>be deep in forrest
>see this
WWYD
Be deep in forrest
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>free her
>give her my jacket
>make sure she gets home safely
Play her a song on my ocarina.. Some Danny elfman
Keep walking. It's obviously a bear in disguise.
Force her to eat a bowl of eggs I guess.
>Feed her eggs
>Run away autistically
I LOVE this site
xDDDDD to good
> she hasn't been there long enough to shit herself
itsatrap.jpg
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>gets thrown in prison because they couldn't find any other suspect.
>have my connections ensure she is fed eggs daily
Pick up a rock and knock her out again.
Start moving in, planning to do evil things, then think. She is clean, no traces around of her being there a long time. OH SHIT! Run like a bat outta' hell cuz' she was a worm on a hook and I was the fish!
Check my map. Obviously I'm walking around in circles.
>think to self, this is how i die
>fuck her brains out
>cereal killer comes out of the woods to murder me
>probably cleans her up and resets the trap
it would be worth it
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Yeah... I'd probably die that way too. KNOW it's a trap, but fall for it anyway. Bang hard and fast so I cum before I get murdered.
plus if i end up not dying then i take her by the chain and bring her home with me. lock her up in the attic and give her the ol' stockholm syndrome.
i mean, that's best case scenario, right? .. right?
I would tell her to stop letting this faggot OP made reddit posts on Sup Forums and to go back to faggot reddit.
Mah nigga
:^)