If you don't drink this God's beverage, you should reframe your entire existence
Friendly reminder that
DUDE
MATE
LMAO
MATE
DUDE
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>consuming caffeine
smoke cigarettes too then you'll be the complete ''adult'' (see - failure)
always do oposite than jew says
Wtf I love coffee and cigarettes now
Good lad
>liquid shit in a mug
How do you brew it, cause I know a store which sells that stuff?
here, have manual
youtube.com
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Easiest Explanation of How to Drink Yerba Mate
Put mate straw into the mate bowl
Pour 3/4 yerba mate into your mate cup.
Pour cold water onto part of the yerba mate.
Relax for about 30 seconds as the yerba mate awakens.
Pour in hot water and drink mate like an alpha man
now that's a variation i didn't know about
which part you from, "hermano" argentino?
Forgot to say, add it sugar and enjoy. Some people prefer without sugar but that's an personal choice. You can also add it leaves of menta and other aromatic leaves
Looks like pesto sauce.
I love Italian cuisine but I'm sure it's a bit overkill
>of menta
en.wikipedia.org
>God's beverage
>not xocolatl
That's the way we prepare it in Córdoba, bah the way I was taught to. At first I put a bit of cold water to avoid "burning" the yerba (weed) with the hot water.
Had one of these yesterday, does it count
no, it doesn't
mate cocido (in a can, in your case) is more alike tea than like the mate we're talking about ITT
Does it taste good?
Like so?
Stop spamming this guy
How come the idea of coffee and cigarettes did just become that much more nicer?
hmmmmm
I'd say like this. The water should be at the top level of the weed m8
Call it herb mate
hmmm it's not incorrect but try this best, it's how we do it here: leaving a room so the bombilla (straw) can go in without making a big hole in the yerba
Also, for the love of god, don't let the water boil.
>Put mate straw into the mate bowl
>Fill 3/4 yerba mate powder into your mate cup.
>Pour cold water onto part of the yerba mate.
>Let it soak for about 30 seconds as the yerba mate awakens.
>Pour in hot (but not boiling) water and drink.
Right?
I hope I can find a decent straw and cup for under 20 bucks.
typical amerindian drink
euros can't enjoy it because it's a drink that only true mestizos can enjoy.
>putting the straw first
you put the straw just before you start pouring hot water and closing the open part at the top.
What is that? Some kind of beer or tea or something?
>hay gente que disfruta chupando porongo
no thanks, faggots.
ah yeah this
if you put the bombilla first and the yerba later, or if you stick your bombilla too deep, it gets stucked and the water won't flow
not a total disaster though, you can move around the bombilla but that will disturb the yerba's flavor
>thinking there's this much science into drinking mate
fuck off you retarded niggers.
yo tomo de la guampa
que se hace de los cuernos que le puso tu vieja a tu viejo
it's.... a tea that isn't a tea
when drinking tea, you put herbs on the water
this is putting the water on the herbs instead
hot infusion for alphas
glad to see someone that understands
>that first sip™ of the day
tranquilo, papu
I've only seen (white) psychotic hippies drink this. You talking about god is creepy too. Coffee remains as our thing.
it's a beaner thing, white people wouldn't understand
wtf, still with those captchas?
I didn't know they were different depending on the country. Haven't seen a written captcha in like 2 years. What is Google doing
>I've only seen (white) psychotic hippies drink this
oh gee, I wonder why people drinking a typical foreign drink happen to be hippies.
>You talking about god is creepy too.
it's just an expression, you massive autist.
>Coffee remains as our thing.
wat
this post has nothing to do with coffee.
and coffee is south american anyways, you retard.
that looks stupid
woah, that looks like state of the art captcha technology!
I'm so jelous right now, I wish it reached south america already!
Oh I see. Why do you change it though? It's faster to click than to write.
if you post more than 3 times in 10 minutes it makes you solve like 10 of those and sometimes you misclick.
you never misstype.
also, I got used to it since before because they had all those retarded ones that were actually difficult, nowadays they don't exist anymore, but I'm used to writting so fuck it.
Just drink tea
Wait wait wait.
If (You) gonna buy a mate, (You) will have to put hot water and yerba everyday for 3 days before use it.
"Curar el mate" youtube.com
How much do you drink, and when was your last "sip from the straw"? Just curious before I never try.
curame la chota pelotudo
>If you don't drink this God's beverage
But this isn't beer.
This the only patrician answer
trolo
>tfw no Tereré to drink rn
Learn English stupid province
I drink like 2 litres a day. for breakfast and for """tea time""" (I don't know how else to call it in english)
I'm drinking right now.
Hay que aprender del ganador nosotros ya no ganamos por algo será
no tenés la más puta idea de que estás diciendo, mogólico
I don't understand why Europeans pretend to like amerindian stuff.
Mate is a mestizo/amerindian drink. It's our thing, leave it alone, leave us alone.
Stick to beer, or tea or whatever shit you like to eat in your god forsaken continent.
ah mirá acá si escribís como la gente migue
Are you saying Europeans cannot eat tomates? Dumb
>migue
no sé de que carajo estás hablando
if you want people to emulate you, you must put out an image of success.
/thread
BTFO
How can argentines (amerindians) ever recover?
suck my white big cock, secondtina
sos un genio yo la verdad te estoy emulando
Keep it up my amerindian brother
With pacha mama on our side wh*tes will be defeated
It isn't THAT good
cierren el orto bobos
ah there it is! and just like that, I lost all respect and admiration for Argentina.
terrible display. you're just another Honduras to me now
MATE
M8
LMAO
but it's pronounced completely different.
actually, I believe you'd pronounce it right if you read it in your language.
hm try again sweety ;)
You are like a little baby
Watch this succ
Chotto matte kudasai~!
Like this?:
gauchogourmet.com
theteahaus.com
Also, how often can you refill the cup with hot water before you need to replace the yerba mate?
This is a very popular soft drink in Germany.
Does this count?
Am I Argentinian now?
But I prefer this one
Thomas Henry is trying to gain ground with this Mate soft drink in Germany. It's by far the most expansive and worst tasting.
>cold mate cocido
no, that doesn't count.
we don't even have those, they must be fucking disgusting
I remember when coca cola tried to do a Mate based drink.
It was disgusting.
Some of them actually are tasty, but I wish they were less sweet.
>tereré in a bottle