What method does Sup Forums use to get ass?

What method does Sup Forums use to get ass?

>Buy pre-paid phone
>Take shower, get dressed up in nice suit, put on good cologne
>Go to another city and find a fast food place
>Scout out drive-thru to make sure there's a cute white chick first
>Order food
>Start conversation with her, give her a fake name
>Ask her how she likes her job
>Tell her she's really nice, and that my company is actually hiring for Customer Service and could use someone like her
>Give her my number
>Within a day or two they usually call
>Tell her I can definitely help her, but she has to help me first
>fuck in a hotel
>throw away phone, make a note not to go back to that restaurant
>I work at fucking Wal-Mart making $9.50/hr

Gotten around 7 chicks with this

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>Tell her I can definitely help her, but she has to help me first
>fuck in a hotel

walk me through this part

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I too am curious about this part

>Elmhurst, IL
>mfw when that's the city next to mine
>mfw when I have no face

Flaw in your strategy, they can definitely track your licence plate through the cameras.

I picked the state that I see most often in "area code sluts?" threads.

uhm for what? not getting a girl a job?

Basically, this faggot is either lying or is basically telling them that they could be making some "serious" money in customer service.

Think of porn casting but with actual jobs.

>>I work at fucking Wal-Mart making $9.50/hr
how you afford disposable phones, nice car and travel

>because he's lying, newfriend.

i have a girlfriend.
>spend lots of $ on her
>sex
>wait 2 weeks
>sex
>wait 2 weeks...

because this:

>text woman
>4 hours later no response
>oh well
>fap to porn

Works every time.

Absolutely amazing user 10/10

You have a girlfriend and have to wait 2 weeks between each lot of sex? I prey you live a fair distance because sex once every 2 weeks is not a bragging right if you have a girlfriend...

this.

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I run a cheap daycare center. A lot of parents will be discriminating and demand to see curriculum and awards and blah blah blah.

Others are single moms who just want to have a place to drop off their kids, and are all the happier if they come home really sleepy or groggy from a full day of "playing".

So, I'm extremely friendly with her, but I basically ask if she wants to hook up. 7 times out of ten, they feel obligated to.

ayyy NW suburbs of chicago fam

> walk me through this part

Let me help ya with that.

It's a three step process.
1: Be OP
2: Watch WAY too much casting couch porn.
3: Be underage or a desperate, lonely neckbeard.

Hope that clarifies it for you.

WAAAS UP.

Fuck off, Cyrus.

can you tell her that? i've been trying to for almost 5 years.

> mfw mfww

please, tell us more

fucking burbie!

They should cut off internet access to you fuckos in the boonies. The only place of quality is the city.

Well, the north side of the city anyways. no spix no nigs.

> 7 times out of ten they obligated

Confirmed. OP's only interactions with women are awkward glares of disgust from the girls at school and the mall, and his mom telling him to come up from the basement because dinner is ready.

Damn now I just feel bad. Sorry user, I guess either make it better by not taking no and just say your trying out a dom/sub thing or accept your fate.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

What's to tell? It's how I get ass.

Because constipation is easier to explain than vaginal tears.

>implying i get laid in this shitty area

Late 20s, relatively attractive with a decent state job. I moved to a shit rural area for the job and its filled with drugs/crime/poverty. The type of area where 6's think they are 9's, and the ones that don't have a plethora of psychological issues. Their highest ambition is to have as many kids as possible and draw welfare benefits like everyone else.

Shit fucking sucks. I'll cave every now and then, taking home some fat slob with a mental case. I can't even get laid posting ads as a fairly passable CD.

That sounds like an awful lot of effort just for some pussy.

I normally find a girl I like, as her out on a date or something ....and we can normally fuck for more than a single time.

7/10 times it works every time

I'm a spergy virgin, tips on getting laid?

Don't be spergy.

Also there's no such thing as aspergers. it's just awkward teen. Get drunk more. Figure out a system to get booze. Not beer. Fags drink beer. Drink whiskey and scotch. No fucking Vodka.

Drink it. Straight. Get used to it. You will be less awkward.

Then get booze for girls. Get them drunk. Either their inhibitions will drop or they'll pass out. Either way, you can fuck them.

You're welcome.

Oooh I live near. Elmhurst

some states have laws that prosecute for rape for pulling this kind of scam

sweden absolutely does

I am 3 over from Elmhurst..Glen Ellyn

>not just being yourself

check 'em

youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ

Even if this were true, it sounds like coercion and isn't something to brag about. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt: how about posting some pics of these girls? You said you've "Gotten around 7 chicks with this"

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

I've fucked 3 new girls this month alone.

>Happn or Tinder
>Open with "Hey, want to grab a cup of coffee some time?"
>70% "yes" rate so far
>Meet for coffee (1-2 hours)
>We should see each other again
>Pitch that she comes to your place to cook some food
>When she arrives, escalate hard to sex
>Keep her as a nonmonogamous GF if you want, otherwise just don't write her again.

I fucked a new girl just hours ago. Don't be such a bunch of fags

I seen people like this AFK

>go to college not knowing anyone as a sophomore
>pledge banned fraternity
>get the piss hazed out of me
>make it into fraternity
>move in to fraternity house next semester
>have parties in my house 5 days a week
>always slutty girls at my house that want to fuck
>ask them to play game of beer pong
>after game ask them if they want to take shots in my room
>put on music in my room and tell them I'm out of shots
>go in for kiss
>fuck the shit out of them than go back downstairs

Everyone that's not in a fraternity shits on people that are and honestly, I get it, but there is no easier way to get laid at school. I go days without bathing, I don't invest money on girls at the bar or dinner, I don't even leave my house and I can always get laid.

I've always had a hard time not ending up in a relationship. But that's pretty easy for me to pull off. Girls wanna date me, they wanna fuck me, too, but once they get to know me they usually want more than just sex.

In the past when I was a bartender I would just call the chicks that left their numbers. I'd tell them straight up that between school and work I didn't have enough time to devote to a girlfriend, but I thought they were really cute and original (whatever the fuck that means) and I'd be remiss if I didn't ask them to hang out anyway. We'd hang out, we'd fuck, I'd go awol and they wouldn't expect anything else.

Now that I'm an engineer it's a little harder. Luckily, my girlfriend MO serves me well and when I do meet a new girl, if I'm looking, I can just rope her into a relationship quickly. Prior to the most recent one I'd stick to dating apps. Meet a girl, have a coffee, if I liked her, we'd meet again. Usually I suggest something different for the actual date, not dinner. Go to the beach, go to a show, something that could potentially end with us getting drinks if we're having a good time, leaving open the getting drunk and making out in public and me getting to say my favorite thing, "should we get out of here?" and whisking her back to my place to plow her. However, this scheme is NOT good for getting ass, it is good for getting a girlfriend or ongoing thing.

Never was very good at just getting hook ups. Too many feelings on both sides and I'm bad at my feelings.

Honestly I'm afraid to ejaculate these days because I get stuck in the house for so long. When I do go out at least I have a sliver of confidence to look people in the eye.

Are you in college?

how often were you fapping when you were bartending?

I stand corrected.

I bow to OPs alpha wisdom.

finished a few years ago.

Right now NEET but that might change in a few weeks. The only time I go out is when I go to the gym but the girls there are too busy with their workouts.

>cute white chick working fast food
know OP is lying with just that info there

Have you tried tinder? It's for equally desperate and awkward women

She cheating on u, i dealt with a slut who I'm basically positive was cheating on me.. i basically retracted all emotional ties and just treated her like a fuckdoll mentally, i strung her on with notions of love

Just fuck the slut, it's not the guys fault.. but I'd still go to the club and pull numbers and so on.. girl's can smell "single"... use the whore to ur advantage

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if you make a CL ad and delete/repost every day. you'll fuck like 100 girls in a month. when i was single and did a lot of coke id advertise all week try to get some fuckin random bitch to do a bunch of blow with me and suck my cock. it isn't hard. fuck tinder, fuck dates. find a slut through a personal who just comes over to your house

I tried it almost 2 years ago. Nothing but flakes unfortunately

it's a fuckin set up.
only goyims believe this shit.

The regular amount?
...for a non-Sup Forumstard.

I like playing with my wiener though. I always win when I do.

Most chicks will fuck a guy wearing a nice necktie. You should tie it so low it tickles the puss while you fuck them.

>get on tinder
>swipe right
>wait 10-20 minutes
>talk to new person
>meet up
>suck cock for hours on end
>leave happy

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>find a slut through a personal who just comes over to your house
you missed the part where you pay for her services with cocaine,

well kinda. im usually doin coke anyways. bitches are light weights, i'll gladly offer 2-3 lines