How to explain anal sex to a 9 year old?

How to explain anal sex to a 9 year old?

Don't ask why.

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Just go turn yourself in you child molesting pervert.

why

>How to explain anal sex to a 9 year old?
Dont explain, show it

It's my niece, you sick fucks.

teach by example
>livestream it

buy a strapon for her, im sure you'll enjoy it

Then why you wanna explain it to her
Sicker fuck !

holy shit user thats even worse

...Your point being?

you put the pee pee in the poo po then you pee as he poos

play cave explorer

ask the 9 year old if you can put your pee-pee in it's bum-bum

i can explain her
if you know what i mean...

You know as a joke of course lol xD

Simple. Show her Frozen rule 34, or Vicky blowjobs. In a complete theoretical hipotesys.

>niece
>wants to explain anal
> creepyunclefag detected

Yeah. Pretty sure you wanna go balls deep into your neice.

She's 9 you retard. She should be playing vidya and watching anime.

>this makes it somehow totally ok

*I* would totally enjoy it!

You explain that the anus is for evacuating excrement only. It only feels good to incentivise you to poop and not hold it in. That's it. People who stick things in there have already fucked everything up in life by being in that degenerate mindset.

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Get fucked from a 9 year old girl with a strap-on

>Pedo+Extra weirdo

We are being le trolled.

9/10

If dubs, send pics

If the penetrator is the assaulter, what are the legal ramifications if a 9 year old girl with a strap-on rapes a fully grown man?

>This thread again

Fucking horny Sup Forumsastards

OP isn't going to just post child porn of his neice

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that looks like my dick, what is an average as fuck dick doing in a porn shot.

6 inches is tiny dick fetish size in the industry

*TEACH IT*

"Uncle Phil's going to spend the night !"

underrated post

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>How to explain anal sex to a 9 year old?

male or female ?

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Realistically the man would be charged anyways.

However if the child did rape she would be probably counseled and given some form of psych therapy.

A 9 yo rapist is so highly unusual and unlikely it would probably .. Actually no, it would mean the child is suffering some sever psychological and mental issues.

Id say he or she would be deemed mentally and psychologically unfit for any criminal trial

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Well.... Yes. I admit it. I'm weird. But really, if I'm being pegged, it doesn't matter who is doing it. 9 or 99, it's the same.

then just tell her it's like vaginal sex, but more thrilling

DICK IN DE BOOTY

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Simple:
It's like pooping in reverse. Instead of poop coming out, something else goes in.

Use popular cartoon or videogame characters to explain it.

"well you see niece, there's birds and there's bees. sometimes the bees need to land in the honey pot in order to pollinate the flowers.

and sometimes the bees also need to ram their dick into a 9 year old girls butt. in order to make honey.

now do you understand?"

If it doesn't matter to you then you don't need to get pegged, let a man with a dick fuck you instead, fucking moron

Simply teach about the birds and bees and just explain some people have different ways to practice baby making.

Explain how so men and women or women. And women or men and men ect ect sometimes practice by using other areas of the body.

You can make it suprisingly less pedo like if you keep it simple and use clean language.

Use metaphors.

Its okay to teach children about sex. The more they know the better they understand.

Explain about STD as well especially those that can be contracted through unprotected anal sex.

Some men cannot aim.

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Top keke

The Koran should have some examples.

Then quit being a faggot

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Hmmmmm! ...Cubs!

So that's what's wrong with all these grown men watching Anime,,,,,they want to be 9 year old little girls who get molested by their creepy Sup Forums uncles...

this

Tell her that's what faggots do instead of making babies like a mummy and daddy, she probably understands that concept already.

Gimme one good reason why she can't do that with my cock up her bum

Qur'an.

Wasn't available in OP's statement. And I'm not gay!

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You're not OP.

Op's question is good and all, but what about explaining bukake to an eight year old?

> Anal with 9yo
> don't ask why
> that pic name though..

Asking the real question!

kek

>Niece
>Explaining anal to your 9 year old niece

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>Getting fucked in the ass turns you on

Maybe we could discuss that if a girls does that it's just prostate stimulation but if it dosent matter to you a men could stick his dick instead in your bum without a problem faggot

ROTFL :)))

All pedo jokes aside, it sounds like your neice is trying to figure out the mechanics of gay sex. She has a concrete grasp of penis-in-vagina sex, but she is having a hard time thinking past the absurd idea of two dudes just poking their dick-tips together and she isn't sure how gay sex would work?

Because the best way to handle that is to just be straightforward about how sex is a thing that people do to each other's bodies, and there are as many different combinations as there are personal preferences. Explain that what works for one person's body might not work for someone elses, regardless of gender, and that sex is just as much about touching with hands and being close to someoe as it is about penetration.

That way, you get to acknowledge that gay sex is just as much "real" sex as hetero, and you don't have to get into the specifics if you don't want to talk about enemas, prostates, dom-sub stuff, and anal stretching and training.

In a couple of years, she'll be looking at porn on her ipad and cliturbating anyway -- it won't be long before she figures out the gist of it. Just prime her now with the idea that sex is just what happens when people use their bodies on one another, and it doesn't have to look like any specific thing in particular.

Give em the ole uncle Terry..

I said that any girl could peg me, and I'd enjoy it. Not "any phallic device/appendix". A man? Ewwww! Maybe, a boy with a strap-on. That could do. I'm still not sure about this.

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Just tell her that sometimes a man has to stick his dick into the ass of a girl, in order to clean her
thats why god gave the man a penis, so he can clean the girls bum
and this has to be done several times a month when she gets older

Men have penises and it feels good to stick them in people you like. The anus, when properly clean, is one of these places...and it goes like that.

kys shut up faggot

Thank you.

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>figure out the mechanics of gay sex.
wut??? Because I like to fuck my gf's anally I am gay? wtf

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>she is having a hard time thinking past the absurd idea of two dudes just poking their dick-tips together and she isn't sure how gay sex would work?

So these are things 9 year old kids think about, good to know

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HM, that looks hot!

Stop!!
we got it you sick furry fucking Bastard

>i herd u liek mudkipz

Don't stop, I'm a furry cub lover, too

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