YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!

YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
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Kek

What a faggot

Fucking sandniggers

They're indians dumbfuck

How?

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it's poo in loo
>pashiet pls leave

They're from India?

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If you know this person and don't beat the shit out of them, then I hope you get cancer.

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did you actually watch it or did you just nope out when you heard the voice?

Definitely takes it in the ass

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

I got about 2 mins in then noped out you sensitive piece of shit

>durrrr u din watch da vid I pohsted :(

is that gavin mcinnes

I don't think anyone's watched the whole thing.

No

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That is fucking disgusting. Like he would not fucking abort at all. How can you be this bad?

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so is this a beta male thread or a cunt female thread? hard to tell

Alphas don't get talked to like that dolt.

i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
reply to this post or you will never have a girlfriend
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

New YLYL:

Be whiney about it on youtube, that 'll solve it.

youtube.com/watch?v=5wzbEe627-M
I lost

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>>tumblr

how is your pic cringe?

youtube.com/watch?v=FxIBUDXDma0

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>8 months
>birthday
Theodore and her "little teddy bear" must be different, I guess.

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shut up you tryhard faggot

he's got a point

Are you retarded or just a shut in? Its pretty common to refer to it like that when the child is less than a year old.

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Giving the age in months is normal, yes. But "birthday" when the kid is eight months old?

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you're seriously desperate for this aren't you

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I just explained what the user who posted the pic might find cringeworthy about it.
You can get the last word if you want, I won't reply after this. Good day.

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i don't care about getting the last word, i just want you to know that you're a retarded tryhard faggot

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Not that user but your a stupid fucking asshole and I hate you and wish your house would burn down

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myspace.com power rankings

>your

so much for not replying anymore faggot

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Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID IDIOT

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New fag detected

shit

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the undertaker: the early years

>1st wave feminist
So pretty much all you're going for is suffrage and work equality
what a revolutionary

Newfag? lmao I've been here since January, which is almost a full year. So shut the fuck up before you go around calling people newfag when you're the newfag, okay?

I don't give a fuck about what any of you say to me. Just know this. I hate you all and if a zombie apocalypse happens, don't think I will not hesitate to shoot you. Because as soon as I kill you, I will take your bodies and make a house out of them and paint it with your very blood. I actually look forward to a zombie apocalypse.

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

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you just made made my day user,kek,nice trips

wtf is this shit? I don't get it

>it's real
>there really was a Dick Butt
legacy.com/obituaries/spokesman/obituary.aspx?pid=172340733

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That's so cringe haha

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This honestly still gets me

How are you gonna paint it with blood? arent they already bloody?

awe fuck

she's fucking great

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sure kid whatever you say,you're to edgy for my taste anyway.Come back and talk to me when you've been here more than 4 years,okay?

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Why are you both having a pissing match over whos been on /b longer? Thats not something to be proud of fams.

kys

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This makes me hard
Dubs prove it

Subtle

looks like Mudasir is the beta in this situation

your just jelly you only been here 2 days while i been here sense january you dum newfag.

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I feel like that's happened to me before.

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