of chance they tried to gauge your reaction by substituting the truth with half truths to see if you'd join or anything

They probably have way more than 8 dudes and some worldwide shady connections

The world is crazy small, it's insane

Don't you all regularly succumb to spider bites, shark attacks, and koala std's? And you think you can overthrow you own govt?

>15 guys
>taking over a whole country
>Taking over the US
>2-3 weeks
no

the thugs are known shit stirrers man. dont take anything they have to say as gospel.

What unit are you in? How long you been in?

15 dudes*

they would be dead in 15 mins. SAS guys are fucking stupid

Scandinavian militaryfag here, I doubt Australia has less than 100 spec ops soldiers, so please tell me how 15 would manage to overcome all their colleagues ? They lose so much resources by going against protocal

Nah. Both countries are too big. Merida is especially way too fucking big. 15 dudes might be enough to stage a successful coup, but they wouldn't be able to keep control in the ensuing chaos.

Even if they somehow did, international and UN forces would be carpet bombing them into the dirt within weeks.

Nice full house nigger

They have hundred as far as i know, but only operate in small teams.

Even as a guy in the army its surprising how little we actually know about them.

They mentioned a few key points of the operation would include, shutting down all the major powergrids, disorientating/ all the major military bases/ airports, making hostages out if the major players in government.

I am going to try out to join them one day, no where near fit enough yet.
If i quit during training im never allowed to retry so im gonna wait a year or so before im at peak physical fitness. Even then theres 90% chance ill fail

checked, and this
Also this

I'm a Marine and you are inferior. Check em.

Probably, im just shitty infantry atm.
However SASR is better than gay frogmen

why don't they take out iran or a similar shit tier country if they can take out aus in 8 days?

The entire Australian military couldn't take over the U.S. In 2-3 hundred years. You're insane. This is the same Military force that lost one battle to itself and another to Emus.

Go ahead, if these guy's hidden motives are to legit fight corruption and shady groups of ppl, then i'm all for it

But on the other hand, what led the conversation to them telling you that?

Also, if i was you, i'd either won't mention anything else.. Cause, you know... Threads are monitored huh?

God damn, trips? Last time I posted I got sixts, feelsgoodman

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Yeah australia is a big country how would they pull off a operation that extreme, with only 15 men

It's dub-trips aka a full house you niggerfaggot

Go suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass

Idk man, like i said they didnt tell me the details and they could be shit talkers, but it doesnt seem to implausible...

I mean yeah, australia is huge but fuckin most of it is just shitty desert.
All the major cities and shit are close to the coast.

Kek

who? stay irrelevant newfag

>15 guys taking over a country

somebody has been watching way too many movies

go back to fantasy land

I was there lol

States are sovereign entities. They could hold every single federal personnel in existence and it wouldn't make, say, Texas, surrender. Hitting major bases would only slow down the active army. States would call up the national guard (militia) and you'd be fucked. You would have to hit thousands of power plants. Not to mention a majority of the population is armed and ready.

But it's big as in, 15 men is nothing compared to their special forces

Thats exactly what i was thinking would they only focus on the city part, or other parts, the world may never know...

They dont have any motives, they are australian soldiers, why would they want to take over the country, they just said they all say around some beers one day and talked about it for shits n gigs.

Well let me tell you story of how I took over as truly a in 2 days with 2 men
>be me 19
>decide I want to rule continent
>start of with the shittiest one
>grab a pistol shaped pineapple
>hold leader at gunpoint
>"oi aussie you can't have a shoot you Mc killing machine here"
he signed me into office
>mom said something about emu eggs for dinner
>quit office and cone home
>gg easy I won

Good point

They ARE the special forces

You should Google "operation cottage"
Americans lost 300 men in one battle against nobody

Wow. Interesting. Can you go into more detail about when your mom was making eggs?

Literally the best story ever, thank you kek

I know you fucking idiot, and if 15 out of their total special forces count left, they would be fucking raped in return. They're not allowed to act on their own

>SASR
>48 KIA in 50 years
>been in 1/100th of the engagements SAS have seen
>been in 1/1000th of the engagements of US special forces, seals, etc.

Unless he was talking about being able to suck off an entire country, the dude was yanking your chain or just full of piss.

>300 men in 1943 = All of US Millitary in 2016
wrong

Idk man im not the one making the decisions.
And neither are they, they are a bunch of bad ass motherfuckers, but still at the end of the day just soldiers, taking orders.

Way to miss the point faggot.
That has nothing to do with what I said.

U.S. marine? I've always felt you guys were kinda like the German SS. Or uk paras, or ffl, or calibriani.

A counties second army. The fanatics

>operation cottage
>300 casualties: American and Canadian combined
>killed by mines and friendly fire
>no special forces involved
>World War II battle

I think you stumbled into a different conversation than you thought you were entering.

Doesnt matter how many Ops they've conducted.

Ever hear about Linda Norgrove?
UK aid worker captured by taliban, Navy Seals tasked with rescuing her?

If you are too lazy to google ot ill tell you what happened;

Frogmen chucked a grenade through door and killed her.

You see, when we fought the emus we couldn't win cause no gunz so we resorted to taking the eggs so they can't have more. Any ways she's cooking them for an hour over a fire with shells and all. And if we're lucky we might get some salt

Maybe you should look at the post I replied to you moron.

>Doesnt matter how many Ops they've conducted.
It does when you compare it to their shitty frag rate.
>Frogmen chucked a grenade through door and killed her.
Nigger, that literally has nothing to do with whether SASR could take over a country. Is English your primary language, son?

How could they when they lost to emus?

Maybe you should figure out that 300 American and Canadian soldiers killing each over over an icy rock 72 years ago has zero bearing on US force readiness now. Why don't you talk about the casualty rate at The Alamo while you're at it, shitskin.

>stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Hurr Durr muh squids
>Or, to narrow things down just a bit to do a statistical comparison - the SEALs. There have been about 63 SEALs killed due to combat action since 9/11

The emu war was 84 years ago, dafuq you on about mate

Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol snap leak,cf

You steal not kill. Killing eggs is easy
They are also sold in anal beads

Might be wrong but i remember hearing some shit about a SEAL being killed by an angry woman in a road rage incident.
>murica

You can't seriously be this retarded.
Get angrier though you dumb fuck

Does that include the ones that died from helicopter malfunction?

Muh murican speshal 4ces to good

Didn't specify, but it did state killed in combat so I'd assume otherwise.

He still doesn't understand that's what the post was referring to.

He assumed his freedoms were being insulted so went immediately into autistic rage mode

Typical murican, also op you combat or reserve
Aus Mech Cav here, also thinking about joining sf

You better be fit as fuck, physically and mentally my man

Coming from the idiot who doesn't know he difference between SAS and SASR

Working on physical at the moment, Planning on starting enlist in 2018, plenty of prep time

Tbh most people here probably dont even know what SAS or SASR stand for

Secret Awesome Soldiers obviously

1 American > all aussie fucks

Not really relevant but damn this is some funny shit.

That's true, but if you're gonna call someone an idiot and then make a silly and incorrect retort like he did, then shit needed to be slung back at him

way to be a faggot, faggot

>The Special Air Service Regiment, officially abbreviated SASR though commonly known as the SAS, is a special forces unit of the Australian Army
herple derple derp

119 went missing on that island, just how

Rambo could do it alone!!! even drunk af! and with one hand on a fried beef leg!

This is the tread for recruitment to death for the great leader TRUMP? cool

by the time they traveled to the next point to damage the grid, the first poin would be back online. even with a thousand of them, they wouldnt be able to overthrow, an hold the US. and thats not even considering local cops and random rednecks shooting back

Look kids, he knows how to use google

15 guys in uniform can take control of my arsehole any time

Is that an L115A3?

just proving a point to a retard. mr 'doesnt know the difference between SAS and SASR'

Makes me feel like you're a dumbass and so are the guys that were talking shit. No way in hell they'd be able to take over either country. They might be highly trained and super badass, but they're just human. All it takes is one drone or even a lucky bullet from someone defending themselves and they'd be fucking dead.

>L115A3
No its a fucking m24a3 you autistic CoD scum

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69 full house kek