Things you can say about your computer but not your girlfriend.
Things you can say about your computer but not your girlfriend
Lincoln Parker
Alexander Hernandez
Fuck, it's not turning on.
Wyatt Bell
She runs every day
Jaxson Turner
try unpluging it, blowing on it and plugging it back in
Tyler Gray
Time for an upgrade
William Allen
Try turning it off and turn it back on again.
Camden Bennett
i have one
Thomas Young
The floppy isn't fitting!
Matthew Miller
...
Samuel Rogers
You are real!
Robert Brooks
I'm going to upgrade next year to one wirh more power!
Adrian Gonzalez
...
Jaxon Gray
I think mine's got a virus
William Green
Man, this thing is kinda heavy
Jason Campbell
Does this play Fallout 4?
Landon Morgan
It needs more memory
Jason Clark
She's works
Liam Butler
Sometimes it gets too hot
Aaron Kelly
I just replaced it with a newer model.
Jack Bennett
I didn't use any protection and now I have another virus...
Oliver Mitchell
I'm trading you for a better one
Jayden Long
it shows feminine penises
Jeremiah Jones
Can this speak Russian?
Josiah Bennett
HELP MY FUCKING PENIS IS STUCK IN A BLENDER
Joseph Morales
not the best but itll get the job done
Jaxson Phillips
Wow I can plug so many things in this!
Dylan Fisher
Man, I didn't put enough money into it and now it's not useful anymore.
Jaxson Howard
The Charger Broke....
Luke Baker
I have one.
Owen James
Damn, it constantly gets too hot, and sometimes it just vibrates for no reason.
Kayden Miller
1. I can upgrade her any time
2. I can play with her all day
John Wood
I haven't used this since 1998
Colton Sanders
so im a diabetic and my penis is like turning orange and i have no idea why. if you want to help me and my cause to make my penis normal color again, you cant, go fuck yourself
Luke Sanders
*sigh*
this thing gets dustier everyday
Jeremiah Peterson
When it stops working just smack it a couple of times!
Elijah Russell
It exists
Owen Russell
I don't fuck other computers
Wyatt Richardson
She's ten years old now, so time to get a new one
Carson Jones
FUCK! I think I broke it!
Xavier Morris
This ones defective, can I send it back?
Hudson Collins
Lets me keep my cp
Anthony Collins
Why did I get one this huge?
Ryan Sanders
Thank god I can play Diablo II with you.
Michael Gutierrez
it's moving too slowly, just not preforming like it used to
Connor Rodriguez
It won't shut up.
Kevin Gonzalez
I love you
Matthew Ramirez
I always accidentally put it in upside down
Jeremiah Brooks
I didn't start abusing her until she was more than five years old
Kevin Thomas
It makes a weird whining noise whenever I turn it on.
Oliver Gray
GET IN THE FUCKING BAG
Nicholas Evans
Underrated, likely due to the bad grammar
Jace Ward
Just put it to sleep and the noise will stop
Nathaniel Rodriguez
My wife knows I have a computer.
Nathaniel Young
huh...I guess she don't bend that far back
Adrian Roberts
Damnit, stopped working!
Jonathan Ramirez
Why don't you work anymore?
Aaron Parker
They're making 'em bigger, faster, stronger, it's great!
Austin Butler
Fuck, it has another virus.
Aaron Watson
I want to kill it when it won't run anymore
Brandon Rogers
This keeps getting S.T.D.s... (Server Transmitted Data, duh)
Mason Long
needs better resolution
Jonathan White
Is there enough ports for two?
Parker Howard
Goddamn it you beat me to it.
Lucas Taylor
If anybody uses you I'll have to give you a thorough check to make sure they didn't fuck anything up.
Ayden Thompson
It crashed a lot. Must be a problem with drivers.
William Perez
Oh god, it's infected.
Thomas Phillips
I like to fuck it
Angel Martin
It's functional outside of the kitchen.
Henry Cox
How do I make my dick bigger?
Dominic Peterson
you're a computer
Nicholas Williams
it was made before 2009
Connor Gonzalez
Just found this amazing tool....see what celebrity you can leak lmfao snap-leak-cf
Carson Baker
Jonathan Phillips
Have a sick thursday night on me go leak your ex gf or sister now at snap-leak-cf
Brayden Hill
It doesn't fuck my best friends
Parker Barnes
Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf
Hudson White
Get a hummer
James Sanders
Man it always does what I want
Boy, I'm glad I have one, I'd never get rid of it
Tyler Lee
pew
Jaxon Cox
I have a computer
Sebastian Richardson
They're still not good at driving cars.
Jose Mitchell
After eight years of abuse it it finally died, and now I store it in my closet.
It's awkward, but there's evidence I need to clean off it before dumping it in the landfill.
Oliver Robinson
I smashed it in the back alley with a hammer until there was nothing but little pieces left