Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claiming Ikusaba Mukuro as my waifu.

(Anya)
I'd go more in depth into it. But unfortunately my knowledge in these things are very limited

(Makoto)
What?
Makyoot, you're confusing the smol bote!

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I can't sleep

still here

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You're far too down on them!
Don't feel sorry for the babby, he's too mean for that.

Mm, I generally simplify things a lot when I talk anyway, I come into contact with a lot of non-programmers.

DON'T LET UP BOTE! THE MOMENT YOU DO, YOU BECOME THE BABBY BOTE!

Train tomorrow? Or are you still on break?

How?!
>Implying feeling sorry for Babby

Ah well. Enjoy the rest of your day, I'm going to hit the hay no- WHO IS THE BABBY? AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because you won't admit that they're cute!
I kind of wish the babby would get his bike sorted faster so you can bully him more.

Sleep well!

I'll continue to be awkward and ineffective at expressing myself if need be

THE BABBY IS HE OF NON-SWOLE LEGS!

Because it's not true!
As do I. Although, I REALLY should start my bike tomorrow...

Oh, what's the problem with him?

Probably even more than you miss her if I had to guess.

thank you i find this interesting. You just want to become more appealing. Well you can ask stuff if you like. Well boredom makes anything actually happening interesting right? well I guess it would make more sense if there was a lot of holidays

You couldnt see my teeth they took out
Ew. Thats the shit thats just weird.

Good morning waifu

It's totally true!
I still really hate that you've made me want one.

>him
I'm so upset

He's a faggot

chara

Still on my break till the 8th.

Sonokawa is dead.

Well i guess I'm off to bed with my waifu.
Nighty night everyone

Did I assume your gender?

Aren't we all?

Hello everyone.

I guess I'd have to start with something that I've always been curious about, not just about you, which is "why do you post in these threads?" I understand why you'd stay, for the community of sorts that comes with it, but it seems like an odd thing to get into. Like, did you randomly post in one however long ago and it went from there, or what? And was it expressly to find a community to do... whatever in, or just an act of boredom?

I just think nomadic online communities like this are fascinating in general, but your take would be especially so

smug

That's not okay user. Don't just assume shit after he just talked
But thank you for linking me anyway

Probably. She has bad arthritis in her back legs. Yet even despite that, when I go over there, she's jumping around like she was still a puppy.

Ayyy Chara.

VROOM VROOM BIKE FAST! VWOOOOOOOOM!

Well shit, I'll make a note.

inb4motoko replies to you first

I don't actually care, but yeah I'm female.

Sorry i've been on Sup Forums for too long

You know I'd just go slow like a babby

>b-but grills are a legend, they don't exist in the internet...
Going for real

I HAVE SWOLE LEGS

Don't worry, I'm still thankful.

Just glad he got into the hospital

ayy cute

kek he fainted right at the entrance

hanako.
Well i kinda lurked them really hard for about 2 weeks before I got the nerve to post. I kind of just wanted to see what kind of people were here. Now i guess you could compare it to some kind of social media. I like seeing people talk and so on but I dont like any of the facebook or twitter kinds of things because the people on there are boring. I dont talk to many people IRL but this is good enough. I kind of just watched and it seemed like something fun to do so I joined.
beat father Gascone? on my second go. he wasnt too tough.
if only i was so fast

You'll give in to the fast eventually. They all do.
Except cruiser cucks. They go slow no matter what.

FOR NOW!
LATER BOTE!

Not even.
What's up mang?

Pics or it didn't happen!

>On the second go
>mfw I needed 20 tries

I think I really cheesed my way through dank souls 3

Apparently Sonokawa user is in the hospital since he coughed up blood.
So I'm feeling rather unwell.

Night

It'll take me a while to give in to the fast, bikes still terrify me a little.

U 2 qwik.

Tomoko. How was your day, cuteness?

i wish i had pics i would spam them

I think it could be fun to join as well, I don't talk to too many people IRL either... Sillily enough, my main concern is not having a waifu, although they seem to function more as avatars than anything else. The attraction to conversation is actually very similar to my own, probably the only reason I've stayed on Sup Forums all this time

And yeah, twitter/facebook are extremely boring for the vast majority

Do you mind my asking your age/profession? I'm guessing 25 and a student or NEET, but I could be wildly wrong

Oh, well. That's not good. At least they got there, right?

Don't worry, you'll be screaming down the freeways at 150 MPH within a few years I'll bet.

Is this where you won't stop bullying me until I do?

How about the archive then? Do you have a post number?

Yeah, I just hope everything turns out alright.

This year is like a meme
Everytime something bad happens the next bad thing happens sooner

That's why December was a utter disaster so far

Oh, I'd say I'm surprised, but I'm really not.

Why would you be surprised?

i dont have it, gomen na

he wasnt that tough. he had a lot of parry stuff and he did catch me in werewolf mode. kinda just used a lot of molotovs and the oil stuff on the second go.
a but uneventful. I imagine that could change though.
well I like tomoko and of course like talking about her but you can only do that for so long. close 19 and a neet.

FUCK OFF

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Better get working on those chicken strips!

Please, 2016 has been an EXTREME rollercoaster for me. Bad thing good thing REALLY BAD, REALLY GOOD, and throw in some random good or bads to spice things up here and there.

Shoo~

Why did you bring it here, bitch?

...k

I'd need to get a bike first, and learn how to ride it!

UPLOAD THAT FOLDER AND FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFv

Why?

Some would be. I don't think it to be important or uncommon.

Why does it even concern you? If you can give me some solid reasons as to why they shouldn't be here, I can make her leave. Otherwise, stop being so salty mang.

Dirt bike first! Need to teach you to do sik whoolies!

because cute

I'll just have to take your word for it. God damn, I'm way too worried over someone on the internet

Yeah, the only problem was werewolf mode...
Oh yeah, you could stun him by playing the little music box in his werewolf mode, getting some nice free hits.
Still, I think this guy solely exists to let you train your gun parry skill... which I didn't do, I just kinda lucked out and cheesed him.

How do you like the Kirkhammer? December has just been a pitfall for me, with the exception of christmas eve.

At least it feels like one

I just don't like her.

I guess I meant that the silly part was how minor the actual waifu part seems to be, and how much I'm worrying about it. It seems like very little waifu talk actually happens around here
I'd probably just end up with Patchouli because she's my favorite Touhou
There's also the issue of not meshing with y'all, but that's a pretty quick and easy answer

it was on the previous "ITT characters that are literally you" thread, i think he's k now tho

I'm sure i could help with that.

>her

It'll all get better soon enough, Chara. Just give it some time and keep working on things.

For like... literally no reason?

Who knows.

She's a psychopath.

Oh, right. Fair enough.

Dirt bike first?

Still not uploading it.

Have I done something to upset you?

whats a kirkhammer? ive just been using the cane whip thing.
it doesnt matter how minor a character is someone has waifud it probably. you seem nice enough
what do you have in mind?

I read that. He said he should get some rest
Also, I'd probably hit Sono when he tells me he wants to die in my face

I really hope you're right, thanks

When you beat the father you also unlocked a new weapon to buy. That weapon is the Kirkhamer. Check it out, it's a fun weapon.

Every girl deserves a chance to serve black cock

Upload the folder and I'll tell you.

Hello

No. I'm just wondering how I managed to make someone I don't even know so salty

Kirkhammer is literally the best
not really but it's fun as heck

It's late for me, but I might return tomorrow or whenever I see this pop up. Thanks for talking, night!

you'll probably kill him if you hit him

i thought that was poop lmfao

Do you have proof of that?

Uh huh! They're very easy to ride, do whoolies with, and have a lot of low end power. Plus, if you drop it, who cares, it's a fucking dirt bike!
>Also, you can't go as fast on them.

It always gets better, sometimes, it just has to get worse first.

I'm out of here.

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at the store in the dream?
i will and goodnight. also these things are 24/7

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Everyone has such cute waifus.

I won't hit him THAT hard.

Yeah... sure... that's consoling

Yup, exactly

no u

Sounds fun, I'll have to give it a try!

I see myself laying on the bed with you on top of me.

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Ya, uhhh... I'm not the best at this. I'll shut up now.

Woo! Now, to figure out the bike for you...

Hello there,

oh? Well a little cuddling does sound nice

How is your night going?

Welcome to waifu
Yours is from Danganronpa?

It's okay, I appreciate it.

Hello Kuome, how are you?

I am doing alright, yourself?

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Claimed.

Doesn't it? It's good timing too because i'm a little cold. You'll keep me warm right~?

It's going pretty well. How about yours?

Mine is fairly decent

I'm fine, like always.

It's a bit hard talking with you, if you're silent, ya know?

Hello there Mami, how are you?

of course i will im chilly myself right now

QOTT: What are you listening to?


youtube.com/watch?v=t05G0983BcI

Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf

Good to hear.

Well then, we should take some of our clothes off. T-to better conduct our body heat of course.