You wake up and see this... what do?

You wake up and see this... what do?

Take the pack of condoms and throw them off the window. And cum buckets inside her womb.

Take full advantage of my morning wood

Take pics and go spank to them. Fucking tard.

Turn 360 degrees and go back to bed

Call the cops. Theres a black person in my house.

That's a very pretty nigger, how much?

I wake up from my dream.

sell her to the neighbor

wait till I move next door
I'll give you fiddy dollars

Wonder why I fell asleep at the zoo.

pimp her out

Source? Haven't seen her before.

THRITP.

I'll give ya tree fiddy

Bargin
now for some sexy time

if you turn 360 degrees you're still facing the same direction you faggot !

even if you walk away (in any direction)?

>being this new

not if your spin is 1/2

Enjoy my breakfast in bed.

I'd think I'd be looking in the mirror, then realize there's no penis.

if you walk away then it's all right
your spin can't be 1/2 if you're facing the same direction

Maybe not in euclidean space idiot

>"the fuck are you?"
>[this isn't my room..]
>"the fuck am I?"
>looks for escape before my captors return
I know how this shit ends, me ending up in some sex trade, fuck that I'm out

I'm asking why she cant use fucking razor

close laptop
go back to sleep

Obviously have sex.. What type of fucking idiotic questions are these..