Whats your best pickup line Sup Forums?

Whats your best pickup line Sup Forums?

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Its not chloroform i swear

I'm desperate

I want you to wrap your thighs around my head

kek

Just take a seat in my van.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

she should be wonder woman holy shit.

do it or il stab you you slut

these are funny, but something actually useful?

what's your best pickup line, bud?

i think this nigga did good at first
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How much for full service?

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

You're hot to trot I'd take you out to track

Can't go wrong with a classic, How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Sup ho

it's not rape if im crying too

I have an itch

I just show them my bank account balance

"I just got back from Dubai, glad to be back home."

Do your feet hurt? Did you fall from heaven?
'Cause you've been running through
My mind all day

You sit in a pile of sugar or something? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass!

Want to get fat? Fat women are hot.

"I fought in the Great Meme War of 2k16 on the frontlines, I bathed in the tears of leftist maggots and teared their filthy degenerate future plans to shreds."

Excuse me ms. But does this smell like chloroform to you?

Do you like jewellery? Then suck on this, it's a gem

Are you a school?

Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Hey, you into fitness?... Fitness dick in your mouth

Hey these Egyptian guys have been trying to get me and I need to get past you, so do you mind if part your legs?

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Definitely saving this one for the next time I leave town.

If I ask you to have sex with me, will the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

Your eyes are like spanners, cos they're making my nuts tight

How Much?

Enough to nigger the nigger.

Clever

Hey girl I have a 100% save file in Lego Star Wars the original trilogy.

"Enough to break the ice" followed by your name and the pick up line like "My friends bet me I wouldn't talk the prettiest girl here, want to use their money to grab a quick drink?"

Are your parents retardet?
Cus' you sure look special.

-Robin Williams

nice one

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

you got a phat ass

"So, christmas with my parents and new years with yours?"

>"I fought in the Great Meme War of 2k16 on the frontlines, I bathed in the tears of leftist maggots and teared their filthy degenerate future plans to shreds."
t. unironic shit poster who lurks reddit and ifunny

this

full of chubby chasers

I audibly chuckled

U R Huge...

Fuck these birds, am I right?

hello, how was your day?

Do you like chicken?

Well suck my cock, it's fowl.

Roses are red
Black people suck
You have a pulse
U won sum fuk?

Do you know why we're gonna have sex tonight?

Because I'm stronger than you.

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I'm like a carnival; amazing sights, great rides, and the best foot-long you'll ever swallow

If you sit on my face I'll guess your weight and be within two pounds. Come on try it.

Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing to pop up

I would hide every chair in the world if that meant you would sit on my face.

have sex with me or ill kill you

You tried/10

Grant a dieing man his only wish?

This is so cringeee, please tell me you never used it

I'd drag my balls over 5 miles of broken glass just to suck the last dick that fucked you, honey.

hello. i'm user. how's your day going?

CRINGE

Don't knock it until you try it, bud.

Hey baby, tell me what your gynecologist's name is, to suck his fingers

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ey gurl.

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fuck you den.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants

Id rather grate my balls in a grater than humiliate me in such a moronic way, even if i get to fuck the girl with this id still feel the loathing of that awful pick up line

Don't make this rape turn into a murder.

Up for some rape roleplay?
-no
That's the spirit!

Evening M'lady, ever heard of intercorse?

Are you a mommy?

Cause I shit my pants and need you to change it.

Fucking fagot

I'm going to eat your boi pussy, faggot

get

Do you like flowers? Then get your tulips around this.

To each their own I suppose.

lulz

This is a GET.

i have your mommy for that bitch...

NO. This

Hey. You look rather lovely today. My name is .

Filthyfrank way of course

> We doin a social experiment
> Mind if you give me a little smuch

Get in the car, NOW! Or ill kill you.

that's what my father said to mom

oi*

got a good one when she gives you the i have a boy friend shit

me "i have a gold fish"
her "what??"
me "my bad, i thought we were talking about shit that didnt matter"

ok, rape, we get it... haha

So, was that before or after he killed her?

It only works if you have friends

I don't know, me and dad never found out who my mom was

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Nice ass, you use it for shitting?

can u sit on my face and ill eat my way up to your heart?

Pickup lines don't work
Walk up and say something funny about the surroundings or about the situation
Gotta be quick on your feet and see what she's noticing before you walk up though
or
What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?
"idk what"
I don't want to have a lima bean on my face tonight

I'll give you $50 if you treat me like trash for 5 hours.

>Plz respond

"want to be yours forever..."