How can I join Isis Sup Forums?

How can I join Isis Sup Forums?

Call the FBI and submit resume.

Load a double barrel shotgun with slugs and then place the shotgun on the bottom of your chin then fire both barriels

y so edgy?

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fucking hell i've seen so many of these

Because there gonna burn you alive or shoot you with a riot shell to cause more Gore so it's a quicker way to what's going to happen anyway

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Can I get real answers for thread?

no

I just want know how join isis please help.

Scream "Allahu Akbar", pledge allegiance, and then blow yourself up or shoot up a gay club.
Honestly, don't you watch the news OP?

walk down the street, into the isis building, and join. there is one on every corner.

Ask your parents for permission

nigga dis aint disney.com

Did you submit a form on the website?

Teenage Islamist 'poster girl' who fled Austria to join ISIS 'is beaten to death by the terror group after trying to escape from Syria'
(this is a real headline)

OP you still feelin edgy after reading that headline?

They only accept men who have slept with a goat. Get to it OP.

It can be if you'd just fucking let it...

>Underage detected

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Real answer.

Choice A: Attempt to join ISIS in what remains of its territory.

Pros - get to join your brothers on the front line.
- will get your 32 virgins very soon

Cons - almost certainly will be stopped at your home countries boarders or deported trying to enter a war zone.
- as they are suspicious of westerners without a reccomendation trying to join (as they might be spys), your first mission for the islamic state will probably be a suicide bombing of some kind.


Option B: Lone Wolf Attack

Pros - can further the mission for your IS brothers.
- will get your 32 virgins very soon

Cons - will probably fail as your a shitcunt fat neckbeard.
- you need tondo it completely alone because the second you try to communicate with the IS or any local faggots who sympathize, then you're on the radar and will be caught.


So basically you should kys sandnigger

72 virgins

SeeInc. Kys idea

By killing yourself. The only way to join is in the afternoon life.

Westerners only get 32

Wasn't a great idea when they were on the rise. Definitely not good while they are on the brink of destruction.

Why do you want to join them anyways?

White privilege doesn't work there?