Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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>not just riding a dolphin everwhere
What are you, a wimp?!

(Makoto)
I remember playing Matryoshka about 100 times. After 50 times I used hidden and double time etc

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カラミチーマス

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Look, just because we're gunna become one, does NOT mean she is me!

At least my engine won't explode if it's filled a little high. :^)

Yay~
Nah, it'd most likely be the ludicrously low speed limits, and round about a that fuck with me.
JUST TRY IT REEEEE!

They were nice. Seems like it was a ruse though. And I did hit another car in the first accident. Still waiting to see how that turns out though.

>New car
Ewww.
>Wife's son
Implying kids.
>Activated almonds
I haven't even activated them.

Did you just...?

claim'd

but i know how to use measures, so it won't :^)

The fuck is wrong with roundabouts?
I'LL FUCKING TRY YOU IN A MINUTE

>>new car
>ewww
What did he mean by this

Actually I didn't...

But nice knowing it

Ho-kago Tea Time claimed btw

Makoto prefers older cars, I believe

Nice knowing what?

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i love roundabouts, but no one in murica knows how they work so they get confused

some people don't believe in buying cars new

So do I, but sometimes I just get lazy and empty the rest of it in. It'll go maybe one tick over. Not bad, but could suck in a normal car.

Nothing, we just hardly have any here. I think I've only ever seen one, and it's SUPER small.

New cars are kinda shit if you're an enthusiast.

Shhh.

That you are going to become one
So lewd

sooooo lewd

THEY JUST WORK

>not learning to love the roundabout

Shush

A new car could mean a car that you just bought though. But I won't put that past a person who drives like a retard.

megumin is best girl

>not driving like a retard
Why

maniac, i bet you use pensoil and don't change your filter with every change

they're been making a lot more of them in this state and people are starting to figure them out, i love it cause 9 times out of 10 i don't have to slow down, just, look, someone coming? nope, keep going

i bought my car new tho

Nuh uh.

I never said they weren't good! It'd just take some getting used to. Not only is the one here small, it's on a back road, so I generally just drive as if it were a normal curve in the road.

That's not what you meant and you know it, fuckbucket.

>silly anons
>i'm only pretending to be retarded

Not gonna happen. I'm imagening it right now

So lewd.

wtf? you can't claim them all fagtron

They're not even that difficult!

LOVE THE ROUNDABOUT

I feel like I'm being violated in your mind...

I don't think you're using that correctly
I just meant a car being one that you bought
Okay
>not wanting to have all your limbs intact
Why?
You can't stop me, gaybot

Ohoho, no you aren't, after all you're the dom in your relationship

Castrol GTX thank you. And I use the expensive filter even!

Prove it!

ONLY IF I GET TO DO SIK DORIFTOS!

I'd rather risk things and live a fun life than get old by being boring, I guess. It's dumb, but it's me.

WHAT HAS MAKO BEEN TELLING YOU?

I'd love to see you try it, at the very least

people in murica have trouble figuring out what's going on when the road doesn't go straight

ayy, castrol is best oil

Roundabouts are gay

No need to prove the obvious

Many things. Bust most of the time I just read the thread and your posts.
We all know that you wear the pants in your relationshop

>having roads that go straight

YOU'RE GAY

pls

Hey, you don't know how it could be in private!

I HAVENT SAID NOTHING!

And I shall do my best!

Damn straight! 20w50 4lyf.

Ya huh!
And wow, rood assumption!

I'm bi actually

it's easier when your infrastructure wasn't built in the middle ages

slp

>20w50
your engine runs so hot

Oh please, you know I'm right

And you know you like it

I'M STILL SUSPICIOUS!

I'm honestly just imagining you finding a roundabout here early in the morning when nobody else is around and having some fun with it.

Same.

Yeah but that's just boring!

Hey I'm not denying anything...

Damn straight it does!
I'm seriously glad I fixed that coolant leak though. Haven't had to top off coolant in a month.

Can't prove a damn thing! Accusations! Innocent until proven guilty!

BUT WHY?!

You better believe I would.

nah, i love weaving in traffic on freeways

mine does 0w20 because japan?

egg in radiator?

Well then~

Should I start with screencapturing your conversations?

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT WOULD BE SLIGHTLY UNUSUAL IF YOU HADN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ANYONE. MAYBE.

You'd probably enjoy it a lot, too.

To be honest I don't even drive I can't talk shit here.

Well obviously Mako likes people know about these things, so there's no point in denying it.

2cold m8.

Nah, hole in a tube near the top. $2 of hose and some working it on, and it was fixed.
>Old tube
m.imgur.com/a/q2bC4

W-What?

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

And why do you just assume I enjoy having people know about things?!

IT MEANS THAT I'M PRETTY SURE MOST PEOPLE HAVE SOMEONE THEY TALK TO ABOUT RELATIONSHIP STUFF

I'm not assuming anything.

Even your girlfriend says you like being the sub She says there is no need to deny it that she's the dom.

rekt

nOt CoOl EnOuGh

why not just fix with duck tape? :^)

Why does she look like she has been chopping onions?

WELL YOU SEE...huh. Ya, I guess so.

Ya huh!

I will not stand for such accusations!

Madman.

And because to roof is already duct tape.

I'm not sure.

maybe you shouldn't have a roof made of cloth

I feel like I'm being used for bullying now.

Eh, we deal.

I mean I may have mentioned some details to someone...

I'm just saying there's no need for me to assume.

What are you going to do against it? Being cute? You have a girlfriend for that

Deal with it

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I should really just join in on the bullying, Mako would like that.

If only I had a choice.

Oh?

I mean, I guess...

I don't need to be cute, she's cute enough for 2! But I will bitterly post on a Thaiwanese tapestry weaving forum!

Exactly! Let's bully your girlfriend!

Just enjoy the bullying. You know you like it

and how do you do that?

you could always drive something with no roof

Yeah, just one or two details to a friend of mine.
>I don't need to be cute
Well you're cute whether you need to be or not.

I feel like I'm now getting sucked into something I shouldn't be.

By walking. A lot.

Says who?!

Pls no.

The one with good taste in milkshake dipping?
Nuh uh!

You're getting sucked into something you'll L O V E

Your girlfriend, Sameji, You and me

must suck to suck

i thought you liked bikes

what did i say?

Nah, the other one I mentioned talking to.
You don't get to deny it!

I'm getting sucked into Mako?

It's not so bad, my city isn't big enough for it to bother me.

When did I ever say it?!

A helmet can be a roof technically.

Drunky?

Also, lewd!

mine isn't either but i don't walk anywhere because fuck that noise

I meant the one who I told I was living the dream

You're lewd!

I also just couldn't afford to drive

Nobody ever claims besto

I dunno, just roll with it! We're now bullying Makoto!

Into (love) bullying Mako!

I'm just assuming it~

i don't think that's technically a roof

also post fast fgt

fair enough

hestia claim'd

Ohhhhh!

Nou!

Why?!

>Post fast?

I mean, Mako is subby enough to enjoy being bullied.

It was quite an interesting conversation, really.

Nou!

>BakedFIsh
But why?

i always bully makoto, he drives a big miata

i meant faster, i'm out of sync over here and apparently can't type today

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New posters are fucking garbage.
Everyone who came after Syndra should fuck off.

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literally who

I would imagine so, given the topic.

Nou!

IT IS NOT A MIATA REEEEE!

Filter is hard.

Good afternoon Shiro!

why not? For shit and giggles!

Yass!
Bully more!

Of course, I know!

you're right, a miata has a proper engine

Rood.

So I take it you have said stuff?

Nou!

You know exactly how subby Mako is?

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Ree!

I'm going throw Doritos at you.

Nothing you haven't heard already.

are they gunna have the corners worn off?

Oh, so they don't know about all the lewd things?

You little shit.

No!

Tired...

Nope, I'm guessing she's more subby than me though

And she did tell me that you have a nice butt

Ree some more!

Mm, maybe I should tell them some things then~

I wouldn't know how subby you are.
I think her butt is nicer!

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Hello! Up to anything?

How subby are we talking?