Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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カラミチーマス

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still here


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no its not

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Aloha mi amigos, what's good?

perks of dating me:

1 I don't cheat
2 I have a cat
3 Always horny :o

(smug)
I think it is a bit funny

Claiming Azusa for now

Yes it is
I laughed so it must be

Wanna go out?

You forgot:
>Fires the torpedo

:o

I'm after another person sadly :o

1 you cheat and are jumpy as fuck
2 stray shit not even a good breed
3 fucking sack of shit neck self

new thread new Wifuu
claimed!

That was 3
:o

how's making tomoyoyoyo gay going? -_-

Perks of not dating anyone:

1 You don't have to worry about anyone cheating on you
2 You can get whatever pet/video games you want
3 You can always have sex with other girls, or masturbate whenever you want
4 You don't have to go through a breakup at the end

trust me, nobody wants their hull pierced

>Woman controlling what you own
That's easy to solve if you have a spine, it's also solve problem number one

not well but I won't give up :o
no
he's not a stray
slut is good
why break up?

fuck off konata you fucking nigger

^_^

good -_-
i second this -_-

-_-

I don't though

Because most relationships end with a breakup

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I am convinced that practice is more effective. Knowing what to say is not the same as actually being able to handle a conversation properly.

Don't you think there's a reason I am not posting my waifu when you're here?

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ok
don't encourage bullying -_-
Marriage? :o

well i dont
well i didnt

wanna fuk -_-
its not bullying if its to a spic -_-

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I couldn't really think of a reason why you wouldn't post your waifu when I'm here.
I mean, if it's an consolation, I'm off soon.

I'm pretty sure everybody will just feel bad once you ready the torpedo

It's hard to practice when i don't go out much though

Marriage=divorce

Well i did

No -_-

wow that's actually really racist of you, user -_-

not always :o

It's worth a shot -_-

I'm getting deja vu from talking to shiro about this before

good
marry klonata or something -_-
is it really? -_-

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What?

Most of the time

No

same

>

yes stranger :o

mexicans and irish people have a rich history together
50/50
what's your cats name?

That is actually why I wrote anything in the first place. The has been at least that one user who wanted to talk to you.
Why did you decline?

>I mean, if it's an consolation, I'm off soon.
It's not, but thanks for trying anyway.

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okay
become neet -_-
nice pic :o
irish people are dumb -_-

>It's not, but thanks for trying anyway
Is that you Sono?

well you shouldnt laugh at otheres

The most wonderful cat in the world is named Becas, she's 10 years old.

Then I have this little fucker we housed recently in my garage called Tobias, he can't into my house because Becas is extremely territorial.

I wish I could say the same.

20/80
The 80 is breakups/divorce

I don't know, i'm not ready to talk on a call
I'll get better at talking to people irl first

How would that help anything?

Why not? Who am i supposed to laugh at then?

time for bellybuttons

post cat!
but you're Irish :o
I'd never break up with you ;-;

you'd most likely end it but I'd still be happy just having you for a time

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because you would have more time to practice talking -_-

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I wouldn't end a relationship, that would be too hard -_-
I have no friends, a relationship (especially with a guy) would be going to fast

That would make it worse, then i would have no one to talk to -_-

im not sure but not me
i still dont have any

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i'm not irish and i have never been to Ireland -_-
more time for erping~

I'll laugh at you if you make another funny mistake

we can be friends first :o

well I mean we already are I guess

I got my Overlord light novel translations today. Feels good man.

wait where the flip do you live again? :o

africa -_-

Nobody erp's with me though -_-

I meant irl
And there's a big problem, you're in america and i'm in england

nice and nice image size too

what are you waiting for then?

that's a lie since you hate black people
I can try to visit you in the future

I'll save up and we can try to get to know each other more and maybe we could practice chatting during that period :o

Don't have any pic at hand and can't bother go out of my bedroom now.
I'll be going to bed very soon.

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3D waifu claimed
Im high I can do what I want
Love you guys

No
Then you would realise how boring/bad at talking i am

This is now a dubs thread btw

what's with her face?
tomorrow it is :o

but thats mean'
i dont know really

go to a erp thread then -_-
i never said i hate black people -_-
the country above England -_-
Autists enjoy repetition

But no, seriously, why wouldn't you post your waifu when I'm around? Did I do something bad?

Freckles are disgusting.

Just don't fuck up again then

No -_-

so what we can just be with each other and I'd be happy

maybe go for a nice walk I like those

or I could just watch you play a video game :o
then why do you hate mexicans? -_-

London?

She has eyes of an angel and cute little freckles. Her skin looks so smooth and pale it makes me shiver
I just love looking at her

See

I just hate you :o
Alba -_-
Then start talking to people -_-

3DPD aside, nice. Would prefer red hair just as a complete package, but nice.

wow that's very rude ;-;

what did I do to you? -_-

Albuquerque?

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close enough -_-

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I am talking to people, i'm talking to konata

Does he count as people?

no
he counts as a singular person -_-

Alright, I'm going to bed now. Goodnight everyone

fire up that search bar
night

You're not voice chatting me :o
That's a city in new Mexico

You're a new spic -_-

nice
night :o

what happend to old mexico? :o
i'm 100% white -_-

Well i'm talking to you aswell, that makes it people

Goodnight

Only because i can't -_-

or you could just understand how i feel
night
i dont think i should save them

Or you could understand that what you did was funny and i want to laugh at you because of it

no u
WHY
you can save tomoko ones then

I'm 50% Mexican :o
Only because you don't wanna -_-

keep up the cute work :o

Nini.

Deal.

I don't have the vocaroo link anymore.

And because it's 2:30 am -_-

you're missing a -
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you're gay
vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ

I was making it in other replys
I started with N, then i added an o, then i added a b etc

well you have seen them

Sleep sound

It's 730pm -_-

can I wish you goodnight when you go to bed?
50% gay :o