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alri

cara is a slag

rock MDMA can be less pure than some pills

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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYYYYY

weed is fine if you have discipline but its very easy to let it drain all the motivation and ambition from you.

i smoke it regularly but only to chill out in the evenings when ive done all my work and errands etc.

The durham gf

weed's shit and made me stupid

state of her
would love to fuck her though

>durham
had my arse fondled in the foyer of the university there this morning

>JD slags
>tfw misses is technically a JD slag because she always wears my old gear.

>tfw a JD wanker.

>adidas, fred perry, lacoste, lyle and Scott and ellesse for nostalgia (retro' if your a yuff).
Is there any reason not to shop there?

>taking MD more than once every 6 weeks

Ya blew it

business idea: welsh empire

>clueless leaf doesn't pills are absolutely fine if you buy them from trusted sellers.

buying them off dodgy blacks in clubs is a risk of course but that applies to literally all drugs.

JD is for schoolkids
at least go to foot asylum, scotts or size

>I sometimes wear a hat. For example when I did college tours with my son I wanted the focus to be totally on him. A lot less people recognize me when I have a hat on or else they realize I am trying to be incognito.
>Mostly when people do recognize me they are super nice so I don't feel it is a burden to be noticed most of the time.

Imagine coming across Bill Gates in the street

how much of your wage is meant to go to pensions?

I calculated my after tax/NI income 82% of my salary
work seems to only pay me (after pensions as well) 65% of my salary

I'm pro-rata, so the other possibility might be that they're paying me for less time than i work and i agreed to work with my boss...

why that area in Canada?

Bit mad how quick the media are to report on child sex abuse in the Catholic Church but will never report the rampant rape of children in Islam

>What is pillreports.net/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_Canadians#Welsh_in_Alberta

gf just sent me this

One of the more boring rich people

He could just go ham 2bh

>Wearing anything with visible branding

Fucked it.

I let months pass in between taking MDMA, and when I do it I take 200mg orally and additional 100mg lines every 2-3 hours to keep it going

Mine is 5.45% of gross goes into the pension.

Does your payslip not say?

the retirement age will be pushed to 90 by the time anyone here reaches 70

She was 14 when she made that video you nonce

yeah I wear all those brands too
just avoid the duffer of st george and all the other scaldy brands

My local size shut down.
Foot asylum is fucking horrendus outside of trainers mate.

I use Scotts online, and house of fraiser for the more refined chav gear.

uh oh

we'll be living to 150 by then so it works out

>business idea: welsh empire

Why are people so triggered about the way you like your steak? before it was reddit mongs saying you had to have it medium rare, now it's alt right mongs saying you need it medium well with ketchup

i just like it medium 2bqh

>people actually wear McKenzie

the durham ameriboo gf

Luckily I've signed a billion year contract with the church of scientology

I'll be fine

why doesn't she get up and heem the evil thing

>wearing athletic clothing as casual wear

Bit mad how people are talking about impeaching him. Like, yeah, let's just ignore the millions of people that voted him in democratically

bastards haven't given me a payslip yet.

last month they didn't pay me at all and then called it an advance when i asked for my wages.

i think my payslip is in my pigeonhole at work but i'm off sick for next 3 days so i can't check.

re-reading my contract now.

its a university i work for, so they shouldn't be diddling me.

Medium rare here

Anything more than medium is murder

I don't much care for steak desu.

I'll eat it, but I'd never order it for myself.

>but i'm off sick for next 3 days

How do you know you will be sick in advance?

Sounds like you're scamming them as much as they're scamming you

Can't find anything about red anarchies on it

feel absolutely fucking mingin right now

I wear jeans, but track tops and polo shirts are comfy as fuck mate and don't even pretend your shitty chuck taylors aren't fucking sports shoes faggot.

wearing trackies right now

>tfw accidentally ordered a blue rare steak when in france

not a big fan desu. somewhere between medium rare and medium is all i like

Just means he's an unrefined pleb tbqh, nothing more.

Although we all knew that a long time ago....Look at his apartment's decor lmao

Just fondeled some lads arse at Durham

>old man likes his steak easy to cut and chew

Shocking.This is also true of all 70 year olds

Blue is definitely pretty hard core
Too much for me, also

medium is perfect

Trackies are comfy as fuck lad, same with joggies.
Ironically I wear them sitting on my arse in the house.

anyone who knows anything about food prefers medium rare

try going up to gordon ramsay at one of his restaurants and asking for a well done steak

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how much water do you drink every day on average?

will never understand spastics taking MDMA once every week or twice a week and shit

fucking spastics,a simple quick google search will tell you all you need to know

>try going up to gordon ramsay at one of his restaurants and asking for a well done steak

He'd make me a bloody lovely well done steak because I'm a paying customer, not some spastic on his reality show

ermm well done isn't even harder to chew i think

They'd probably cook it for you but every member of staff would think you should be shown the door.

It's all I wear when I'm sat at home.

Lots.

Brendan Fraser on the right

>anything other than well done

enjoy your parasites

I like medium rare best but I also know absolutely fuck all about food and am too poor and lazy to eat real food

Probably 2L

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>that cunt in the selick top.

When will old firm fans realise they're scummy bastards?

it's actually only poor chefs who can't cook a well done steak properly

Remember that time Ellen Page did that video game and there was a shower scene and the developer actually had a nude model of her made complete with nips and minge and hackers got access to the model and showed everyone roughly what Ellen Page looks like naked and she was really embarrassed but then later she got her baps out for a couple films and they were even nicer than the nude game model had implied they might be?

i thought it only had 2 towers

>wearing trackies at home

there is specially made comfort clothing: it is called pyjamas

Keep doing it when I'm drunk desu

I want to avoid it for a while and then end up getting fucked and end up buying some - literally never even done it without being drunk which is pretty stupid

>Tfw mate buys frying steaks and tries to cook them medium rare but they're so thin he ends up eating them with red on the outside

watched him choke them done and say they were nice but i think he was trying to save face

No it isn't you mong it literally ruins the meat.

>reversed into a car during a driving lesson earlier
>instructor said just to leg it away
>bombed it off down the road

>listening to nigger music

used to work at a restaurant kitche

the waitresses openly mocked and laughed at people who ordered their steaks well done, especially the men

and the chef hated doing it well done because it ruins the meat

just wanted you lads who prefer well done to know that you're doing it wrong

pics??

... because they can't cook it properly

retard

>Anna Richardson is a dyke

Shame

dunno about the UK but these are quite popular in Ireland

nice get

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>ruins the meat
wahoo you fucking mongs, it goes down in the stomach and is turned to shite anyway

excellent post

when i was learning to driving with my dad i accidentally smashed a pipe on the side of a building and we drove off

youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

i suppose all you eat is tasteless gruel then

Praise cheeky

gf has the poo bum smell again lads

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

when did your dreams die?

2013 here

no but i dont really care about how cooked a steak is and im not autistic about it? its just a steak

i don't like well done steak but i literally don't care what the kitchen staff think of my ordering choice in the same way i don't care what a cleaner thinks of my interior decor

hell seger ska slakta en neger!

Because I'm booked in for surgery and the surgeon says don't go to work for 48 hours after that

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