ITT: We're all in prison, tell everyone why you're here

ITT: We're all in prison, tell everyone why you're here

Trips drops the soap

Fed a girl a bowl of eggs.

Had sex in missionary position.

Poured a whole carton of someone else's chocolate milk straight down the drain

I'm the goddamn Batman.

Fuck your in for life bro RIP

Told pol Hillary was the better more ethical candidate.

Your a cunt straight up

I hope you fucking die

Bet that went down well

I got fingerd by my moms friend in her car

I put the aids virus in people's soup

i was posting this image all over town

I posted a Politoed in Sup Forums and told them it was Pepe

You a dude?

you should get the needle

For being a fucking faggot

im a nigger

I dropped the soap

I didn't know bird was the word

I convinced Merkel to open the border and let in the poor refugees

because I got caught.

>you don't have to tell me what happened... But you do have to eat this

I didn't do fucking shit. I was framed.

I told people i believe there are more then 2 genders.

FU

mixed the skittels and m&m's

Posted on/b/ without lurking for more than a day

I held down my mom while my little brother raped her :(

Sounds hot, milf?

roll for soap drop, killed homeless people by making them drink bleach

it is judge's fault, my lawyer was an a asshole!
They send me in!
I'm not gulty!

I fucked a kid.

> chronic public masterbaiter
> threw my sperm on a Jew and screamed bank that you dirty kike

jesus christ, how are you in here with us? You should be in solitary for that shit.

State just outlawed bestiality, but I refused to leave my wife, or to stop taking her in the outdoors as nature intended.

>picks up soap

I stole a pair of socks, and was given 5 years.
>I'm black.

neis

Poop diced my sister

Avid believer that playing Pokemon Go makes you a gamer

You should be in a retard camp not jail. You obviously have a mental disorder.

But im PixiedustDragonfishkin ;(

i've downloaded a car

So you can go to jail for reciving a fingerin ?

Forgot to mention the part where you shot someone for the socks and then ran from the officers but they bruised your hands when they cuffed you so you got a reduced sentence because of "muh police brutality"

You monster :o

I painted the roses red.

Also, I MAY have made some posts explaining our religion of peace to the local constabulary.

when's the beheading

I tried to fix the world. But everyone turned against me.

>picks up another soap

Raped his wife, came inside.

Forced my sister to rape me with a giant dildo

No, I'm the Batman!

>not going for sloppy seconds
>you disgust me
Pro tip
>it's not rape if you use a condom and give her a kiss after

No TV licence and possession of a butter knife

>soap

Been hangin out too much.

You could literally say hangin out to any crime lol

I got found out for being a towel, had nothing to do with my drug habits.

Kek

They put me in jail for running an illegal aids sharing ring

Ah hello there Brtibong, you heinous criminal, you.

Lets just say the state down on sodomy

I loitered in a No Loitering area

I just can't resist a good loiter

im gay

well hello mister bad man im great leader

Sick bastard. Hanging out with kids, weren't you?

i cant find my socks

I killed a man with muh dick

V&

Boy did i learn that

>I misused greentext

I was born a nigger

I drop the soap, you can try to split me in half
>wink

I work as a towel part time at the special camp!

I didn't get dubs in a get thread.

Tried to delete some emails and lied about it

Nigger i'm innocent

...

I committed fraud with my Quote 500-company which was a front for hosting an illegal canine volleybal league.

only to get it here

we called no ironic punishments!

I setup the sandy hook hoax.

>twice!
Drop the soap, you gonna learn it again.

Trip racist murder, im in the klu klux klan. Then i would take my shirt of and show the swastika and b.garrison tats.

soap

> I gave acid to a group of downsydrome kids I look after
> then I made them play hunger games in the woods with kitchen knives

Had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

I broke into the White House undetected and took a shit on some black guy's desk. He and his posse walked in as it was half-way out.

Doubt you would go to prison for saying Sandy Hook is a hoax. Maybe laughed at out of middle school and end up in juvie?

I chose Jared Leto as the new Jocker...

paida too much child support

I got trips, then woke up in here.

Bring it! I run this prison!

Told everyone I didn't buy a snowblower, but I'm not worried, it should be a light winter.

I replaced the bar soap with liquid soap in the prison showers

Then dropped all the bar soap on the floor

Not saying sandy hook was a hoax.
I setup the whole event from supplying the kids with guns to hiring actors to pose as ((((((((PARENTS)))))))).

Shit was cash man.

I viciously rape and murder men with tattoos.

i started the race war

Seriously though that ad was the stupidest shit I've ever seen and I'm in fucking Canada.

>this butthurt over a fictional story