Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙
乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙a乙
乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙乙

I have lost all my respect for you today

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just kill yourself already

fuck you. you're the biggest fucking asshole here
you think you rule this thread. you destroyed my life and wanted to kill me
my posts were annoying and autistic yes, but you're the biggest autist in this thread
I'm sorry but you didn't accept my apology
what can you do
you already destroyed the one thing in my life that I liked
I literally have nothing left except for this thread
but you don't let me be a normal poster

>namefags left and right
>thread wars
>these posts
日本語スレッド was a mistake.

yeah I love japanese music...fishmans, the list goes on...

That wasn't me tho
But I'm still thinking it.

prostitutes are boring
gfs are boring

the vagina is boring

Pity you came out of one isn't it

me too
you're an asshole

I'm trying to remember this funny Japanese commercial I remember seeing some years ago. I have no idea what it was advertising but all I remember is that it involved a teacher and a student in a classroom and at some point the teacher turns into a giant piece of chalk with her face on the end of it and attacks the student or something. I saw it on the internet sometime in or around 2006. Anyone have any clue what it was?

xhamster.com/movies/3910160/japanese_schoolgirl_facialized_in_classroom.html

Oh shit dude thanks!

how do you know about gf tho ?

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sorry if I hurted your feelings

really?
you never apologized to me
I almost killed myself

こんにちは。

起きてるー?

youtube.com/watch?v=S3EKEwMXmXY

寝坊してしまった! 急がなきゃ!

ゆいちゃん可愛い*
がんばれ!

For a second I thought this was Sup Forums because of the Fishmans picture

10/10 album, one of the greatest listening experiences of my entire life

When google starts showing you ads in japanese regularly, you know you've made it

よし!全力いくよー
。。。
ケーキ食べてから

先輩…遅刻しますよ!

もうちょっとあずにゃんと遊びたいもん

もう…仕方ないですねぇ

いい子猫だ *ちゅう〜ちゅう〜*
ね、ね、ね、今日むぎちゃんはバナナケーキを持って来たから部室で一緒に食べようか

What's the story behind this character?

ハロー元気?
イェーイ!
こんばんは。

テ (te) of 逓信 (teishin)

BANNED.

俺は欧米人が何故日本人のことを差別主義者と言うのかが全く理解できないよ。特にアメリカ人がそれを言うのを見ると反吐が出るわ。

頭が痛い時に、なにがすればいいのか?

Sorry, officer.

アスピリンを飲めばいいんじゃないかな

おはよう、いつも通り朝のスレ質は低いよね

Is Fishmans popular on Sup Forums or something? That's kind of cool if so, they're pretty good.

何このけいおんロールプレイw (ちょっと可愛いけど…)

まぁ確かにアメリカ人がそれを言うのは「えぇ…」って感じがするよな。

うん、そうらしい。でも、特別な日本の方がいませんですか?

日本独自の方法?
頭痛に効くツボを押すとか?

おはよう

Can someone help me find this japanese "musical" instrument that my brother told me about? Its supposed to be a stick with a little drum connected to it by a string and you have to spin it around. It makes an obnoxious clapping sound or just krrrrrrrrr. The only other thing he told me about it is that it is used by children. Might not even be japanese, maybe korean or chinese.
Pic related

そ、そんなかんじ。それをしませんか?

Konichiwa senpai
(I can't read japanese)

黒人「差別やめろ」
白人「黒人差別は良くない」

黒人白人「イエローwwww」


これが現実

Are you sure you understood his description well? I think he might have meant this

おはよう, ロールプレイをするのは楽しいよ!

*エロー

薬がない時や、薬を飲みたくない人はするかも。
鍼師に針を打ってもらう人もいるかも。

No, he drew that image and said that it has a similar sound to the "ratchet". The sound comes from the two balls on the stick by being grazed by the string. It was definitely not a drum.

ohayo!
こら、まゆゆwww

Yo! Ogenkidesuka?

good night my friends

hai genki desu
How about you?

I am tired desu, another day of climbing the cooperate ladder but I must make my family proud for it is my duty as a son of my father

How do japanese tired women look like? And how do they smell?

¡Buenos dias! Soy tu amigo de Alemania. Comi pizza hoy
Me gustas pero tu eres un pervertido.
¿Como esta tu hermana? Me gusta ella
Que tengas un buen dia!

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oh…(´・_・`)
please unhurry and relax desu.

ジゃっプさあ
いい加減、自分を過大評価するのを止めたら?
ジゃっプ的価値観だと差別されるのは自己責任だよね。
ジゃっプは寄付文化がないし、経済的弱者に資金援助は必要ないと思ってる人が90%以上いるってデータが出てるからね。
貧乏になるのも差別されるのもジゃっプの価値観では自己責任ということになる。
自分が差別されたときだけ都合よく文句言うなよジゃっプ。

I cannot relax! I cannot unhurry! I must make my father proud desu! I must make my family name proud! I cannot stop working, for it is what I was born for! I also have studying, and I must get 100% on everything

are you the pinoy?

No, I am a lumberjack

I chop trees like I chop foes with my katana

I found a new nickname for you:
Pinoy wizard

replace pinoy with lumberkack

lumbercuck

what ever you say kareem abdul jabaar

racist

Do you find white girls attractive, japan?

>tfwqtギャル彼女がいない
何故生き続けてる

>tfw no Japanese friend to kanpai with after work

出会い系サイトでオタクな女の子を見つけるんだ

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I finally watched it. I loved it.

>出会い系サイト
そんなもんでいい彼女を見つからない

Esa es una basica pero muy solida redaccion, user.

高望みしすぎなんだよ
愛嬌があって良い子ならいいだろう

死にたい

>高望みしすぎなんだよ
じゃあ永久ボッチでいい
>tfw永久ボッチ

3.7 earthquake this morning in Miyazaki. I woke up because of it.

あたしの教育学先生は今日彼の彼氏と縁談した!

いいね、幸せそう

先生いくつ?(´・ω・`)

>彼の彼氏
それだとゲイになるけどいいのか?ww

gracias. eres muy amable
¡ya limpia mi piso!

>キューティーギャル彼女にプロポーズ機会がないの気持ち

誰もお前を愛さないんやで(・∀・)

Ya que termine de limpiar su cocina, señor.

やああああめええええてええええええ。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。

ハロー
今日スレッドが遅いね

こんちは

こんばんは、君は元気かい?

こんにちは、amigo!
Cómo andas?

He's another mexianon.

Tu eres mi esclavo pero soy una buena persona. estas libre
¿Puedo tener tu hermana en lugar de tu?

Not earthquake but moles

Oh really.
Well, how are you then?

I'm fine, just a little tired because of work. What about you?

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