Hey /b!

hey /b!
ask a female drug mule anything

Do you use your pussy as a pocket? Also you know the rules op.. Tits or gtfo

Which orifice is your go-to storage?

On two of five occassions I have
I clearly don't play by rules

see this
never used another one

That's boring. What nationality is your smuggler? Is it good money? Better than stripping or being a prostitute?

Seeing as cunts these days don't play by time-honoured rules and I obviously won't see your tits, I'll ask a fucking question anyway.

Have you ever carried anything which, if you were kicked in your stomach, would give you the ability to stop time?

Asking the important questions.

he's an aussie, but i've gone from vietnham and once from peru
It's great money
never done either
sadly not

Do You smuggle in or out of the US? How did you achieve this job? Is it difficult?

WELL YOU'D BETTER FUCKING HOP TO IT THEN, HEY, FRANCIS?

no
met someone who did it whilst travelling
no

Is the pay good? (What do you usually make per run) Have any run ins with the law yet?

for peru i got 7 grand
for each of the thailand ones i got a grand
a run in with the law in amsterdam when not making a run, but nothing came of it

Ever had a bag pop (drugs go everywhere inside you?) Would you die if so?

This thread is great, I work for customs and I will be using this intel to identify you and fist your asshole.

no
i guess i would

>7k for risking lengthy foreign prison time

Sounds like you get paid sweet fuck all for your risks op you daft bitch

how much would you have asked for?

Whats your credit card details

Depends how much I'm moving

Nothing less than 10k and certainly not a grand that's barely a months rent. What currency op?

tits or gtfo