Sup Sup Forums, ask a drunk sailor of 5 years anything

Sup Sup Forums, ask a drunk sailor of 5 years anything

Why did they let a 5 year old in the navy?

because my ASVAB score was high enough

who are you

I'm ET2 to you fagot

How the fuck do I kmow what a store front looks like

>same fag

Jeez louise guys yall are pathetic lamo

Ever been of an FFG?

Conventional ET?

unconventional...and a sword swallower

How'd you end up a sailor?

Nope. I am familiar with FAG.

I could breathe with my mouth shut.

Combat Systems Surface yep

Are you happy?

Maybe you should've been Aquaman instead.

wow how have you been drunk for a whole 5 years

Pretty sure those are all gone now.

Ive only been on a cruiser

The navy is full of faggots?

Hey shipmate, you shouldn't be on Sup Forums

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
I said, what do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?

>well OP.

you've been drunk for 5 years?

Have you gotten a divorce yet? You aren't a real sailor till you have gotten a divorce.

For at least 5 years.

you've been sailing drunk for 5 years?

you've been drinking while sailing drunk for 5 years?

half a month's pay for 2 months.

you've been binge watching sailor moon while drunk for 5 years?

I make money and I met a lot of cool people and I loved in japan for a few years so yeah, pretty happy,. drunk at home atm


4 year or 3 years drunk japan lets you drink at 20

mooning sailors and getting them drunk for 5 years

No matter how much you drink, the boat will not come out of the bottle!

Are you from Nantucket? Only real sailors sail from Nantucket.

Where you stationed at?

You are a drunken sailor drunk from drinking and been drunk-drinking whilst sailing for the past 5 years?

a nigger's basement

half months pay times 2, reduction in rate, 30 days restriction.

I saw one chick get that for sucking a dudes dick

never watched that anime

no

No

I had a girlfriend of 2 years I enganged but then the jody legends were true and here I am flirting with 18 year olds on tinder lol

how good are you at cursing? How much gay sex have you had? Do you peel potatoes (the vegetable kind)?

What's your NEC?

He's in San Diego

What do people do with you, exactly? I've heard tales of shaving your balls with a rusty razor, or putting you in bed with the Captain's daughter, etc...

So what have they done with you?

1-800-GAY-SEXX

Nice. I had to watch fags with modern equipment pass me for advancement.
I had systems to maintain while other people had the 2M NEC. Kind of useless when you do module replacement,

Is there any other kind of sailor?

I'm joining the navy in a month what are the shit jobs I should avoid? Is it true that if you score high enough on the ASVAB test you can choose where your stationed? Will I make any friends is the navy a good environment for an user?

I'm from texas
I'm going to Bahrain after my 30 days of leave are done, just finished japan "SAKKIII!!!!!:""

lol no.. none of that is true. its always needs of the navy.

What do we do with you, particularly early in the morning?

Not OP...
ETs don't do galley work.
I didn't even do boot camp galley work.

you can always be sent to crank.

FSA?

Fucking cunt licking asswhiping shit bitch fucked my grandmothers god DAMN FUCK MONKEY
Hydra and link and scheduled for new secret ones I earned you bitch!!!!

They made me do my job idk, one time I had to clean some guys diarrhea shit from the berthing lol
DONT BE A PACT, DONT BE AN ENGINEER, DONT BE ON THE FLIGHT DECK!! DONT BE A NUKE! Choose a desk job or combat systems like ET, FC, OS, etc... We get to personally meet and interact with the CO on a normal basis and normally get awards and hnors by sucking dick. Its how I capped o 2nd in 2 years

Faggot- AWVC

Can you kill yourself on stream?

I had to crank ffor 4 months you know nothing you fat fucking cuck cunt

You can get a choice at the end of service school, but only the billets needed at that particular time.
>avoid small commands; look for a "bird farm" on your native coast
>or shore duty
OP... Did the BEQ at Great Mistakes still smell like a whorehouse from Thursday to Sunday?

That sucks.

lmao never bitch!

Oh. You also needed to be at the top of your class to get first pick at duty stations.

I know I was on the last one when it was decommed.

Former Recruiter here: Don't choose something because your detailers are pushing you on it. Feel free to say no at any time in the process. I was certain that I was going to get knocked down while recruiting for telling people that but I just put on anchors this year, and all my recruiters had nothing but positive feedback for me.

I wasn't on the jersey no. in a school I lost my virginity to a half black girl who I befriended after I carried her shit over to our barracks when she graduated rtc though

West Coast Surface: Lots of Flips and spics
East Coast Surface: Lots of Niggers.
Aviation: Lots of weirdos
Construction: Dumbasses
Submarines: Lots of faggots
Medical: Real Faggots (Gays)

Listen to this man, also, is recruiting duty worth it?

Sucks to be you.
Being a radar/mini-computer specialist meant my department needed me, we sent RMs and EWs.

It's alright, I pissed off my superiors a lot. I ran a 4 person station in Ohio as a first class and had a chief working for me. Got ROY 2 years in a row and got selected as an AW this past year. It was weird not doing your traditional job, so I would recommend studying a lot while recruiting. I nearly failed my first first class test while I was out there and I ended up cutting a 79 on my next one simply because I would study.

But to follow up, you just have to be an extrovert and be flexible. Don't judge anyone who walks through your office door.

This

TBH, if I had the chance to do it again, I would have gone SeaBee or Corpsman.
>I like to build shit and break it down
>Hospital Corps is/was densely packed with chicks, although male Corpsman can end up in a USMC unit

I am happy with my choices to be an ET. I made a lot of friends, my life wasn't to bad, did a lot of awesome things. Idk. I'm good with my life.