Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Jennifer Lawrence standing there and she says "Hi!"
Wat do???

I'd ask her why she was so bad in The Hunger Games

>be me
>jennifer lawrence come to house
>'user my car broken an i need fuck'
>fuck jennifer lawrence in couch
>nock at door
>omg it jennifer aniston
>'user my privat jet crack an i need fuck'
>'sory jenifer aniston i am fuck jenifre lawrnens'
>jenifer lawrence come to door
>'we can 3some''
>jen and jen naked ass lik 69
>i cum on hur face
>winning.csi

Be like "Sup? I've seen your asshole".

i would just axe if she needs help or something....

turn 360 degrees ...

Hand her a bowl of eggs.

What the fuck are you doing in my house

ask her how the movie Passagers ends!!!

show her the photo leak and ask her to do the same

...

I don't have a house. But, I if I walk into MY house (that I own) and J-Law is there, does that mean that it is actually Jennifer Lawrence's house? But you said it was my house. So, if her house is also my house that means we are married.

So, what I would do is embrace my sweet, gorgeous, funny wife Jennifer Lawrence, show her much love and affection, and live happily ever after.

Brilliantly put you literary genuus.

asks her what she thinks of my repeating digits

I think you mean MY relating digits, shitlord

...

And then you wake up and realize you're kissing your dog and fucking him balls deep in his ass.

Tell her go easy on the mayo on my Sammy

>'user my privat jet crack an i need fuck'

do a full 360 mute grab and walk away

Have a sick thursday night on me go leak your ex gf or sister now at snap-leak-cf

>they die

kill and call the police
>716999999

Kick her liberal ass over to Canada.

Yes please.

Sincerely, Canada.

Wow you should invent your own religion.your writings skill is on par with l.ron.hubbard.called it potato
I'll join

>>'user my privat jet crack an i need fuck'

>>You find Jennifer Lawrence standing there and she says "Hi!"
Hey Ms. JLaw, have you ever seen Hope Solo's butthole?

IS this what all mudshark's look like down there?