This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)

Only makes the balls that much easier to punch.

My girl takes out her gun in self defense.
Hold him at gun point until police arrive

take her to the hospital

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
You can have her

slap his ass back.

Make him attack me and shoot the prick.

>implying I have a girlfriend
lol, fag.

Start Johnny Caging him in the dick.

Knock him out with one swift punch to the face.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Guy has a neck twice the size of you, doubt you'll knock the fucker out.

I have seen this threat like 5 times
Its time to stop

Slap his ass and wink, there's room on this ride for four

This. With his miles high arms, his reaction time won't be fast enough for a kneel and falcon punch to the pen0r

My trusty sling and a stone will solve the problem as it has in the past.

I am holding a gun in my hand, FLORIDA BITCHESSS! I am sayin with psycho grin "Really Bro? Do Wanna bullet in your ass?"

Headbutt him in the shins

Shoot him. Fisticuffs are gay. That's why we don't settle wars by pugilism.

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Really, because from here his neck looks like it's only a few inches long.

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

guys like that dont need to slap other dude's gf ass
only niggers think like that