Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Ikusaba claimed
i want an user to fuck my waifu while i watch
Its coming fine. Stitches are starting to dissolve properly. Shes nearly 70 and she has pretty much just been your typical East European woman this whole time.
still here
and
spooky?
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lewd threads?
generals?
even here
whats under the dress
A bit of fresh air is always nice.
I'm not judgmental for shit with beginners, I always have a good time with anyone on the mountain.
hi
I'm lonely
books and magic and junk
What's under THAT dress?
hello
hi lonely i'm dad
It is time....
Blonde and blue? Who may you be Aryan?
ehh i dont really go into those and i post tomoko here
Mods do something about the fucking fagbots already.
Hi Dad
Why don't you love me
before you do please fuck my waifu
where would all of that fit?
a wonderful world
try it out! lots of fun !
Why is she covering her penis? .////.
I would but im incredibly sick.
because you're gay, son.
I'm doing fine, how have you been?
What time?
so you can post yours
Hello everyone, hope I'm not too late
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Juvia and Tali are samefags prove me wrong
nuuuu ;~;
Good to hear. My in-laws are Eastern European (Poland/Ukraine) and the grandparents had a similar demeanor. Got along quite well with both of them because of it.
I gotta have me fresh air every so often or I get restless. Doesn't really matter what I'm doing as long as I get that time to reconnect outdoors.
I never really tried my hand at skiing until I was older just because there's no snow or terrain for it here in Texas. Western Pennsylvania/New York on the other hand, was perfect for it. After quickly realizing I couldn't ski for nothing, I decided to stick to snow football/snow rugby.
Nicely done Haruhi.
Flu or something similar?
It's never too late. How's it going?
I have been in those threads and they were kind of ehh so I stopped going
I'm sure you will find someone to do it in here....
FOR THE PURGE!
do it
You listening? Damn son.
Jeez, messing up my posts already.
>Linked to myself by mistake.
(Houki)
The Kansas family are all from my mother's side of the family, (The one's I visited before I drove up here), and the rest of my father's family.
>I'm going to take a guess and say that only a 6th of my father's family lives up here in Minnesota.
>I had a somewhat exhausting day, plus it's getting late, can't math good atm.
ive been trying to get better with some help
thanks i got that picture today so im trying to show it off
find one that you like then
even better make your own
Flue minus the body aches.
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Disneyland sure looked weird back then
/thread
>mfw
Austria and Serbia here. On the side thats still alive, at least.
カラミチーマス
damnit. thats too bad.
maybe bring some friends to help?~
i hope your right
It's been well. Just enjoying my vacation
How about you?
Hello Tali.
>
I see you're still sick.
Hello other cute blue haired waifu
more of her
>snow football/snow rugby
Is that even a thing?
Or do you just happen to play during occasional snowfalls?
You've purged me 38 times already.
Good!
Are you noticing any results already?
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Aloha you fine individuals, what's good?
I'm having an existential crisis brought on by Naruto and Inuyasha openings from 10 years ago, I think I may have my priorities in life messed up
shyyyyyyt
STRAGGLERS!
Went to work today tho only lasted half the day
Got a lewder nuder version?
it sounds like id be a brief thing for a fap and thats not worth the work
ive been eating better and getting more sleep lately
after what happened yesterday it was hard to fall asleep though
What happened yesterday? Are you okay?
Answer both questions.
I live on my own time. Also I've been drinking
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Well those sound like outstanding results already.
I don't want to plunge you back into it, but what happened to you yesterday?
Heya haruhi
>wew
Not even nude and that was still great
>WEW
l-lewd.
Of course! How could i go a night without seeing you
>dub dubs
Well at least you tried today, have you been improving lately?
Also you know I'm here to do what i can
>
not of that no
dont worry im fine
id rather not talk about it im just trying to get over it
sorry
hi tali
make it longer then
How was the yum spaghet
What a let down, no one tells me anything, hmph
>flys down looking at u
who is sheeee
Sometimes too it's about the ones you get along most with. While most of us are here in the area, there's only so many I keep in close contact with. The others I see mostly during the odd gathering or holidays.
I got something trying to get me, but with my luck that'll happen after the holiday where I'll be stuck using sick leave.
Nice, ever been to those places to see your roots? Mexico is too damned dangerous for me to bother at this point.
One more shift before the weekend, should go by pretty quickly tomorrow. Lots of football, and the weather is supposed to be in 60s/70s, so I'll more than likely grill out too.
A group of us made it a thing, usually there was enough people to field full teams plus reserves- while one group played a half, the other group was grilling meat and tending to the fire. Then the groups switched, and after the cooking & game was over, all of us would enjoy some food & drink around the fire before heading out. Playing during a snowfall was definitely the best.
Chitose!
Sadly not yet, it'll have to wait for tomorrow night because I work tomorrow, but the day out with the squad was pretty chill.
Also finally got around to getting myself a new guitar, it's so much better now.
Very well?
It is my duty every day to purge the unneeded out of society.
I cant
Listen I'm calling it right now. If the Dolphins can beat the Patriots this Sunday expect both face each other in the divisional round
Dolphins are going all waaay
Also ShitHawks aint beating dembois
ky
Did you say Cheetos?
cartoons as wives? really? you retarded lonely teenagers don't have video games to play or something?
I like my women lile i like my crazies. Tied up and unable to move
Im about the same as yesterday. On a bright note i did get to hold sneks for the first time today.
On the bright side ypu get to have a nice holiday
Dont be sad pls
No that's alright.
I don't want you to go in that territory if it makes you feel uneasy.
Avoiding it will help you get over it, forgive my curiosity.
That sounds amazing.
It must be a whole lot of people then.
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Hi
Fuck off also,
Not me
No, not enough money. Id love to so to Austria though, she went back a few years ago and loved being back home.
I guess the excitement will continue to build. And the days only half done, get back out there :^)
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Yes him
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!
This gif is mesmerizing.
im sorry please just understand its not something i want to bring up
its ok
im fine dont worry
its getting a little late im going to go now
bye everyone
?
ive always been here
your very kinky hehe
Goodnight Haruhi!
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try it drunk
sleep
Brady sucks against Miami on the road, but if that happens, then NE will fix it in the playoffs. With Carr out I don't see much competition in the AFC other than maybe KC.
Cowboys will beat themselves before someone else beats them. Last time they had a first round bye was when Benny Hill was coach, and he went on the record as saying that a bye was like winning a playoff game...before Dallas fell flat and choked.
I'm content with a playoff win or two from Seattle. Losing Thomas sucked.
Yep, I can find stuff to do while I'm sick to stay busy. Unless I'm deathly ill, it's gonna be business as usual.
20+, but to spread the expense around, everyone would pitch in funds or bring some meat/beer/drinks even if they couldn't play. There were always some moochers, but usually by that point there was more than enough to go around plus leftovers.
>not enough money
Yeah, finances always put a damper on things. I have money, but like I said, too dangerous to be prowling Mexico.
Time for me to get some sleep, goodnight everyone.
Just try and be rid of me
>football
Yeah, can't wait to watch the Lions squander a division title away. At home. On Sunday night football
>
But hey at least you're going to have a good time.
I noticed. But what will you do when you find someone conventional weapons don't work on?
How come you were able to do that today?
>sneks
The only snek i want to hold is the lewd one
>cute
How are you today qt?
Please don't go was it really that bad? You should talk about it.
You take too long to reply, faggot. Seasshole is a waste of a playoff spot because they aren't going anywhere.
Sweet dreams
Simple!
ngiht
Alright I'll save it for later.
What are the known effects of watching it while intoxicated?
Sounds like a great time.
How often did you do that?
I went to a petco today. I also ate 2 hash cookies to ease the pain.
>cozy
I wish to cuddle you now
NEXT Purple, the embodiment of plutia/iris heart's mannerisms mixed in with neptune? Hell to the yes.
What?
Tired with a side of slight happy?
>snapchat because fuck everything
>go through stories of people
>see some choose color to say how you feel about them
>decide to actually partake in it
>goes to two decisions
>pink - you're cute
>white - I used to have a crush on you
Crush for one year, think she's still cute. She's literally shorter than me and has a chest size I favor. Pretty flat, however she gets upset when I mention it (but I never say I like her size). Plus she's scene. Chose Pink, and not ten seconds later, she replies.
>ohshitwhatthefuck.png
>nervous intensifies
Open the message
"Thank you"
Relief