Gather around Sup Forums for the tale of how I almost was arrested

Gather around Sup Forums for the tale of how I almost was arrested
>be me in the public library
>looking for a "guitar porn book"
>music geek
>look around and end up in anime sextion
>stop looking and see a nerdy 9/10
>say hello and ask novel if she new where the music sextion is
>she responds but stopped to look at me
Shall I continue? It gets good here.

nah

/thread

Sure why not. I got nothing better to do right now anyway.

Nope, was enough

No its ok you can stop there really

Cont..
>she responds with "I...uh..a"
>she was absolutely speechless
>she says "I'm sorry...you look like someone I know.."
>before I could even respond she asks me if I can help her reach a book.
>surewhynot
>when I reach for the book, she says "I like your jeans"
>wtfisgoingonhere.jpg

We're all thinking it, I'm just gonna say it. Tommies mom looks hot from behind.

Fuck you op tell the fake story or gtfo

Inb4 dinosaur

you're just wasting our precious time get on with it

This story is bad and you should feel bad

Inb4 lochnessmonster

We said no.

Giver her the succ

You can really just stop there.

The whole thing is just plain awful

Bumpity bump

Sagety sage

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Op is a 12 year old faggot trying to think of some more shit to make up but he sucks so bad at life he can't even fake a decent story

kek

this

Cont.
>gee thanks..
>my alpha is slowly deteriorating
>get concerned
>she says "what's that?"
>I look everywhere but have no idea what she's....
>ohshit
>ohshiiiit
>when I turned around to look she pulled my jeans down and immediately hard sucked my diamond rod
>"wh-what are you doing"
>hnnnnnnnng
>she says "you're mine"
>w-what!?
>I go with it, still in shock
>she pulls me behind a couch in the back of the library
>"fuck me nyaaaaa"
>this bitch just nyaaaa'd y'all
>throws me a condom and lift her perfect fucking body and rail her
Moar?

Have a christmas present from me....Merry christmas enjoy lol maybe leak your sister? snap leak,cf

kek ¡we actually got op to stop¡ kek

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Your a dumpf fan arnt you?

>everybody walked the dinosaur
Do you honestly want us to believe this bullshit?

NOOO SHUT THE FUCK UP

leave

False op has man-gina. So nerd has nothing to suck

cont please, i don't have shit to do right now

Fap

We think your story is terrible, so any song lyrics, loch ness monster, or reply to this post won't be funny

>we came both at the same time but then she ruined it
>after I sugoi'd desu all over her face, she lets out a huge "squeak"
>everyone hears
>ohshit
>I start getting ready to dip
>she says "don't leave me alone! They'll find me!"
>I say "arigato desu chan"
>sneak past the librarians between the book shelf
>ninja.jpeg
>she catches up to me!
>she fucking caught up to me!
>I forget about it and save my own ass
>realize I left the condom wrapper
>realize they probably found it..
>run out the emergency exit and trigger the alarm

Policeman asks OP if he saw the shooter running his way
>how I was almost arrested

Its fun to pretend, isn't it OP?

You know if you're gonna fake a story at least make it more believable you fucking nigger

ok, this got even more boring. I'm out

Don't give a fux/10

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962 With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

So how much would it sell for now a days. And where could I find one?

Sage goes in all fields